Brian Harvey Pop Singer of 90s East 17, drug casualty and Jacket Potato Connoisseur

[Nektar Geist]

He's still on about Liam Payne...

https://archive.is/wip/eSEY3

Brian says he can't go to hospital, due to... Joan Rivers... something about Joan being a silly cow, and addicted to plastic surgery, dying due being really old, and going through a pointless bit of surgery, that's the reason he is on benefits and can't... go to the hospital.

 

[Nektar Geist]

https://archive.is/wip/fDoYo

Brian receives a cheque from Louis Theroux (well, his production company). He tears it up on air, because he can't cash it, otherwise the Social will get involved and stop his dole.