Celebritysphere (Lolcow) Brian Harvey Pop Singer of 90s East 17, drug casualty and Jacket Potato Connoisseur

Celebrities who are clearly lolcows
I think this is an edited version of the video that got struck. Did find out an interesting fact: Simon Cowell put up 50k for Jonathan King, who is a bit of a lolcow himself, for King's bail, when he was arrested for historical noncing.

Brian plays a lot of clips of him shouting at the police, and Prince Harry, and Teresa May (UK exPM), even tho it's meant to be an interview with RW. Easily 75% (min) is Brian talking. Because he's a lolcow, he's got NPD.
btw, RW is a bint, she faux shock faces over the smallest things "Oh my God! Kier Starmer got a couple of footie tickets!!"

Also, I don't think RW really understands where Brian is in his life. I did say she did a gig or something with them, and yes Brian was there. But it's 20 years later, and Brian is telling her to look at Labour25 (a site dedicated-ish to collating child sex offenders in the Labour Party (UK). That did shock her, actually. "Head teacher, he's a head teacher".

What an irony. There are a couple of other vids I got to find, to highlight what I mean by irony, but let's just say, there are a lot of women who are very excited to meet Brian, then Brian starts talking. About the Freemasons etc, and then the women get that look in their eyes. The look that says "How can I leave ASAP?".
 
Stick a fork in Brian...
Whether it's his time of the month, or just that he heard the new version of Stay, being lipsync'd to (a lot of this rant is about how he hates tik tok. Y'know, you're a 50yo male, Brian... why are you on tik tok), but Brian is prepared to let other people "'Ave it". Best years of his life blah blah blah...

If you don't know [ __ ] is an expletive deleted...

"...at [ __ ] keep it not interested no
more not interested no more
f [ __ ]
keep it all I'm done I'm [ __ ] done
yeah and um to all you nice people out
there have a very very Merry Christmas
and you know what don't waste your life
trying to be a truer it will get you
nowhere yeah it won't get you nowhere
all it'll do is mentally [ __ ] wind
you up and frustrate the [ __ ] out you
that's all it's going to do so for me
it's goodbye
have a Merry Christmas all
right take care everyone see you later"
Brian, in trucow style, does a flounce stream, and says at the end he'll be back. Noooowwwww...

Basically, this is another Brian screaming ineffectually (but hilariously) at the internet. This time, it's the chat of Alex Bellfield. This is back when Alex was still a free man. Y'see, ALex is cow-ish, very camp, gobshite "meed-jah" types. He used to work for the BBC, then became a YTer, being camp and gossiping.

ALex started doing a crusade thing, about corrupt MSM (it was because he wasn't wanted at the BBC). A lot of this was cover for his harassment campaign against a number of people...

He was cleared of stalking charges in relation to former BBC Radio Leeds presenters Liz Green and Stephanie Hirst, plus Helen Thomas and the BBC’s former head of North Rozina Breen.

Belfield was originally charged with stalking eight different people, who were mostly current or former BBC staff.

He was found guilty of offences in relation to two of the complainants – BBC Radio Northampton presenter Bernie Keith, and videographer Ben Hewis, who has tweeted his victim statement (copied below).

For each of these charges, he was sentenced to two and a half years in prison, to run consecutively.

In relation to Jeremy Vine and theatre blogger Philip Dehany, he was found guilty of two lesser offences of “simple” stalking, which does not require serious alarm or distress to be proved.

For each of these offences, he was sentenced to 13 weeks, also to run consecutively.

The judge said Belfield had made “wholly false” allegations about Mr Vine stealing £1,000, had published his home address, and left Mr Vine so worried he had “asked his family to watch out for you”.

The verdicts in relation to each complainant were:

1. Rozina Breen – not guilty
2. Liz Green – not guilty
3. Helen Thomas – not guilty
4. Stephanie Hirst – not guilty
5. Bernard Spedding – guilty (majority verdict)
6. Ben Hewis – guilty (unanimous verdict)
7. Philip Dehany – not guilty to the charge on the indictment but guilty of the alternative charge of “simple” stalking (majority verdict)
8. Jeremy Vine – not guilty to the charge on the indictment but guilty of the alternative charge of “simple” stalking (unanimous verdict)

The judge told Belfield he will serve half of his sentence in prison and the remainder on licence.

In addition, the judge made restraining orders for life for all eight victims.

Right, anyway, Alex would have a call in show, and Brian was desperate to get on. Watch the video, and remember, Brian was convicted of kicking a photographer, so... the rather threatening language is quite funny...

btw Jeremy Vine is a cunt. js.
 
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