Cowsphere 🐮 Daniel Lopez mega thread

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A preliminary checklist before I need to make the journey to Goth Mecca.
•Beeg packpack
•Rain-fly for packpack
•Sleeping bag
•Ground tarp
•SIM Card
•Ramen and tuna packs

Yep, that'll get me there
It's going to be a fucking bitch of a journey just because I don't expect rides to be frequent or cover lots of ground.
I've basically got two versions of an itinerary:

A)

B)

A: Bounce through more populated areas but have to deal with people/cops. People are good for hitching, cops not so much. Also, kind of convoluted route.

B: Only have to make a turn once, but it's going to lead me through reservation territory. Based on prior experience, I think the natives will be kind but their land also has it's own laws and the cops might really fuck with me.

Leaning more towards risking it with native land, but haven't committed. Going to have to seek out advice for passing through their territory

>non white voice

Yeah, basically. I'll be fully doxed on the first day of my journey, so you'll be welcome to revel in my Turkish tranny glory then

As I said elsewhere, I'll primarily be using Onion Farms as a place to upload my vlogs, upload spicier content and field any questions. I'm tinkering with setting up a livestream outside of YT but unless I can film in completely nondescript areas, I'm sure a chucklefuck or 12 will dox my location HWNDU style and really interrupt my adventure. Wish I could just go live the whole time but I'll be better off uploading vids here 2-3 hours after I'm down the road

 

[Zephyr]

Oh, you're Woodchipper and nonwhite. Well, that explains my aversion towards you.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Oh, you're Woodchipper and nonwhite. Well, that explains my aversion towards you.

Swagless niggas frequently fear the power in my loins. But what could you possibly have against my Woodchipper persona? Were you a resident in the Woman Hate Thread Incel Crybaby Thread? Show me on the doll where the women didn't touch you

@Zephyr
Cool, faggot. You're an incel. Not my problem. I could probably spit enough game to fuck your sister, your mom and your grandma.
Be and do better, spiritual eunuch

#freeMrBond

Put money on his books, poseurs

God damn, I've painted myself into a corner. It is what it is, toobs. I'm trying to be casual but I do feel fear going into this. I've been hanging out with street people, trying to get back to my roots. Man, I wish I could be free to express sincerity. But the plan moves forward and I reckon karma will pull me across the finish line, one way or another.
I cast circle of protection around me and my boy

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Arrog

 

[Gore San]

In b4 I post a video of the Chinese guy eating a rat and some other guy shoving a dead rat up his ass again.

 

[Jane Doe 1]

I was talking about OP actually

I miss OP

 

[SIGSEGV]

I miss OP

He's my favorite goblin.

 

[Jane Doe 1]

He's my favorite goblin.

Yes. I hope he's doing well.

 

[Gore San]

On the bright side there is a 60% chance he is alive.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

 

[Gore San]

So you do have access.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

So you do have access.

I had to get Ken to reset email.
This will be my main from here on out.
I like this UN

I won't be responding via text here but will be uploading little nightly diary entries for those that care to hear about the misadventures of one of the most verbose AND disliked Onions.
Until I get my shit together in a satisfactory way, this will be how I interact with the site.
Why? Who cares? KYS? Niggerfaggot/faggotnigger?
Sneed. Simple as.

Night One:

Fer Elaine, UwU

Doubling down, purely because the googly eyed beaner chomo felt the need to gibs "dumb" badge.

Elaine is the Beauty to my Beast. The Lady to my Tramp.
Empresa is the intestinal worm that took industrial measures to rid either of us of him. Not even a footnote, less than a prescription

what?

Oh. I'd be tossing around how I was going to abandon my apartment in order to become a Gothic King Cobra secondary

 

[Gore San]

Found this old picture of you from

back when you listened to ICP.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Found this old picture of you fromView attachment 55721 back when you listened to ICP.

Clowny Daggers, y'all

 

[Gore San]

At least the ghost you're going to meet is friendly. Watch out for those 3 other ones though.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

At least the ghost you're going to meet is friendly. Watch out for those 3 other ones though.

Heh, Ghosts of Lolcow past, present and future?
They stay out of my way, I stay out of theirs.

 

[Gore San]

No the ghostly trio, they like to eat you food when you're not looking, fart in the room while invisible, and watch you poop from inside the bowl and pretend they're eating it as it phases through them when the toilet flushes.

 

[The Gays From LA]

She's awesome, I literally only discovered her music because Null played Bad Vibes on MATI.

Then I discovered Null's history with her, and of course when he banned me on KF, I had to make an account here on OF referencing her, using her picture as my avatar to point out the sheer hypocrisy of rabid far-right lesbophobe Null hating his favourite hip hop artist just because she came out as bisexual. Pretty sure Kristine's relationships with women have been more stable than any relationship with a woman Null himself has ever been rumoured to have.

 

[Gore San]

Like O M G She's awesome, I literally only discovered her music because Null played Bad Vibes on MATI.

And then I like discovered Null's history with her, and like of course when he banned me on KF, I totally had to like make an account here on OF referencing her, using her picture as my avatar to point out the sheer hypocrisy of rabid far-right lesbophobe Null hating his favourite rappist just because she like came out as bisexual. Pretty sure Kristine's relationships with women have been like more stable than any relationship with a woman Null himself has ever been rumoured to like have.

This reads like a jealous ex girlfriend.

 

[fag0t]

I literally only discovered her music because Null played Bad Vibes on MATI.

youre such a giant faggot