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    roody-poo Scams of roody-poo Nigeria

    Post nigger scams from niggeria and results. There are tons online and niggers are niggers so they nigger it up and nigger the niggers nigger nigger. If you can't find niggerscams of niggers then just laugh as you learn about niggers being niggers. Here is a great example of niggers being out...
  2. Syrup

    Lolcow Rockbusters

    Since i don’t know how long i’m going to be about for can we have a wee game of lolcow rockbusters? i give you a cryptic clue and it makes up a lolcow. Starting with an easy one. Oh..he’s part of that religion that believes in jesus - CC Just a bit of fun so no prizes but i’d love to see your...
  3. Dum Cruise

    Kiwifarms Associate Flamesoul / "Redd" / ReddZArtz / Artzredd / reddzdeddz / xReddifx / Skypaw298 / like-a-redwhisker

    Welcome to my first Onionfarms lolcow thread. This is a hala-I mean a "Kosher" and fuck asking for mod approval, jannies get the bullet. @Flamesoul / Hannah(born nov 6th 1995, Chicago) is an onionfarms and kiwifarms user animal abuser, proud pedophile groomer and that first came to my...
  4. Dum Cruise

    United States News and Drama Bill Gates: Rich nations should shift entirely to synthetic beef

    https://www.technologyreview.com/2021/02/14/1018296/bill-gates-climate-change-beef-trees-microsoft/ In his new book, How to Avoid a Climate Disaster, Bill Gates lays out what it will really take to eliminate the greenhouse-gas emissions driving climate change. The Microsoft cofounder, who is...
  5. JoshPPP4ever

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Feeling sad about Josh

    Do you guys ever feel sorry for Jersh? I must admit after I learnt about the Blockland saga I felt sympathetic enough to donate 20 USD for a T&H badge as a girlfriend-free man on a love quest for a boyfriend-free biological girl myself. I felt the incel social braindead autistic pain. And I...
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    Columbine Cultists & Copycats - The autistic legacy that Eric and Dylan left behind

    Jeff is a more successful yet least popular version of the later columbine copycat Randy Stair (video by mister metokur, here's a more comprehensive version. ) this includes his animations titled target practice, these animations can be found via newgrounds. Part 2: A picture of his main...
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    Inactive Tommy Tooter: Granny Tranny - Tucson, AZ , Rainbow Hippy threatened both Kiwifarms and Onionfarms with RICO (Racketeering, Influenced Corrupt Organization Charges).

    Tommy Jay Wasserberg is a relic of an era which in truth never existed, he has an extensive history so forgive me if I only reach the surface of Tooterology. Channel: (millennial turkeys). Tom Wasserberg is an ancient faggot and formerly homeless busker from Chicago, now living in a roach...
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    Limited Public Individual (Lolcow) Alice / Holland C. Proudfoot

    Onion farms now have an ip2 board , nevermind its a general board because IP2 is dead Its in the Beauty Salon now... over on KF a friend of her's IRL did an AMA in it. Alice came to the attention of KF when she had a crossover with Ethan Ralph, Although this is not where her Internet career...
  9. 愛されていない

    Celebritysphere Gina Carano

    Gina Carano is an actress and was recently fired from the hottest Disney show mandalorian. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/the-mandalorian-star-gina-carano-fired-amid-social-media-controversy This comes after a history of controversial actions she's done on social media. This includes...
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    Celebritysphere Jesse Nigri

    She's your average cosplayer who puts as little effort as possible while showing off what others consider her assets. There's been some controversy on /cgl/ since they were able to tell she was cutting corners. ED, it is well done - https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Jessica_Nigri...
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    Cowsphere James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat

    Mister Metokur or jim81jim is an ebin oldfag, he makes videos on internet lore happenings /gg/ /pol/ /cow/ and commentaries alike. Pastebin archive where haberman goes into metokur lore. (a) (https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Mister_Metokur) Much more usernames on his ED page It's...
  12. naught

    Cowsphere Vaush / irishladdie / ian anthony kochinski - horse cock aficionado

    Artist rendering of vaush https://streamable.com/xe6wum - In a debate with vegain gains, Vaush admits he is fine with people buying child pornography ————————————————————————————— (https://twitter.com/VaushV) (https://www.reddit.com/r/VaushV/) (https://www.reddit.com/user/VaushV/)...
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    /cow/

    /cow/ 8chan 9chan julayworld guntlogs Someone far more eloquent then myself articulated the various iterations of /cow/. I miss /cow/, it was my intro into this world. @JEWS was best mod. https://kiwifarms.net/members/jews.1113/...
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    Cowsphere Alexander Gordon Jahans / Alex Jahans / Gordon Jones / Farshnuke / Alasdair Jakes

    Alexander Jahans is young Englishmen who was discovered then diagnosed with Kallman Syndrome by /pol/ and memed by brit/pol/ and 8chan for his Lovecraftian fiction and odd prose often featuring Jim fucking Sterling an idol of Jahans who as a NEET devours content at a rapid rate. For those who...
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    Inactive Lou Gagliardi

    Lou Gagliardi is a serial beggar who says he's transgender living in a transphobic city. He lives off of money he gets from begging on Twitter. He always grifts for shit he doesn't need and has severe lifestyle creep and exclusively eats fast food. He is a type 2 diabetic. This isn't a full on...
  16. Yandere

    Celebritysphere Zoe Laverne Pemberton

    Zoe Lavern is one of the top content creators on TikTok and an ample display of how social media can turn anyone into a celebrity. Only being 19 years old (June 3, 2001) she is among upper echelons of followers on TikTok with 17.7 million followers and has a decent following of 2.2 Million on...
  17. Yandere

    Cowsphere Sydney Poniewaz / SydSnap / Queen of Degeneracy / Hime Hajime

    Sydsnap is a YouTuber who's main focus is on Anime and Japan or rather the more... degenerative side. Her current content contains primarily of hentai reviews, but also has cosplay, Manga/Anime talk or just random activities dealing with Anime. She's engaged to Gigguk, who is one of the largest...
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    Meta Thread Requests

    I'm sure we all know someone who's a lolcow, guru, snowflake or even a celebrity that you wish had a thread and/or place to gossip about them, but don't have the time to make one yourself. However much I urge you to give making a thread yourself- go ahead and leave someone who you think should...
  19. SIGSEGV

    The (not so) greatest hits of {o}P

    Use this thread to preserve @{o}P's most shameful moments
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    Debate twatter on which person in the picture she most likely looks like

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    Debate twatter on the ethics of being fat and bad at math

    By my calculated state reported obesity & dc, and divided by 51, I got 31% obese Americans. Americans are fat fucks, but so are the Aussies, Canucks, and Kiwis. Guess what Canada, Australia, and New Zealand got for their obesity rating? 30%. We do outnumber them by obese people, because we have...
  22. Syrup

    What is the defining trait that makes a lolcow a lolcow?

    Delusion - I think the defining trait is that they view the world completely differently from others. What do you guys think?
  23. Syrup

    Lolcow Conspiracy Theories

    >Bob was at Auschwitz >Null is Kengle’s son
  24. Syrup

    “Lifesaving” Transgender Surgery’s

    Last Thread was Kengle’d so here’s a new one. Is nudity allowed here yet? until i get confirmation all my posts will feature no nudity.
  25. Syrup

    4chan /lgbt/

    i am LGBT so i like to browse the LGBT board on 4chan. It is filled with tranny tripfags who often kill themselves. Here is a glossary of the terms used here (more will be added as the situation warrants) AGP - Being a tranny for a fetish Hon - Non Passing Tranny Enbie - Hecking Cute and Valid...
  26. Yandere

    Resources, Archival Tools and Jumpstarting Ideas

    "How should I start a thread? Where should I look for their stuff? Oh man I have no idea what person I'd like to do a thread on..." Just some of the questions those who want to contribute may be asking. Well here are some tips, resources and help! Old resources list How much do I need to make a...
  27. Josh's Favourite Diaper

    Limited Public Individual (Lolcow) TheMysteriousMrEnter / MrEnter/ Brovania / Challenge Accepted / John Enter / John "Enter" Rozanski / Johnathon Rozanski

    (Almost definitely a "Classic Lolcow", this guy has tons of history.) Thread under development, CURRENTLY VERY EARLY DRAFT. not sure of the timeline of events, as such sections will be added depending on the information I know and I will reorganize them to fit enter's timeline before the thread...
  28. Battle of Brainiac

    Cowsphere Darksydephil - @TheycallmeDSP, The scummy let’s player with a hate mob fueled by autism

    This is a placeholder for the future DSP thread. Ill be slowly adding everything from his hayday times to more relevant stuff(when I get a chance too) as well as probably things involving his most prominent groups of fans and detractors such as The Sons of Kojima, Tevin, BrightsideViking, etc...
  29. Yandere

    Celebritysphere Dan Bilzerian / King of Instagram

    I know, I know ladies, you just want to take your pants off and throw yourself at this man, but let me tell you about Daniel Brandon Bilzerian. Dan Bilzerian is an amateur poker player, "actor", owner of the company Ignite and son of cooperate takeover specialist Paul Bilzerian who, I may add...
  30. Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia

    Cowsphere .Duane/SailorMoon4life/Jordon Long : A man of a Thousand Sailor Moon Ernest Meets Jesus Rps

    Duane is a man who likes to make films Somtimes he makes some about fictional wrestling matches Sometimes about Enerest P Worrel as Sailor Moon Earth Sometimes,he roleplays as a waifu of his,Jordon Long. Here are some classics SERENA TSUKINO / SAILOR MOON on Twitter: "@SVinluv ALLRIGHT MY...
  31. SIGSEGV

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Conner "Null" Moon

    It was less of a trolling plan and more of a spur of the moment decision. >implying I used a sock for this >implying I don't have 93 active sock accounts on KF right now
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    Meta Random txts

    This is where random txts go
  33. Yandere

    r/HobbyDrama

    I've noticed reddit doesn't have the highest regard on the scale of respect places on the internet among KFer's, but this one may be something you guys may find interest in. r/HobbyDrama is a subreddit based around effort posts retaining information, drama and miscellaneous happenings that's...
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    Brittany Venti

    Imma be honest, the beginning part up to "Intentionally Poor Grammar" is an "edited for current times" copy-pasta from Know Your Meme (specially since Encyclopedia Dramatica died for the 15th billionth time, but is slowly recovering it's database), but compared to the KF thread on her (which has...
  35. Syrup

    r/traaaaaans and related

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