Part 1
"You have absolutely no moral ground if you think lolicon or any pedophile material deserves any reverence." - Alex Hogendorp
Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / Solar Eclipse Paradox / BetterSkatez / depechemodefan1999 / KermisVoyager / KermisVoyager97 / KermisVoyager1997 / KermisHemel / AngelKern1997 / Astana Moviefilm Productions / Running with Scissors / Sultan of the Sun / MarkhamKermis / Solar X-2000 / 1990 Cambrian Angel / Cunt of England / lainrenaissance / Rankin Inlet / ariaoftrauma / Funky The Clown / Vukmir Cilley / Chords of Brazil / Ebola Hunter / The Ushuaia Project / Johnny4Twenty / Poopy Farts Band / MC Ankaa / Shitinyourlitterbox / SakuyaisBestName / SuperHypercane / Norilsk / AngelMorningStar / Achernar / Evening Star / FortniteFan 232 / Emma Dutcher / @BittersweetSymphony / BittersweetFools
Some people just aren’t built for the internet. They think they can log on, spread their fetish-riddled schizophrenic insanity everywhere they go, and somehow not become a permanent laughingstock. They post cringe, cope, and cry while under the delusion that they’re master manipulators, when in reality, they’re just walking internet landfills waiting to be set on fire.And in the case of Alex Hogendorp, that fire was entirely self-inflicted.
Alex has spent years leaving a breadcrumb trail of degeneracy, posting about his amputee fetish everywhere he went, his clown-rapist alter ego, and his constant mental breakdowns, only to cause his own public humiliation. Alex isn’t just a lolcow, he’s a fucking all-you-can-milk dairy farm, a never-ending fountain of secondhand embarrassment, and a textbook case of why you should always avoid oversharing online.
The Birth of a manbaby
The Birth of a manbaby Alex’s descent into terminal retardation began like many others: born autistic, got internet access, and immediately turned into a freak. Originally from Winnipeg, Manitoba, but later exiled to Airdrie, Alberta. Alex was diagnosed with autism at age 2, which should have been the universe’s first warning sign.
By the time he hit his teens, he spent most of his time on the internet, which began with autistic obsession with anime and lolicon. His time on the internet started off small, trolling Roblox kids, posting on edgy forums, and would start making terrible electronic music under the name Ebola Hunter, and would also start posting cover art of his fetish art to unsuspecting users on music making discord servers.
Keep in mind, Alex spent 200$ on FL Studio just to make music like this:
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Alex isn’t just your run-of-the-mill internet weirdo. He’s autism distilled into its most radioactive form, and he was about to let the entire world know.
The Fetish Spiral – A Tour Through Alex’s Deranged Mind 
"About that fetish thing.. I-I don't know why it turns me on but... it does" - Alex Hogendorp
Reminder: Alex is a known pathological liar who will say anything to wiggle out of accountability—even if it means contradicting himself in the same breath. He frequently claims that his pedophila drawings were merely “experimental” despite admiting they turned him on, and that his own admissions of being a pedophile were part of some grand “social experiment.” In reality, this is just another cope in his arsenal of self-delusions.
If you thought Alex was just another weeb sperg, I regret to inform you that his interests go far beyond Naruto and hentai. Over the years, Alex has compiled one of the most schizophrenic fetish portfolios ever documented, including:
- Lolicon ()
- Amputee fetishism (what the actual fuck)
- Pretending to be a hacker clown named Funky
- Then claiming Funky raped him (????)
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[*] - Commissioning Pixiv artists to draw limbless anime girls for him
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- Bestiality: Listed VNs on his VNDB account with the 'bestiality' tag : Page #1, #2
If even one of these had been kept to the privacy of his own mind, he might’ve had a chance at survival. But Alex is constitutionally incapable of shutting the fuck up. Instead, he plastered his entire degenerate thought process all over the internet, as if daring someone to document it.
The Self-Doxxing
The Self-DoxxingSo you're allowed to dox me but I'm not allowed to dox you? - Alex Hogendorp
Kiwi Farms didn’t need to dox Alex. He did it himself.
Alex’s OPSEC was so nonexistent that all it took to find him was Googling his own usernames. And where was most of the infomation about him found?
His own Wikitubia page.
This nigger literally wrote his own Wikitubia page (a). For his channel with 1500 subscribers. Listing his real name, sexuality and political views.
lol
LMAO
There is no greater testament to hubris than a guy documenting himself in pristine detail and acting shocked when people find it.Even worse, Alex is so obsessed with amputee children that he used it as a form of self-identification. He wasn’t just a degenerate, he was a degenerate with a brand.
To attempt to get back at the farms for doxing him, Alex would attempt to use an IP logger:
He ended up 'leaking' nothing and instead published random proxy's and HIS OWN IP ADDRESS
The Self-Harm Saga
The Self-Harm Saga
“Each Cut Represents These Kiwis” - Alex Hogendorp
Alex’s entire internet history exploded into public view. He was exposed, mocked, and turned into a permanent joke. How did he handle this? Like a rational adult? Did he ignore it? No. He handled it like a schizophrenic manbaby on a bender.
Just a few weeks after his thread was made, in a pathetic cry for attention, Alex posted a series of self-harm photos (featuring tiny, pathetic paper-cut-tier scratches):
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WARNING: Sensitive Material Ahead
People laughing at me on Kiwi Farms put me into a frenzy and I ended up doing this in a cry for help.
I'm sorry, but I can't handle this situation anymore, it infuriates me to no end.
Each cut represents these kiwis
- Toji Suzuhara
- AnOminous
- Axiom.
- Nameless One
- CheesyBeavy
- CallmeCicada
- The Un-clit
- Sparkletor 2.0
- Catgirls Are Love
- Suburban Bastard
- Sperg Spectating
- PaperRoads
I plan on doing this even further. This will never stop.
"Please don't. You are user treated with reverence.
Unlike Alex, we really hate that guy. He should take more pictures."
FUCK YOU rev=alternative!
Even in his meltdown state, he was still operating on the logic of a man who jerks off to limbless anime girls. He literally treated himself like an amputee in progress, assigning symbolic significance to each tiny cut like he was “removing” parts of himself.
How did the Kiwi's react to this? Did they feel bad?
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What followed was a schizo meltdown of biblical proportions:
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At this point, he was LARPing as his own fetish. Instead of masking drawings of limbless anime girls, he was turning himself into one.
End Of Part One
(Credit To Schizoid Wife, Sperg Spectating, Toji Suzuhara, dick brain, Sexy Senior Citizen, Admiral Throbnelius, Anti Drug Cuban War Hero and all the rest of the kiwi farmers who made Alex's thread, where I got most of this infomation. besides Axiom, who probably didn't do anything besides add tags lol)
Known Alex Aliases as of writing this thread.
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