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Celebritysphere (Cowsphere) Brian Harvey Pop Singer of 90s East 17, drug casualty and Jacket Potato Connoisseur

Celebrities who are clearly lolcows
I think this is an edited version of the video that got struck. Did find out an interesting fact: Simon Cowell put up 50k for Jonathan King, who is a bit of a lolcow himself, for King's bail, when he was arrested for historical noncing.

Brian plays a lot of clips of him shouting at the police, and Prince Harry, and Teresa May (UK exPM), even tho it's meant to be an interview with RW. Easily 75% (min) is Brian talking. Because he's a lolcow, he's got NPD.
btw, RW is a bint, she faux shock faces over the smallest things "Oh my God! Kier Starmer got a couple of footie tickets!!"

Also, I don't think RW really understands where Brian is in his life. I did say she did a gig or something with them, and yes Brian was there. But it's 20 years later, and Brian is telling her to look at Labour25 (a site dedicated-ish to collating child sex offenders in the Labour Party (UK). That did shock her, actually. "Head teacher, he's a head teacher".

What an irony. There are a couple of other vids I got to find, to highlight what I mean by irony, but let's just say, there are a lot of women who are very excited to meet Brian, then Brian starts talking. About the Freemasons etc, and then the women get that look in their eyes. The look that says "How can I leave ASAP?".
 
Stick a fork in Brian...
Whether it's his time of the month, or just that he heard the new version of Stay, being lipsync'd to (a lot of this rant is about how he hates tik tok. Y'know, you're a 50yo male, Brian... why are you on tik tok), but Brian is prepared to let other people "'Ave it". Best years of his life blah blah blah...

If you don't know [ __ ] is an expletive deleted...

"...at [ __ ] keep it not interested no
more not interested no more
f [ __ ]
keep it all I'm done I'm [ __ ] done
yeah and um to all you nice people out
there have a very very Merry Christmas
and you know what don't waste your life
trying to be a truer it will get you
nowhere yeah it won't get you nowhere
all it'll do is mentally [ __ ] wind
you up and frustrate the [ __ ] out you
that's all it's going to do so for me
it's goodbye
have a Merry Christmas all
right take care everyone see you later"
Brian, in trucow style, does a flounce stream, and says at the end he'll be back. Noooowwwww...

Basically, this is another Brian screaming ineffectually (but hilariously) at the internet. This time, it's the chat of Alex Bellfield. This is back when Alex was still a free man. Y'see, ALex is cow-ish, very camp, gobshite "meed-jah" types. He used to work for the BBC, then became a YTer, being camp and gossiping.

ALex started doing a crusade thing, about corrupt MSM (it was because he wasn't wanted at the BBC). A lot of this was cover for his harassment campaign against a number of people...

He was cleared of stalking charges in relation to former BBC Radio Leeds presenters Liz Green and Stephanie Hirst, plus Helen Thomas and the BBC’s former head of North Rozina Breen.

Belfield was originally charged with stalking eight different people, who were mostly current or former BBC staff.

He was found guilty of offences in relation to two of the complainants – BBC Radio Northampton presenter Bernie Keith, and videographer Ben Hewis, who has tweeted his victim statement (copied below).

For each of these charges, he was sentenced to two and a half years in prison, to run consecutively.

In relation to Jeremy Vine and theatre blogger Philip Dehany, he was found guilty of two lesser offences of “simple” stalking, which does not require serious alarm or distress to be proved.

For each of these offences, he was sentenced to 13 weeks, also to run consecutively.

The judge said Belfield had made “wholly false” allegations about Mr Vine stealing £1,000, had published his home address, and left Mr Vine so worried he had “asked his family to watch out for you”.

The verdicts in relation to each complainant were:

1. Rozina Breen – not guilty
2. Liz Green – not guilty
3. Helen Thomas – not guilty
4. Stephanie Hirst – not guilty
5. Bernard Spedding – guilty (majority verdict)
6. Ben Hewis – guilty (unanimous verdict)
7. Philip Dehany – not guilty to the charge on the indictment but guilty of the alternative charge of “simple” stalking (majority verdict)
8. Jeremy Vine – not guilty to the charge on the indictment but guilty of the alternative charge of “simple” stalking (unanimous verdict)

The judge told Belfield he will serve half of his sentence in prison and the remainder on licence.

In addition, the judge made restraining orders for life for all eight victims.

Right, anyway, Alex would have a call in show, and Brian was desperate to get on. Watch the video, and remember, Brian was convicted of kicking a photographer, so... the rather threatening language is quite funny...

btw Jeremy Vine is a cunt. js.
 
Guess what? Flounce over-ish.

He's bitching about not having as much as Tony Mortimer (the guy who wrote all the hits). Shows you his gaff, and how shit it is. Also, he's going to dob all of E17 into the tax people. And something about Tony punching him (20 years ago). Complains that he only gets 1k a year... sitting on his arse being a twat online. It's tuff Jacket Potato Bros.
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He has the bike of a pre-teen. Just because you aren't lying about EVERYTHING, doesn't mean you aren't lying... ever.
 
I think this might be a reupload...
This is going aaaallllllll the way back... as NOTW doesn't exist anymore. FYI the Milly Dowler case, which Brian wanted to bandwagon on, because he believes his phone was hacked, was of a teenaged girl who was murdered by Levi Bellfield, whose phone was illegally accessed by NOTW journos, meaning that it appeared that the phone was still being used, and effected the investigation of her disappearance (as it was being investigated as at that time).

Nnooooooowwww. Brian has done a vid where he posits that there was some kind of conspiracy behind Milly's murder. tbf I'm surprised Greg took the time to talk with Brian.
 
Harsh (Youtuber) recorded this TMZ doc, which is not available in the UK (or so says Brian) about Liam Payne's death, and gave it to Brian.
And here is a stream Brian did with Harsh. Both of them are wafflers, repeating stuff, and haven't got a fucking clue about Conspiracy Theories Land. First thing you gotta know... Nothing is true... everything is merely permitted.
 
Brian does an advert for Disrepair solicitors, that I think Brian is using to sue his local housing association, for the shit state of his house. I'm not sure how this is going to work out. The company is based in the Norf. Near Liverpool. Scousers are the nations go to for jokes about dishonesty and thievery. I think at one time it was the No1 city for RTAI claims.

So... why Brian is using solicitors from there (it's nearer Birkenhead, but most of you won't know the difference, most of you probably don't even know the Beatles) and not a firm near him? He lives in London. It might have something to do with the videos of Brian shouting... nay SCREAMING fruity and spicy anglo saxon language at public sector workers. ANd they don't put up with that shit.

Really Brian, you treat people like that, you abuse them, then wonder why they don't come round your house. THEY DON'T HAVE TO! All these people are union members, and will tell their boss "I don't want to enter that property, Mr Harvey makes me feel unsafe, he has a history of mental health and drug problems, you cannot make me complete work in that property, or I will go to my rep, and they will contact THEIR lawyers, and they are union law, not faggot scouser law".

Y'see, Brian has a habit of getting wound up and spiteful, feeling the need to "crusade" against something, but really that means, he wants to threaten people, and make them do what he wants them to do. Because he's a twat. Who ran over himself with his own car.

A couple of videos ago, he was showing off how nice it was, how much had been done. Now... he's literally doing an ad for this firm (I mean the email and telephone number read out, it's done like tongue in cheek parody ad). Brian is on benefits, and if he's getting any kind of bunce off of this (like getting legal representation in return for doing this video... well, that could fuck him over. Even just doing the video, that might be enough.

Y'see, Brian knows there are trolls. He knows that some of those trolls really don't like him. It's not unlikely that someone has already narked to the Dole. We might see Brian Harvey Job Centre Investigation

This is a video of Brian at the Job Centre. See how this ends. Brian has now opened himself up to an investigation. He rinses the system, he's on sick, gets PIP (which a lot of money), and that's not just a h8r take, the guy is a grifter, evidenced by his association with lots of grifters on YT.

Oh, final word about the trolls and Brian, they aren't REAL trolls, he hasn't had anything like the kwiffar raid his chat, or God forbid Shabbily Farms decide to do an number on him.
 
Someone has done a docu about Brian. It's very good, in an hour, you'll pretty much know all you need to know (backstory wise). Found out a couple of things, which relate to the condition of his (Nans) house. There was a electric meter installed, after Brian decided to not pay the bill, because the bills were addressed to H Harvey. I'm guessing then, the reason he doesn't have gas is the same reason.
 
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Brian streamed for a couple of hours, after seeing the documentary..
I told you previously about how Brian thought (after three massive jacket potates, tuna and cheese, great topppin', and running over himself with his own car) that cannibal killer Peter Bryan was standing over him (licking his lips, I imagine), when he left prone.

Well, the documentary disproves this, by pointing out PB was in jail. Brian, goes all in on this and says "Yeah, well, erm, he was let out illegally or sumfink" (I'm paraphrasing).

It is true that PB was a known loony who had killed, but thanks to Cultural Marxism, and the embarrassment of dinny wog DEI hires in the public sector, some coon got him released, saying he wasn't a danger.

But again, Brian, you got fucked up in August, PB was convicted AND BANGED UP BY APRIL, and was never released after that point.

Oh, and he still thinks that Mr Boo Bee Doo might be Robbie Craig. Don't ask, it doesn't matter.

One more time: BRIAN A CANNABAL KILLER NEVER TRIED TO EAT YOU.
 
Another stream with Harsh, about the Liam Payne death. Haven't watched it, but as Brian needs enablers to really reach top cow, and Harsh is an enabler of "Balls on Chin" proportions, this might be interesting. Nearly all of this, is trying to find the most salacious theory and repeating the scant evidence of this.

In Liam's case, Brian has started off with "Simon Cowell did it, on the balcony, with the Freemason Jet Ski" (I'm being silly for comic effect, Brian), but here are some key facts, yet to be considered by the lads:

Liam had just been slapped with a restraining order from an ex, seems he was socking up and contacting her (a lot a lot) as well as her family. He'd been going a lot of coke, and an ex minder tells a story of Liam doing a bunk from his room, by doing a Raffles out the window and down the side of the building (or something like that.)

This is going to pretty much fuck any "EEEeeeewwwlllluuuummmmiiinnnnuuuuuuuttttyyyyyy" theory. At best, his mate/handler who did fuck off about 40mins before Liam died, but that or "Hotel had a duty of care" isn't what Brian wants to get into.

Brian was part of the whole "Elm House Hoax", and was made to look a right narn-nah by Bill Maloney and Jon Bulger (who is a cow, but seems to have fucked off), and that's how he was spinning Liam's death, y'know Shadowy Elites. Just really a chance for him to talk about himself, and how it's not his fault he fucked up his life.
 
Reason: Simon Callow is an actor, and not likely to be involved... but you never know...
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ANother stream with Katie Wassell...

Katie, who retrained to sue Simon Cowell, shows us how far she's got, by reading out her contract, which let's us know 1. She's got no case, in regards to her rights 2. She didn't seem to know this before reading it out on stream. She seems to just have a problem with Cowell, and so does Brian, but maybe she'll get some bunce for her gofundme for the lolsuit.
 
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Bri has just started streaming, about Liam...
And you don't need to sub to comment in chat. In case you want to point out that a Uber Fan (more or less how she's described) who spoke to Liam for max 15mins, isn't the best witness, considering that there are more witnesses who tell a different story.
 
On tiktok, his video about Liam, got yeeted for misinformation. He takes it well, as to be expected, and threatens to go to their office. Then calls the staff of the Hotel murderers. Says cocker sucker, wanker, and cunt a lot, too. Says he'll turn up at Downing St.
Mr Boo Bee Doo has an explanatory vid.

You'd think, the times that Brian has been led into believing some rubbish, that he'd learn by now.

btw, Brian, who was very interested in "exposing nonces", was once arrested for dating a 16yo (this is in comparative recent years), his defense? "She said she was 18". 1. You were still a lot older than her 2. That was the defense that Jonathon King used. 3. Once you hit 30, you ID every bird, even if they are in a pub.
 
I left a comment on Mr BBD's channel about whether this Diane was just some bint who made up/exaggerated. Harsh starts to question her story. Btw, Kate (the bird who was bearding for Liam) maybe left early, because Liam had a history of being an insufferable cunt. Nobody is really talking about the restraining order Kate had out on Liam. Because it shows he was mentally unstable, and would do dinny shit.
 
Brian, after watching a video from Harsh, about an article...
Brian doesn't deal with the article, just spazzes off and shows an red carpet interview with Liam (who talks bollocks, seems to justify black on black violence, and says he thinks Will Smith is a great actor), and after 7 mins, starts talking about his fave subject: Him.

Then it's another half hour of him making it about himself, how he got stitched up. There is some similarities between Liam and Bri. Mostly, they were the weakest link, and got the boot. And never got over it. Brian still won't accept that the bird who fucked off early from being Liam's beard (I mean gf), and left him in Argie... prolly did it, because he was being a clingy (maybe to the point of another RO).

Before he died, it is said, he was getting flak for being a has been cling on, and trying to "draw attention away from Niall, or whoever, another 1der", while at concerts.
 
Brian tells us that he went to bed at 3pm yesterday, then slept through until 3am today. Depression. SOmething about his ESA, and then...

The tard spazzes off about Uber and how he's at risk of being poisoned, by Uber drivers. Gee, if you are at risk of that... why the fuck do you constantly order from them. You have a working kitchen now, why waste money? Oh, he also tells us that the takeaway he ordered from, when he started verbally abusing a delivery person, is AT THE TOP OF HIS STREET. Lazy cunt.
 
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