A better analogy is something that had me dying earlierI dunno if you've ever had an elderly relative who wanted to get online and keep up with photos of the grandkids and whathaveyou, and then you get that call where they tell you that Google has disappeared off their desktop and ask does the computer need to be on to receive emails. This is kinda like that. You can either beat your head against the wall trying to explain that the computer tower is not the modem, or you can just chuck a shortcut to Chrome on their desktop and label it "The Internet" and call it a day.
Sadly, my laughter was snuffed by a derivative clout chaser
@SIGSEGV
Holy shit are you less funny than the DM chain crew tells you