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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
She says everything is "-coded" now, it's so weird and makes her seem like she's trying too hard with the overuse of it. I guess it's Elaine-coded to overkill current trends in a desperate attempt to fit in with her peers. BPD behavior.
Skibidi-coded gyatt rizzler-pilled
 
"Highly" paid job. X. Own own property. X. In Russia. X. Can't be dox'd or SWAT'd. X. She hates her life... and what she's done to it.
Elaine really does hate being reminded she was born in bongland.
Fatherless...
Without commentary? Users? It's really just me. Wot a dinny pixie...
 
"Highly" paid job. X. Own own property. X. In Russia. X. Can't be dox'd or SWAT'd. X. She hates her life... and what she's done to it.
Elaine really does hate being reminded she was born in bongland.
Fatherless...
Without commentary? Is she so butt hurt over my japes, that she has developed hysterical blindness?
She really is seething... over the fact: PPP demanded the return of Plodderz, and lo and behold...
Remember when Radiohead were a band ripping off Pixies n sheeeit?
Elaine, being to lazy to end it all, it's not something to be proud of. btw, it's only get harder, as you get older, and you aren't so mollycoddled.
I'm not sure SH sees it as an argument. An argument is something, something, monty python bit... but seriously, SH prolly sees it as mocking, from their end, and spazzing out on yours.
Never Trust A Junky
It's a lot more common than you think, Elaine... I remember having a chat with a nurse (as you'll know, I live in a public sector city, I've met looooaaaaddddsss of nurses), it's about growing up, and having "conflicting messages" from authority figures (parents). As E-lame can't go a day without her contradicting herself... also, BPD is often the polite version of NPD, as women (who make up most of the "BPD" cases) really don't like admitting, despite the evidence, we live in a society that literally idolizes (as in Idolatry, like in the Bible) Wymbymz.
 
tl/dr: Elaine doesn't like people pointing and laughing at her bintery, but she can't get any other form of attention, so she's kinda stuck with it.
Elaine, still doesn't understand the line "They knew what they were getting into when they bought the ticket... I say, LET EM CRASH!"
THe hag is deluded enough to think people are riled up.
Plodwinson in droogz shocker...
 
Diddlaine hanging out with trannies and pedophiles
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tl/dr: Elaine doesn't like people pointing and laughing at her bintery, but she can't get any other form of attention, so she's kinda stuck with it.
Elaine, still doesn't understand the line "They knew what they were getting into when they bought the ticket... I say, LET EM CRASH!"
THe hag is deluded enough to think people are riled up.
Plodwinson in droogz shocker...
There's no such thing as animal "snuff"
 
I was wondering who this Elaine person everyone brought up all the time. It seems she spent a lot of time on 4chan in her youth, posts nudes, posts CP, was a child weirdo, makes up her morals on the spot to justify herself. No wonder Null and many KF posters are obsessed with her. She is their manic pixie dream girl.
 
Has Sprate fed posted a forum to death?
You think she really contacted the hacks? Or does she mean emailed Vordrak? Either way, "Waaaaahhhhhh, Sprate sed sumfink meaaaannnn!" Isn't really defamation.
Yes Elaine, Babs that effect... also, I think she @'d Lorenz a few times and got no joy.
Elaine thanks Sprate for not being visited by Lily Law for her noncery.
Pretty sure Sprate is happy enough checking this thread, once in awhile. Nearly everything gets posted... eventually.
All those people inside your head. It must be noisy.
Gurl... you know where you are, lolcow? You're in the Sektur... you're gonna die!"
"Sha na na na na na na Knees!"
Elaine was already a cow. She was desperate for his attention, so was cowboy (I wonder what sock they are wearing now), it resulted in a stilted, awkward stream. Trying the "he's just playing hard to get" because he ghosted you... that's bunny boiler stuff.
Elaine is "Not Bovvered". Thru gritted teeth.
Read: Elaine doesn't accept, the reason she cannot maintain a healthy relationship with others... is herself. Far too self absorbed.
Having not denied it for so long... too little, too late.
Playawinson knows how to rile up the fillies. Hotel motel, holiday inn, if your cow ain't up to snuff, then think about her friend" Or something.
 
i found my excerpt what obvious lies , YEAH JUST GO ON KIWI AND LOGIN IF YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT AND LOOK AT HIS WALL THERES TONS OF KIDS TALKING TO HIM,

I truly despise that im known around these parts because elaine wont stfu about me.
 
Snuff is just murder porn. Anything that can be murdered can be in a snuff film. Just look at the monkey torture zoophiles who get off to it.
You can kill an animal for a plethora of cruel and pitiful reasons, but you can't "murder" an animal
 
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