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  1. naught

    Cowsphere CogsDev

    Placeholder: CogsDev is the infamously genderfucked SJW admin of the notorious cabal known as the PvCC jokingly referred to as "the Stonecutters", named after the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens from the Sonichu comics (which in that was a reference to the IRL PVCC) CogsDev did not create...
  2. Cat Administrator

    McDonalds vs. Burger King Feud

  3. Cat Administrator

    Cowsphere Amanda/Amari Turcol/Lady ALT69: Claims she is Chris Chan's Soul Twin

    Other Aliases: Manda-Tee / Amarithenonbinary / Amaribabe93 /LadyALT69/ AmariStrawberry - the lolcow coelacanth Amanda Turcol is a lolcow whose footprint goes back a decade on the internet Residence: Mt Olive, Illinois Date of Birth: May 2, 1993 High School Graduation: Staunton High School Class...
  4. Autischen

    Limited Public Individual (Lolcow) Darlaltonthebearcat / Narayan Guerra Lopez

    https://www.deviantart.com/darlaltonthebearcat Look at this inflation shit. Bloated and ballooned pokemon and furry characters.
  5. Cat Administrator

    New Coke Zero

    New Coke Zero - Does it pass the taste test? According to this Coke Taster
  6. Cat Administrator

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The irony of kiwifarms

    kiwifarms.net is the best friend Onionfarms ever had. It's kept it in business all this time.
  7. Cat Administrator

    Polar Beverages - Worcester, Mass

    A little background about Polar Beverages https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_Beverages https://www.masslive.com/worcester/2021/06/worcesters-polar-beverages-wants-a-spot-on-the-monopoly-board-fans-who-nominate-could-win-a-years-supply-of-drinks.html
  8. Syrup

    Will we ever return to the dark days of the cola wars?

    title
  9. Cat Administrator

    Historical: Failure of New Coke in 1985

    How the 'Blood Feud' Between Coke and Pepsi Escalated During the 1980s Cola Wars https://www.history.com/news/cola-wars-pepsi-new-coke-failure
  10. Cat Administrator

    Pepsi Celebrates Unapologetic Locals For Doing Their 'New York Thing' With $150,000 To Real New Yorkers

    https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/pepsi-celebrates-unapologetic-locals-for-doing-their-new-york-thing-with-150-000-to-real-new-yorkers-301326514.html
  11. Cat Administrator

    Cowsphere Connor Bible

  12. Syrup

    Ayman Zawahiri - Osama Bin Laden’s second hand man and current leader of Al-Queda

    How is this cunt still alive? He once murdered two young boys because one of them was forced to perform gay sex after one of them had been drugged by the Egyptian government in a effort to blackmail the two boys (the second one was hired by the violated boy) to assassinate Zawahiri.
  13. Cat Administrator

    Kiwifarms.online merged

    The data from Kiwifarms has been migrated to Onionfarms. Kiwifarns.online will expire this weekend and not be renewed.
  14. cybertron

    Dragoneer / Sean Piche - Owner of FurAffinity

    I recently became aware of this massive hypocrite in connection with certain drama that caused me to take down all my pony fetish commissions from his site. Meet Dragoneer, the leader of the popular furry art site FurAffinity: https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Dragoneer https://archive.is/xpAXJ...
  15. Cat Administrator

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwifarms revenue is $1Million with 6 Employees

    https://www.zoominfo.com/c/kiwi-farms/404419815
  16. Cat Administrator

    Donald Trump Jr.

    His Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/donaldjtrumpjr/ His Public Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/ His Website: https://donjr.com/ His Twitter: https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr His Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_Jr. Donald Trump Jr. took an...
  17. Cat Administrator

    Moving Forward

    Barracuda is a new administrator. He is an IT professional with the Xenforo community and is on call to help with technical issues. He will also help with advice on building the forum. I am going to have the logo redesigned. All of the lolcow stuff will be migrated to Kiwifarms.online. My vision...
  18. Syrup

    Why has image posting been disabled

    Pictures are pretty essential for a lolcow forum.
  19. Cat Administrator

    Onionfarms is being cleaned up

    All of the threads about people are being put in one of two subforums (Celebsphere or Public Figures). If they are dead or MIA they go in the historical/inactive subforum. I will also continue moving the forum to a more broad-based community and gossip forum.
  20. Cat Administrator

    Celebritysphere (Lolcow) Nikocado Avocado

    Nikocado is a famous YouTuber who has become known for his Mukbang videos: Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikocado_Avocado Main YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/NikocadoAvocado
  21. Noghoul

    Opinion/Blog If I can't smoke in public, mask wearing should remain compulsory

    Discuss. BTW fuck Tim Pool and his fellow right wingers for being such fucking retards about mask wearing like it's a big deal.
  22. Cat Administrator

    Celebritysphere - United States Khloé Alexandra Kardashian

    Khloé Alexandra Kardashian is an American media celebrity, socialite, producer and businesswoman who is best known for KUWTK (Keeping up with the Kardashians) and is a member of the Kardashian Family Dynasty. She is a high level celebrity Date of Birth: June 27, 1984 Her Wikipedia article...
  23. Cat Administrator

    Kourtney Mary Kardashian

    Kourtney Mary Kardashian (born April 18, 1979) is an American media personality, socialite, and model. In 2007, she and her family began starring in the reality television series Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Its success led to the creation of spin-offs including Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami...
  24. Syrup

    Mason Disick, 11, Is AlmostAs Tall As Mom Kourtney Kardashian On Juice Run With Fai Khadra – See Pics

    https://hollywoodlife.com/2021/05/08/mason-disick-kourtney-kardashian-juice-outing-luka-sabbat-fai-khadra-pics/
  25. Cat Administrator

    Kim Khardashian in Statue Smuggling Drama

    https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2021-05-04/kim-kardashian-roman-statue-italy-government
  26. Cat Administrator

    Ghana News and Drama Efia Odo - Ghana Television Personality and Socialite: Social Justice Movement #Fixthecountry Campaign

    https://www.modernghana.com/entertainment/66765/something-is-wrong-with-you-if-youve-problem-with.html Her pinned Tweet: Ridicule over her supporting the campaign: https://yen.com.gh/186379-you-ghanas-problems-efia-odo-jabbed-decision-lead-fixthecountry-demo.html
  27. Cat Administrator

    Sonichu Style theme has been created.

    A Sonichu based style theme has been created for Onionfarms.
  28. Cat Administrator

    New Themes Added

    2 new themes have been added (Plain and Nightshade). Bevause Spederestrian's cow theme is popular, I will work on more cow themes tonight.
  29. Cat Administrator

    Server Error in Default Style

    There was a server error in the default style. I have removed it and will get in touch with technical support.
  30. naught

    Make an imageboard

    O N I O N C H A N
  31. Noghoul

    Opinion/Blog The concept of "Redpill" and "Bluepill" is racist. Let's talk about Brown and Asian privilege.

    The concept of the Redpill is racist towards indian americans, gingers and Black people. The concept of the Blackpill is racist towards Black people, pirates and graveyard workers. The concept of the Whitepill is racist towards Black people and gingers. The concept of the Bluepill is racist...
  32. Azuki Mirai

    The soceity

    It doesn't exist I live in my house
  33. Syrup

    Some thoughts for @Sailfish

    @Sailfish Being a lolcow was your gift and your curse. Onion Farms would have not achieved relavancy if not for your 700 page Kiwi Farms thread.
  34. Cat Administrator

    Cowsphere Russell Greer Disabled Aspiring Songwriter/Paralegal who tried to sue Taylor Swift

    This is hilarious.Oh Russell, you are the gift that keeps on giving. I look forward to what Nick Rekieta has to say on this. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russell-greer-theofficialinstaofrussellgreer.30488/page-2338#post-7379403
  35. Syrup

    Fag0t Banned

    Text
  36. N

    Cowsphere Hagyrants/Jeffery K Hagy/thejeffhagyshow, (Stolen Valor, Scammer, Extreme Alcoholic)

    Jeff aka Hagyrants is a fat and lazy sack of shit, sopposedly he worked at an airport, and him and his butt buddy tindiil sopposedly raised money for the hurricane (most likley keeping it for themselves since they havent showed where it was going to) He also claimed "I was in iraq youre welcome...
  37. Cat Administrator

    We've Passed the 400 Mark

    We now have over 400 members on Onionfarms.
  38. naught

    Chris Gillon / Autphag!MLHqI35Sr / SpergChan

    OP note: Autphag real name Chris Gillon is a 23-year-old Schizophrenic stricken with Aspergers from West Lothian, Scotland. Chris Gillon first came to attention as a tripfag on /cow/ proper (where Autphag posited the notion he was being trolled by the PvCC as well as tries to refute the OP...
  39. naught

    Cowsphere Sarah Guilbeaux (Pixyteri)

    Pixyteri Sarah Guilbeaux aka Pixyteri is a 29 year old cosplaying weeaboo from Victoria, Texas. Pixyteri is best known for her extreme denial over her looks and her race. Pixyteri is convinced that she is half-Japanese, because a windchime in her yard is "proof" that her mother cheated on her...
  40. naught

    Cowsphere Gabriel Navarro (Moleman9000)

    Gabriel Navarro (AKA: Moleman9000) To a degree pretty much all lolcows are emblematic of the Streisand Effect. Most of them never would have been trolled or become spectacles of ridicule had they not vociferously confronted their trolls or doggedly tried to have the mockery censored. Moleman...
  41. Cat Administrator

    Cowsphere Jonathan Yaniv (Trusted Nerd)

    It's time to start a thread on this lolcow: Twitter pic Her Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Yaniv Offering Free Legal Advice via her Twitter: Some horrifying pictures on Twitter...
  42. Cat Administrator

    The Hyena Men of Nigeria

    I think Hyenas should be left alone to be hyenas:
  43. Cat Administrator

    Ghana News and Drama Rosemond Brown (Akuapem Poloo)

    https://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,494746.0.html
  44. Chairman Miaozer

    Limited Public Individual (Lolcow) Chairman Miaozer / GirlOnATank - Wannabe Siege Tradcath , E-Thot, Former Antifa Sympathizer, and Andrew Torba A-Log

    In 2018, a 24 year old white woman living in Portland, Oregon by the name of Tiffany would join the Social Media dumpster fire known as "Gab" to support Alex Jones not long after his banning from all major social media platforms. And at first, she was like any vocal conservative on the Internet...
  45. Noghoul

    Debate user @yeshull/@SchizoNetwork on the morality of morality

    Dr Hans-Georg Moeller lecturer in Cork University and Macau University and a ginger male market failure has convinced me that morality is morally wrong. Here's the abstract of his book titled "The Moral Cuck Fool: A Case For Amorality": Here's 2 pictures of the forementioned ginger male market...
  46. naught

    Quality threads

    Threads must be original, when many of you joined onion farms it's likely you noticed threads were copypaste from kiwi farms, well @SIGSEGV raised the standard and not only are we going to keep this spirit but follow it to its logical conclusion, therefore ops must be legible comprehensive and...
  47. The Fool

    Briefs vs Boxers

    Discuss (women need not apply)
  48. naught

    Incel general thread

    Do it please and thank you.
  49. naught

    Waifu weeb general thread

    Post those otaku and Japan fetishists.
  50. cybertron

    Technology Muons: Strong evidence found for a new force of nature

    https://www.bbc.com/news/56643677 A breakthrough experiment in particle physics suggests an unknown force: "All of the forces we experience every day can be reduced to just four categories: gravity, electromagnetism, the strong force and the weak force. Now, physicists say they have found...
  51. naught

    Dana Marie Cain

    Dana Marie Cain (née Tinervin) is a 51-year-old narcissistic wino with paranoid delusions, general whorishness, and bizarre scapegoating by blaming literally everyone around her. Believing herself to be the reincarnated form of the Babylonian goddess Inanna, whom Dana believes to represent gods...
  52. Syrup

    Covid Vaccine Megathread

    My arm hurts in the arm they gave me it in.
  53. Syrup

    I’m not propping up your shitty country fourm ken

    Take the ridiculous restrictions off my account.
  54. Cat Administrator

    Who Visits Onionfarms?

    I checked our monthly visitors. Here is what we have for March (Full List of Locales)
  55. Syrup

    Technology Interstellar object 'Oumuamua is a pancake-shaped chunk of a Pluto-like planet

    https://www.space.com/interstellar-object-oumuamua-pancake-shape-pluto-like-planet
  56. naught

    Elliot Rodger

    Classification: Mass murderer Characteristics: Motive unclear; revenge for sexual and social rejection Number of victims: 6 Date of murders: May 23, 2014 Date of birth: July 24, 1991 Victims profile: George Chen (19) / Cheng Yuan "James" Hong (20) / Weihan "David" Wang (20) / Katherine...
  57. Syrup

    Christory Anthony Logatto / A-Log

    https://www.deviantart.com/a-log Can anyone redpill me on this guy?, Kiwi doesn’t have a thread. I remember reading that back in 2019 he came back to make a video about how his family had found his ED page and shit. And that his signature tophat is the meaning of the hat rating. That and he...
  58. naught

    Cowsphere Jen Cornett / Eve Habat FF7 house

    Jen Jennifer Cornet also known as Jenova, Tattlecrime, Sephiroth, Rowen, Syndrome, Ultemicia, Kuja, President Shinra, Freddie Lounds. This is a tale told many times over across many sites large and smol, from Something Awful to Encyclopedia dramatica to Vice even /Baph/ kiwi and lolcow farms...
  59. naught

    Historical lolocws

    Adam & Eve Jack Parsons Aliester Crowley Napoleon
  60. naught

    Documentaries on autism or lolcows

    Downs Syndrome Hotel. Loveshy. Jonathan Ross: Horrorcow productions. Schizophrenia doc Another. The beast Joseph Strickland Quentin Reviews Baked Alaska by porsalin
  61. Syrup

    Sophie Labelle / Assigned Male

    Sophie Labelle is a 32 year old Canadian MTF transgender webcomic and pornography artist living in Finland. Her most famous work is “Assinged Male”, a comic running so long it predates the wider usage of the word “SJW”. The comic is essentially a vassal for Labelle to act out her fantasies of...
  62. O

    ATTENTION ADMINISTRATOR

    Can you please open up the history subfourm for twatter plz. Thank you : )
  63. Busty O'Queef

    Sheik Yerbouti

  64. Syrup

    War In The Chuck

    I was there dude... and it SUCKED AND FUCKED OPERATION FEED AND SEED
  65. K

    The spammer arrives

    The title explains it. I am the "spammer". The original. Copycats have shown up though I do not hold it against them. Oh, no, no. Not at all! For they have helped immensely in my efforts. This forum has been selected over the other for the simple reason that I believe you will preserve and...
  66. Syrup

    Cybertron Memorial Thread.

    Our Schizopilled brethren @cybertron has left us.
  67. naught

    Cowsphere JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge

    JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge (steam) (facebook) (twitter) (fanfic) (Https://www.facebook.com/groups/243125649033/) (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=942086939151114&set=a.164232620269887.41929.100000494517633&type=1&permPage=1) (https://www.facebook.com/Justin.the.Moltres.rider/groups)...
  68. SIGBUS

    Onion Farms Users Discussion

    Simple, talk about OF users. i’ll start with @SIGSEGV because hes not fat and i would totally have sex with him
  69. Syrup

    Debate User @Other_Panther on the War in the Chuck

    I was there dude... and it sucked and fucked. OPERATION SEED AND FEED
  70. Syrup

    HAPPY CHRISTINE LOVE DAY 2021

    Chris Chan is 39
  71. Noghoul

    Ey bitch

    You know what, I'd really like to do that, But I don't have any fucking money Like I don't have any fucking money Ey bitch, do you really really really wanna go hard? Go in the crib, steal your stepfather's credit card And take the car do circles in the parking lot Scream at the top of our...
  72. naught

    Cowsphere PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    PPP Ashton Parks PPP is a funny fat sperg who went from taking The /cow/ board as gospel to treating KF as if it were heresy. It's said Ashton wasn't always fat, supposedly he injured himself while playing football and proceeded to get fat later on. Godwinson / Adam Edge / black adam of the...
  73. Cat Administrator

    Has The Term "Lolcow" Simply Become a Buzzword?

    Are there genuine lolcows or has it become a tiresome overused phrase?
  74. SIGBUS

    are you a lolcow?

    i surely am hella milkable
  75. M

    its a me pee pee

    its a me
  76. Cat Administrator

    Would would you like to do with the political and country content?

    I am going to pose a question for Onionfarms users on what you would like me to do with the political and countries material on the forum. While I like the diversity and subforums, I am going to let me tell you what you want to see happen.
  77. Syrup

    Celebrity’s you despise.

    Captain Tom Moore - War Glorifier and RNHS supporter, glad he’s dead but saddened he lived so long. Frankie Boyle - Unfunny Cunt Leftist. Limmy may be a leftist prick but at-least he’s funny. Brentant Tarrant - Child Killer, Glad he’s got the living hell of complete social isolation for the...
  78. ForgetfulFerret

    Internet Daddy Griefing Thread

    Are you mad at your internet daddy? Bitch about him here.
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