Classic. What site do you use for gore vids? Need something to throw on the tv while I work on my crocheting 
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Lounge 96
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Lurk moar
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Socrates refutes.
You do need to keep your hands occupied. Keep you off the glass. Working on that noose?
Hell yeah brother, been sober from the sauce for a while. Figured a constructive past time would be a good idea
No, I'm doing a scarf for my first project since I figured it'd be the easiest. Made the mistake of choosing a black chenille for my first yarn, quite difficult to see what I'm doing
Shadfan666xxx000
Hellovan Onion
I'm sure you'll find a great many things revealing but none so revealing as the feeling of soap on your skin. Tell me, has it gotten to the point where it burns?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Pretending to have a camp hobby is more constructive than simping for pissminges. I assume you've knocked that on the head (he wrote, expecting the answer no). Just Say No to pissminges. You saw what it did to Plodwinson.
In a pinch. Just as good.
You seriously have a DM chain on a site with 12 active users? What could be so bad that you feel you need to hide it from from the other 4 users?
We're talking about ways to get Daniel banned and I don't want him to know our plans. Simple as.
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It'd be a lot easier if you all migrated to Lounge 96. Our KF General thread would benefit greatly.
You're not likely to get Dan off of Onion Farms. He's got Ken under his thumb.
Yeah Crimson, it'd be easier if you just gave up already
Here to stay since Ken wanted to make a public scene about banning me after I'd already left for 2 weeks
Kenneth Engelhardt is a father figure, a mentor, an inspiration and dare I say a friend
I'll probably make it one and dm you the account that's mine so gaylord doesn't try and sneak in posing as me.
It would be easier on the world if you killed yourself.
You're not that important to me
Seethe pooner, with your crusty medically too tight mangina
Well that's good because Ken needs a friend. You know it's pretty lonely when you gotta make imaginary Nigerian princesses to keep you company.
Is that why you always cry in dms?
Is this a real thing?
Gar
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Just the Salt of the Earth, doin' the Lord's work. Amen.
For you. Not for me. And that's what counts.
X. And you sock so much.
If you truly believe this, then tell the forum, how Ken should be allowed to punch your Mother for doing such a shit job.
Ken has an actual proper grown up job, as well as running this day care center for you. ANd he doesn't shit up people's inboxes with desperate attempts for gaining attention. Ken needs to mentor better
What has he inspired you to do? Flounce?
You really really unironically want this, tho. Ken tried to kill a girl niglet with his fat arse. He is a MONSTER. Then again, you simp for an apologist for nonces who extort children, and I lied about Ken trying to kill some negressette. Swing an roundabouts, innit?