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But my mom's a criminally insane person and I need help getting away from her.

Replace all names I accuse with Cherie Sagil.

She probably told Lynze to abort the baby.

(Obvious joke)
 
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Recontexualize my jokes and use them but don't just repeat them verbatim.

Theft of any kind just isn't funny.

Unless you steal from the dead, they just want honor, not material.

Im alive tho so yaknow, if someone kills me the whole world knows it's cause you're just jealous of my good looks.

And that's a short trip to a shallow grave at this point.

Like I said I will be writing the spiritual side into a fantasy book but the rest is going into my standup routine, so if you reuse my jokes everyone will know you can't be funny on your own.


I ate the elephant, can you?
 
And I don't mind that one bit. It's so much better than seeing red again.

No more being Mr. Night.

Only Mrs. Blue Sky.
 
Yeah but it also looks like this band is .. pro-pedophilia or something.
It's anti or you wouldn't feel utter hatred the entire time.

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Now....


Just how many would be Judases are there?

Ich bin Mephistopheles, define cow for me.

Words are mine.

Now.


Would you kindly.

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Anyone who tells me lies before the truth was revealed is mine.

Silencer forever.

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The hygoku has been in my heart since.

92,481.

Now and forever shall God and I be.

My name and his, 4 others are written in the book of life.

Shall I name them all on stage?

Or have they tried to steal my name already?
 
Troll's remorse is gay, and inb4ing it won't stop me from bullying you for it

Viva los mexicanos es un familiar por bastards.
 
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