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Cowsphere Alexander Gordon Jahans / Alex Jahans / Gordon Jones / Farshnuke / Alasdair Jakes

Public figures in internet culture that are predominately seen as part of the cowsphere community
>Spider incident by sillionx
<Guy goes to Jahans house Helen answers he asked if Jahans wanted to go for a pint and Jahans got mad
>Jahans privates & deletes videos
</pol/iver who helped black adam/godwinson interview Keith is doxed
>godwinson dfes
<faggotry ensues
 
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>tfw
<Mfw I let speds into the temple of Jahans
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>this is the faggot who tried to subvert Jahanism
<the owner of the Jahans discord server, real name Toby King goes by Vercingetorix#5301
(https://uk.linkedin.com/in/toby-king-776361138)
(https://www.facebook.com/tobking09876)
 
https://mega.nz/#F!PdcGiSJR!SV71IS0177MQJUzwUVkyXA 20150825 AxD4CTALpv4 The Mental Health Crisis.mp4 to 20150916 uz8rndWAUa0 This Is War but we can say No More.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!ySQWRSqS!JprAOVGgrYGZ0rdUq9T6YA 20150917 yRPvYnZw3fc A Patchwork utopia and other strangeness.mp4 to 20151026 nFBR8N3ndTE Bioshock 1 and 2 review and analysis.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!7q4izS7I!8HtGz2oLhfwrkhJ5oYlHgg 20151027 g_vFfVUWQPc Status Report 27th October 2015.mp4 to 20151127 HnejR72koLI Why we shouldn't bomb Isis.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!teAnwSrQ!56jsLq5cmPwXYH1pdLdFSw 20151128 fXAO_c8aQBk I don't care anymore.mp4 to 20151227 DFLwkHSsfAc The Exorcist extended cut review.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!XPoTkCxT!Sh6eikOshP9QRGwa2G1AVQ 20151228 D7bcxWfV-tY post christmass vlog.mp4 to 20160130 qVL_m3oGM-o Let's Chill Out episode 3 Skyrim.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!BPw0VKBY!-3IvarhQhWDi5_b0JmFbng 20160130 vR2NpGV9Cqc Kingsman The Secret Service Review.mp4 to 20160215 KrIv6iLlJis Feminism, Regulated Capitalism, the Value of Criticism and Niches.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!7ctUHIpL!6s7a9TkUxASi0fJIyQzrTg 20160216 f-rIE9fgZmQ censorship and using toxic energy for good.mp4 to 20160304 A3rUwXAk0cM Can the American Police Force maybe try not killing absolutely everyone they're scared of.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!AbBUhY6L!QELMXtSQrBz4IOAq3-mb6w 20160305 1rPSlAL7UF0 On fans, fandom and acknowledging the weaknesses of fiction.mp4 to 20160324 t9JT-cMINc0 The Fever Cure.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!TSoyVAjC!3KPFfwUO68g1sTYZ3Ex9KA 20160327 -JpLQL_SOls Fuzzy Logic Trailer and Introduction NSFW.mp4 to 20160423 AAUSu2-f2J8 Labels are important.mp4 31 videos https://mega.nz/#F!CDYnyK7Z!_eIhI7sWkc5OfYvx53Przw 20160424 6C03VJf4bmA Getting Organised.mp4 to 20160522 leSoNZreI4o Fantasy Crisis Planning.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!XXwUWaoB!7vCJACXPBHyPXv-SFcyFFw 20160525 5tGsjayZcUA I finally understand why that fanfic was problematic.mp4 to 20160726 wHWsDlUflLs Sanders Endorses Clinton and Ask Me Anything.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!r7AxTK6a!znZw8JBb6AtAwjwpcndtyQ 20160727 QMaWv1wKWQo Marina Joyce and the line between Fans and Creators.mp4 to 20160823 rBZ8z2gfcMw An Explanation Before I Block People.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!zrRnhKzQ!NFfWY-qM42uxS9rE5KB9ig 20160824 xxDayOWNx5A An Explanation Of The Lore Of The Multiverse.mp4 to 20160920 cByv5cLlgHQ 2000 Subs A Vlog.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!6dl0wIKT!1CTeHOafCuIm4veOoCk3Kg 20160921 YmBLqZRkTTc 2000 Subscribers AMA Answers.mp4 to 20161104 _ENOyQVSR30 New Ipad and Skyrim.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!7FV0zYxR!y81Cb5HJRWO8OoAC9bqgyA 20161105 tyZ22qMRYo0 Remember Remember the 5th of November.mp4 to 20170130 j2-FcsC9n2s The Genocidal Should Reconsider.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!yfZRVIoT!CKDsidXWmeH_88tCQT9U0g 20170130 o84ybUb5DXM A Crisis of Autism and Employment.mp4 to 20170308 rdhrhm7E0vE The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 2.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!WnAAFCoB!axd2mPF8dcVr-kKB5Wi7iQ 20170310 5Nleno1GA6g The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 3.mp4 to 20170526 z4b8-046SAs Fight Club Thoughts.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!ZPJEgKLa!dSz9vG8s6l3-hGOKaUkJAg 20170528 EEWURqorLII Social Justice Stalling.mp4 to
 
HamerSmashedVase said:
Does anyone have a MEGA directory of the post 2016 videos? The last one i have is 20161104 _ENOyQVSR30 New Ipad and Skyrim.
That is from MEGA - Jahans 15 but the others after that are blank,
Jahans-16???
Jahans-17???
Jahans-18???
Jahans-19???

Cheers
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Some classic jahanic kino
JARCHIVE part 1
https://mega.nz/#F!189FESgJ!kBt76yhFgMlsI3znyymYgA
309 videos

JARCHIVE part 2
https://mega.nz/#F!3d1FES7J!pzW9OiznEYgMCz5g3fDUoA
157 videos

JARCHIVE part 3
https://mega.nz/#F!HEMm0Tyb!9zdevkfaJ4YEP9M1CNAk2A
157 videos
 
I have got all 3 of the large sets [2008.11.02-2015.08.24] and 14 of the smaller sets [2015.08.25-2016.11.04] but nothing after that. Those final few MEGA's are blank. Really wanna complete (2017+) my collection lol.
 
HamerSmashedVase said:
I have got all 3 of the large sets [2008.11.02-2015.08.24] and 14 of the smaller sets [2015.08.25-2016.11.04] but nothing after that. Those final few MEGA's are blank. Really wanna complete (2017+) my collection lol.
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2017 was a wild time for Jahanism, he did his interview with black adam then sperged out privated vids and all that.
 
Hi guys, sally here. Interesting to see Jahanism back. Stopped following him when I started to see the community going bad, glad to see the archives still exist mostly
 
Sally said:
Hi guys, sally here. Interesting to see Jahanism back. Stopped following him when I started to see the community going bad, glad to see the archives still exist mostly
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Are you good guy Sally?
Yeah the community went sideways a while back.
 
yeah, I'm good guy sally. I am still hoping for his triumphant return to YouTube, his last video he seemed uncouth and feral, so we could be in for a good saga. Last I heard he was into the Hannibal fandom, anyone have any info on this
 
Sally said:
yeah, I'm good guy sally. I am still hoping for his triumphant return to YouTube, his last video he seemed uncouth and feral, so we could be in for a good saga. Last I heard he was into the Hannibal fandom, anyone have any info on this
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Correct.
A part of me hoped he would eat this person larping as Freddie Lounds from the show.
You wouldn't happen to have so e of the 2017 Jahans videos would you?
 
I only have backups of the books, I used to have the videos but they all went missing on a pc move unfortunately. the bit chute Jahans archive was the best online archive I could find. I will try my best to find everything I have and get it up mind.
 
Sally said:
I only have backups of the books, I used to have the videos but they all went missing on a pc move unfortunately. the bit chute Jahans archive was the best online archive I could find. I will try my best to find everything I have and get it up mind.
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Thanks, did anyone keep in contact with admiral Jahans?
 
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