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Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow
Sounds like you just want an excuse to defend zoo sadism.
If Elaine wasn't BPD, she wouldn't be chasing after a short obese American man nearly twice her age for validation. What I find intriguing is her trajectory is nearly identical to Pantsu's, jumping from one internet personality to another. The only difference is Elaine wants all of that attention and infamy for herself whereas Pantsu went through phases of wanting it and not wanting it.
They have similar looks too. One has a horse face, one has a man face.
They have similar looks too. One has a horse face, one has a man face.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Man. Hands.
Ironwinson? A mincer? It's not a new idea... to anyone who reads this thread.
The broom is repeating your description. The real reason, it'sbecause she's a cow who looks like she lives under a bridge. Plodwinson likes that sort of thing... according to PPP gossip.
Ironwinson? A mincer? It's not a new idea... to anyone who reads this thread.
The broom is repeating your description. The real reason, it'sbecause she's a cow who looks like she lives under a bridge. Plodwinson likes that sort of thing... according to PPP gossip.
"He's like totally obsessed with me... not the other way round"
There are root vegatables with higher IQ than E-lame
How old was Cowboy, when Elaine was grooming him?
There are root vegatables with higher IQ than E-lame
How old was Cowboy, when Elaine was grooming him?
PythonPrincess
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Wax strips, bangs to hide her humungous forehead, pore strips, dental care for the plaque, teeth whitening strips, moisturizer, Olaplex shampoo and conditioner for her dry hay-like hair, under eye gel masks, lash lifts, calorie surplus + weight training.
Elaine if you're reading this, please take my advice. You may even be able to rope in more simps and orbiters with your mediocre appearance if you listen to me.
PythonPrincess
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I want to give her a makeover
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
But... Elaine... you are low IQ.
Did send a copy of your passport. It's ok, Elaine. You were born in a dull suburb of London. It's fine.
Did send a copy of your passport. It's ok, Elaine. You were born in a dull suburb of London. It's fine.
And Elaine wonders why people call her low IQ
DYK? Aura is a term for the visual distortion you get during a migraine.
Yeah. Chucklefuck really doesn't like you mentioning their Dad. They quit a stream over it.
DYK? Aura is a term for the visual distortion you get during a migraine.
Yeah. Chucklefuck really doesn't like you mentioning their Dad. They quit a stream over it.
Elaine has a heckin valid bitch aura and cringe vibe around her.
What happened to your old account?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Non Squitur
She didn't take that well, then...
Ok. 1. Elaine still has a shitty personality, whatever bunch of letters disorder 2. Sektur women? Who are these sektur women? Is it like The Lizzies (you're gonna have to watch The Warriors), only, the sektur women cry when you talk about their: family, mental health, weight. Then try to stab each other, just to simp from clout from, for example, a guy who killed a dog. Nobody wants that trim. Plenty of crazy you can stick your dick in, before you get to Homeless Drug Addict Evelyn.
She didn't take that well, then...
Ok. 1. Elaine still has a shitty personality, whatever bunch of letters disorder 2. Sektur women? Who are these sektur women? Is it like The Lizzies (you're gonna have to watch The Warriors), only, the sektur women cry when you talk about their: family, mental health, weight. Then try to stab each other, just to simp from clout from, for example, a guy who killed a dog. Nobody wants that trim. Plenty of crazy you can stick your dick in, before you get to Homeless Drug Addict Evelyn.
Elaine is huffing Sherm levels of Cope, there.
Admitted to supporting the dkf campaign, to the tune of £1000.
tbf, the fan fic of the Broomlaine shipping is all about Elaine terrorizing joshy with her weird eyes, thoughts and body. Like Misery, only joshy is bedridden because he's fat and lazy, and Elaine just talks to him, because she doesn't have the physical strength of Annie Wilkes. The brooms cankles will have given out, under the stress of his own wobbley arse, so it doesn't really matter.
Admitted to supporting the dkf campaign, to the tune of £1000.
tbf, the fan fic of the Broomlaine shipping is all about Elaine terrorizing joshy with her weird eyes, thoughts and body. Like Misery, only joshy is bedridden because he's fat and lazy, and Elaine just talks to him, because she doesn't have the physical strength of Annie Wilkes. The brooms cankles will have given out, under the stress of his own wobbley arse, so it doesn't really matter.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
1. Just hence. 2. Put the device down, get some exercise, that'll help with the dreams
"The candy coloured clown they call the sand man..."
Falsely? Yeah, but...
"The candy coloured clown they call the sand man..."
Falsely? Yeah, but...
Elaine, Maddie died in the apt. Only super tards think the McCanns are innocent. Oh, and the pervs in the Police Nonce Squad.
It's 2024. Still posting smack about E-lame. Suffah bint!
An flaggot, there. Defending another an flaggot.
It's 2024. Still posting smack about E-lame. Suffah bint!
An flaggot, there. Defending another an flaggot.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Only 5 people... she's known for years
Had. He had. Not no more. To think, Elaine is more annoying, and more of a waste of time/space than Tommy Tooter. More of a nonce, too.
Elaine can't stop trying to get Emp's attention.
Had. He had. Not no more. To think, Elaine is more annoying, and more of a waste of time/space than Tommy Tooter. More of a nonce, too.
Elaine can't stop trying to get Emp's attention.
She was dox'd, only recently, in Cam-whoreland.
Sure Elaine... sure.
Shocking lack of Cognizant, there.
Sure Elaine... sure.
Shocking lack of Cognizant, there.
Elaine is sitting on her ass in her parents house in London doomscrolling to see if anyone mentions her name so she can seethe about it. There are random occasions where she goes on trips on daddy's dime, but she is still a terminally online loser who is the bane of her parents existence because they realize she will never amount to anything. She always goes back home to the same bedroom and bathroom where she filmed the videos she still tries to pass off as deepfakes.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Wasn't, tho... Never will be.
Chinney. Reckon.
Chinney. Reckon.
I honestly and genuinely have no fucking clue as to why she's so fucking obsessed with Sprate. If any of you have any good answers please say so....Cause I'm struggling to figure it out
. Is she proud of her thread or something? These are just my observations btw.
. Is she proud of her thread or something? These are just my observations btw.
imagine being such a fuckup of a lolcow that its a highlight to be on jewsh's show no one watches.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Give yer head a shake, ELaine.
Elaine might want to reread that, does seem she's saying "I've got the energy of someone who possesses loli and will get exposed"
And that's the irony. BPD bints always think they are "not like everyone else", but they are the biggest NPCs.
btw Chucklefuck posted a cap of supposed msg from Plodz explaining why he no showed.
Elaine might want to reread that, does seem she's saying "I've got the energy of someone who possesses loli and will get exposed"
And that's the irony. BPD bints always think they are "not like everyone else", but they are the biggest NPCs.
btw Chucklefuck posted a cap of supposed msg from Plodz explaining why he no showed.
Putin's got bigger tits than her. fr.
Elaine took that badly.
Low IQ Elaine, there. She spammed the internet with her lewdz, and now is complaining that she is being laughed at. Oh, and she groomed a minor to do shit for her.
Elaine took that badly.
Low IQ Elaine, there. She spammed the internet with her lewdz, and now is complaining that she is being laughed at. Oh, and she groomed a minor to do shit for her.
Got to wonder what Fred said to joshy, when having his nappy changed. "That's right, clean it up jan jan..."?
That should prolly be "that just might be". Interesting bit of Bubble mythology.
en.wikipedia.org
In Greek mythology, Sisyphus or Sisyphos (/ˈsɪsɪfəs/; Ancient Greek: Σίσυφος Sísyphos) was the founder and king of Ephyra (now known as Corinth). He was a devious tyrant who killed visitors to show off his power. This violation of the sacred hospitality tradition greatly angered the gods. They punished him for trickery of others, including his cheating death twice. The gods forced him to roll an immense boulder up a hill only for it to roll back down every time it neared the top, repeating this action for eternity.
Commie Farms (and the task to keep it up) is a punishment from God, because of the hubris the broom has shown... Way to call KF pointless, Elaine.
That should prolly be "that just might be". Interesting bit of Bubble mythology.
Sisyphus - Wikipedia
Commie Farms (and the task to keep it up) is a punishment from God, because of the hubris the broom has shown... Way to call KF pointless, Elaine.
My theory is she assumes Sprate is Spooky Bones or one of her other alogs. In reality she dislikes anyone who challenges the narrative she is trying to force. She doesn't like people who question her. She doesn't like people who make fun of her nudes either. And as much as she LARPs as a feminist she hates women, especially when they're more popular than her. The fact that she's kissing up to Ethan Ralph contradicts the narrative she's spent ages trying to convince people is the truth.I honestly and genuinely have no fucking clue as to why she's so fucking obsessed with Sprate. If any of you have any good answers please say so....Cause I'm struggling to figure it out