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Documented person of interest who is not a public figure or who only has a small public presence on the internet
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Doesn't look like he's going to get access to his kid, again. Does it? It's for the best. You don't want a nonce like that around kids. Or any of his fellow discord nonce mates.
The Smiling Bandit
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I hate bryan but he won over ninja! The hydra of darkness grows!!
The Smiling Bandit
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In the winding alleys of Sektur, where shadows danced and whispers echoed, there lived a figure known only as the Smiling Bandit. Some said he was a ghost, others whispered tales of a cunning rogue with a grin as sharp as his wit. But to those who truly knew him, he was a legend—a protector of the people, a thorn in the side of tyranny, and the keeper of many tales, including the one of the King of Pol and the Dark Ninja.
It was a moonlit night when the Bandit sat by the flickering flames of a small campfire, his eyes glinting in the darkness as he began his story.
"Once upon a time, in the land of Sektur, there arose a darkness that threatened to consume all in its path. The Dark Ninja, a shadowy master of deception and despair, had woven his web of terror across the land. None dared to challenge him, for his power was unmatched, and his cruelty knew no bounds.
But amidst the despair, there rose a beacon of hope—a young prince named Pol, whose heart burned with a fire brighter than any flame. With courage in his veins and justice in his heart, Pol rallied the people to his cause, promising to free Sektur from the grip of the Dark Ninja.
The Bandit paused, his eyes gleaming with mischief as he continued.
"Now, the Dark Ninja was no fool. He saw the threat that young Pol posed to his reign of terror, and so he devised a wicked plan to rid himself of this pesky prince once and for all. With his legion of shadow warriors, he ambushed Pol's forces in the dead of night, seeking to crush their rebellion before it could truly begin.
But Pol was no ordinary prince. With cunning tactics and unwavering resolve, he fought back against the darkness, leading his people with a courage that inspired even the most timid of souls. And in the midst of battle, as swords clashed and shadows danced, Pol faced the Dark Ninja himself in a duel that would decide the fate of Sektur."
The Bandit's grin widened as he recounted the climax of the tale.
"The battle raged on, each blow struck with the force of destiny itself. But in the end, it was Pol who emerged victorious, his blade piercing the heart of the Dark Ninja and banishing him from Sektur forever. The people cheered, their voices ringing out like music in the night, for their prince had saved them from the darkness that threatened to consume their home."
As the last embers of the fire died away, the Smiling Bandit leaned back, his eyes twinkling with mischief and mirth.
"And so, the legend of the King of Pol was born—a ruler beloved by his people, a hero who stood against the darkness, and a beacon of hope in a world filled with shadows."
It was a moonlit night when the Bandit sat by the flickering flames of a small campfire, his eyes glinting in the darkness as he began his story.
"Once upon a time, in the land of Sektur, there arose a darkness that threatened to consume all in its path. The Dark Ninja, a shadowy master of deception and despair, had woven his web of terror across the land. None dared to challenge him, for his power was unmatched, and his cruelty knew no bounds.
But amidst the despair, there rose a beacon of hope—a young prince named Pol, whose heart burned with a fire brighter than any flame. With courage in his veins and justice in his heart, Pol rallied the people to his cause, promising to free Sektur from the grip of the Dark Ninja.
The Bandit paused, his eyes gleaming with mischief as he continued.
"Now, the Dark Ninja was no fool. He saw the threat that young Pol posed to his reign of terror, and so he devised a wicked plan to rid himself of this pesky prince once and for all. With his legion of shadow warriors, he ambushed Pol's forces in the dead of night, seeking to crush their rebellion before it could truly begin.
But Pol was no ordinary prince. With cunning tactics and unwavering resolve, he fought back against the darkness, leading his people with a courage that inspired even the most timid of souls. And in the midst of battle, as swords clashed and shadows danced, Pol faced the Dark Ninja himself in a duel that would decide the fate of Sektur."
The Bandit's grin widened as he recounted the climax of the tale.
"The battle raged on, each blow struck with the force of destiny itself. But in the end, it was Pol who emerged victorious, his blade piercing the heart of the Dark Ninja and banishing him from Sektur forever. The people cheered, their voices ringing out like music in the night, for their prince had saved them from the darkness that threatened to consume their home."
As the last embers of the fire died away, the Smiling Bandit leaned back, his eyes twinkling with mischief and mirth.
"And so, the legend of the King of Pol was born—a ruler beloved by his people, a hero who stood against the darkness, and a beacon of hope in a world filled with shadows."
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Get a job.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
"Already deboonk'd" "Zoom and Rockzo r gone bc of me and a few others" Utter lunacy. And that's why he's not allowed to see the kid.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Seems to have taken awhile... and Dinny doesn't address what the "vile, false and should have never been made" allegations are... can't be about the groomer nonce dincord server he ran... that's not an allegation, that's true... that's why Isaac fucked off and never addressed it. Remember... doing some nonce shit... wife and kid leaving, after CPS investigation...
Dark Samurai
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Oliveoil on Twitter dropped dms proving that ninja shares dms and engages in what ninja defined as "gay ops" against @King Louis XVI just a month ago
@Warrior of Light so ummm do you think @King Louis XVI is happy that you share all the dms he sent you with oliveoil?
How's trying to worm your way back into the bodega going cuz I just checked and I don't see you in there despite you simping in tragics dms.
I'm sure king Louis would love for you to be allowed back into the bodega and will put in a good word for you.
@Warrior of Light so ummm do you think @King Louis XVI is happy that you share all the dms he sent you with oliveoil?
How's trying to worm your way back into the bodega going cuz I just checked and I don't see you in there despite you simping in tragics dms.
I'm sure king Louis would love for you to be allowed back into the bodega and will put in a good word for you.
Ninja did nothing wrong. Muh gay-ops are just troll sessions you feel the need to whine about.
Who cares? She's a dumb skank that wants to catch GRIDs from a bisexual schizophrenic
Dark Samurai
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Agreed
@Warrior of Light which part of trolling @King Louis xiv do you believe is a gay op in your words (while trying to get back into the bodega). Since you described it as such to oliveoil.
Also why are you still talking to Bryan's sloppy seconds? Me and @Azathoth want to know.
@Warrior of Light how many stds have you caught from lusting after Bryan dunns sloppy seconds
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
... that he hasn't followed up on... Dunnce is laughing at him, and so is Dunnce's sloppys.
He's not a pedophile but you are... that he hasn't followed up on... Dunnce is laughing at him, and so is Dunnce's sloppys.
Warrior of Light
Baby Onion
Lmao why are you crying faggot
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Taste of Date.
Warrior of Light
Baby Onion
Seems like a personal army request because the site is seething about him.As a well known schizo on Kiwi, it’s about time Glowie gets his thread. Glowie is a disabled Finnish asexual who dedicated his life to political sperging on kiwifarms because he can’t get it up.
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A-logging
Glowie has been well known on the onion farms for quite a while. He is most well known for being the biggest a-log of @universe adventurer. This obsession has lasted years and has finally culminated in a personal army request in the form of a PG thread.
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Sperging
Glowie has been a massive sperg on Kiwi for the entire length he has been there. I don’t know who he sucked off but somehow he got rid of his pink triangle.
He’s a massive incoherent sperg that has a stroke every other post. He can’t piece together a coherent sentence. Its a combination of having English as a second language and his very likely brain damage.
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Fellow Kiwis call him out for sus twitter
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His response
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It’s only a matter of time until he gets his pink triangle back. Clowning on Glowie. We love to see it
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Political Sperging
He is the most TRUE and HONEST self aware politisperg as you can see. He spends most of his time in the Ukraine / Russia threads arguing.
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Glowie is Finnish, growing up in what was formerly the eastern bloc.
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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/how-autistic-do-you-have-to-be-to-think-that-socialism-works.106623/
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Accounts
Glowie’s twitter account is “Internet Safety Professional” @SafestSpacer (archive), just has more of the same content you expect to see on his Kiwi posts.
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And yea, you can totally trust the “internet safety professional”
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Glowie’s telegram @TemperatorBot (ID: 624111754)
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History
Back in 2018, during the Zoosadism Leaks, Glowie was in ZSIS under the Temperator alias, initially creating SafestSpacer as a way to argue and spread info related to his investigations.
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He kept using the internet safety account to continue arguing with people, and he was quickly called out for it. You can really see because of the constant replies to threads he had already been involved in, especially since @TemperatorBot was suspended.
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He’s the owner of the Telegram group “furries exposed”
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so that’s where Glowie spends his money
https://www.patreon.com/posts/5772905
Nothing about this is making me want to point and laugh at this guy
Well he is Finnish, AND disabled.
I mean I've worked with less material than that and made it funny.
EDIT: excuse me I should have just said disabled, because more than likely being from Finland IS the disability (ZING!)
Reason: Post #1,000 bitches!
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Warrior of Light
Baby Onion
Who is? The guy they are calling glowie or the crybaby fag?
Apparently glowie is the disabled Finnish guy