Brainndead bitch wife went grocery shopping at traitor joes.

[Lin Kuei Assassin]

5.28 for a gallon of milk. BITCH ARE YOU FUCK SERIOUS. I BETTER BE ABLE TO POUR THAT SHIT IN MY FUCKING GAS TANK TOMORROW MORNING. When you said you'd take care of it I thought you'd go to fucking Aldi you dumb broad. I didn't expect you to fiance trader joes new mega yacht. YOU KNOW HARD I WORK TO MAKE THE DIGITS ON THAT USELESS ACCOUNT GO UP. THOSE VANILLA "COOKIES" ARE THINNER THAN A SHEET OF TOILET PAPER. YES, I KNOW YOU CAN EAT 5 AT A TIME. EAT THE WHOLE 8.89 BOX. WE COULDA HAD FUCKING WHOOPERS TONIGHT. nOPE WERE EATING TP WAFTERS WITH GOLDEN COW MILK STRAIGHT FROM TRAITORS JOE ORGANIC WHOLE FUCKFACE GLUTEN FREE DAIRY FREE GMO FARM. NO IAM NOT TYPING ANOTHER ANGRY EMTAIL TO MY FUCKING SHITSTAIN COWORKERS. NO YOU CANNOT FUCKING SEE YOU DUMB BITCH. EAT YOUR FUCKING HEIRLOOM TOMATOES AND NONE OF THEM ARE PURPLE OH PITY. OH YOU POOR THINK IF ONLY YOU COULD TO SEE THROUGHT THE CLEAR FUCKING CONTAINER AND SEE THEY AINT NO FUCKING PURPLE HAIR LOOM TOOMATOES THAT PROBABLY COAST FIFTY FUCKING GRAND. I HOPE YOU FUCKING FUEL LIKE A SUPERMODEL SOCCER MON. MAYBE YOU'LL LOSE SOME WIEGHT TOO SO THAT YOU CAN SEE YOUR COUNT WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN. THATS A NICE 500 DOLAR HOTWEEL YOU BOT FOR MIKEY. i HOOPE I DON'T BREAK MY FUCKING NECK ON IT TONIGHT WHEN I CO TAKE A PISS. nO I TID NOT KNOW THEY SOLD WHOT WHEELS AT TRAITORS JOE BECAUST i DON'T FUCKING SHOP AT TRAITORS JOES SO YOU CAN LIVE IN A FUCKING HOUSE.

 

[Jack]

This legitimately made me laugh my ass off and at the end I wasn't sure if I was having a stroke or if that's what it feels like to chew five gum.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Lidl has the good salami and ham

 

[hitax]

Trader Joe is owned by Aldi.

 

[Jack]

Trader Joe is owned by Aldi.

On an unrelated note here's LA Knight starring in an Aldi's commercial:

 

[kiwifails]

Aldi's sucks, produce is always moldy and milk tastes like it's about to expire and their bread is saw dust.

 

[Jack]

@kiwifails

You ever been to a place called Albertsons? They have one about an hour away from me in Melrose Park and it's fucking awesome.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Aldi's sucks, produce is always moldy and milk tastes like it's about to expire and their bread is saw dust.

What's your preference then? Lidl

 

[Jack]

What's your preference then? Lidl

Smoldi's

 

[Gargamel]

Aldi's sucks, produce is always moldy and milk tastes like it's about to expire and their bread is saw dust.

I only ever went to Aldi for meat, and it was a cut above Walmart. I know that's not saying much.

There is a place in Vermont I like to go to get milk. It costs a bit more but it tastes good. They also sell ice cream.

 

[kiwifails]

I only ever went to Aldi for meat, and it was a cut above Walmart. I know that's not saying much.

There is a place in Vermont I like to go to get milk. It costs a bit more but it tastes good. They also sell ice cream.

I don't know what it is about all these meat it has red food coloring in it it looks unnatural almost.
For me I go to privilege Walmart otherwise known as Sam's.

 

[kiwifails]

What's your preference then? Lidl

Privilege Walmart AKA Sam's club, I like the scan and go I like being able to use their online app and I like the fact that I can get my entire month's worth of groceries planned out week by week and they have stuff that you would normally use in restaurants.

 

[Gargamel]

I don't know what it is about all these meat it has red food coloring in it it looks unnatural almost.
For me I go to privilege Walmart otherwise known as Sam's.

I used to have a Sam's Club membership.

 

[kiwifails]

@kiwifails

You ever been to a place called Albertsons? They have one about an hour away from me in Melrose Park and it's fucking awesome.

Yeah I know about Albertsons and Ralphs and stater Brothers and all that good stuff except we don't have any of those where I'm at. We do have on the other hand Sam's club which I do like and yes I know I'm triple posting.

 

[Gargamel]

yes I know I'm triple posting.

Post count +1 baby!

 

[kiwifails]

I used to have a Sam's Club membership.

I'm a big fan of Sam's Club because of the convenience and budgeting it offers. Their prices are good, and I appreciate the value I get for my money. While I do think their prices used to be even better, they're still really competitive. Overall, I'm happy with my membership and feel like it's a great way to save on the things I need.

For instance I can get a two pack of bread for the price of one loaf at a regular store and equally so I can get seven dozen eggs one month's worth for 14 bucks

 

[Home Depot Bucket]

Trader Joe is owned by Aldi.

No, it was two brothers that got into an argument over selling cigs or something like that. They are their own things now.

 

[hitax]

No, it was two brothers that got into an argument over selling cigs or something like that. They are their own things now.

Nah, they both have Aldis. One has the Aldi with the yellow-blue logo and the other brother the Aldi with the blue-white logo

 

[Gargamel]

The German supermarket chain Aldi is actually two companies. One operates in the northern half of Germany, the other in the southern half.

They both have an American presence:
Sawdust Bread Aldi is Aldi South.
Trader Jews is Aldi North.

 

[Autism Rulez]

I shop at the local wet market because it has the best ingredients for bat soup.