Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

[Time 4 Guillotines]

For a site with so much shit talking I suspect some of you may be faking the funk. Post your score

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Bonus: Josh looks like someone microwaved his mother

Some of you are cool, don't go to Kiwi Farms tomorrow

Sort of stumbled into being handed a broom but I'm definitely happy to help out.
Would appreciate any tips for not embarrassing the site, expectations in general, how to engage with other users within the context of my small role, critiques, etc.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

You'll have to turn in the company mustache too.

 

[polonium]

You'll have to turn in the company mustache too.

Where we're going, we won't need mustaches.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

A containment thread committed to "trans" men and women. A place for pooners and trooners alike.
Blaine Ross, Matthew Cat, Shittly, whatever.
If they are not noteworthy for anything but mild irritation and weird Frankenstein surgical intervention, then this is where they're discussed.
"Breakout stars" like "Blaire White" likely deserve their own drama threads, but these lads of penis need a concentration thread.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

MTF: an inverted penis that creates a hole to your colon which is why they smell like raw sewage

FTM: a hairy Frankensteinesque stiched flesh empanada shaped dick taken from an arm or leg

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Since Ken is determined to let his repressed jungle fever override the actual purpose of this forum, let's talk about that head shrinking shit. That oogabooga woogieboogie shit.
Does anyone else practice ceremonial magic(k)?
I was raised as a Thelemite by parents involved with the O.T.O/E.G.C., so I'm familiar with the application of bodily fluids sourced from various places (muh cakes of Light).
Anyway, someone did a swan dive out the window of my building recently and I was able to rush down and collect some of the blood soaked soil from where he cracked his head open before they were able to sterilize the scene.
But what do I do with it?
Magickal thinking would suggest the blood still carries misery and malevolent thoughts but haven't found any mention of what should be a sought after ingredient.
New magick is typically the best since you can charge symbols with new meaning, so maybe I'll just have to find my own use.
It will be sitting in my freezer until then either way

 

[Crimson Fucker]

In b4 op is cursed by the ghost of a suicide jumper, enjoy your new sleep paralysis demon LMAO

Jokes aside I am assuming this is a bit.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

In b4 op is cursed by the ghost of a suicide jumper, enjoy your new sleep paralysis demon LMAO

Dealt with sleep paralysis already. The witch is nice to me and I'm not worried about the ghost of someone who was too much of a pussy to see life out to a natural conclusion.

Jokes aside I am assuming this is a bit.

Oh no, it's not a bit at all.
I'm 100% serious about what's in the bag. The third picture you can see a bit of blood clot pressed against the bag.
Crime scene had already been cleared, so didn't tamper with anything. Arrived before maintenance was able to dump a gallon of bleach on the point of impact tho

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Well damn, enjoy your demonic summoning ritual and say hi to the Loa for me.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Well damn, enjoy your demonic summoning ritual and say hi to the Loa for me.

Daemonolotry is based but they're noble spirits, not ghouls who'd be happy about human waste products.
It's probably just some inert biohazard I'm keeping next to the ice cream but maybe there's a better application

 

[Crimson Fucker]

So no pentagrams written in blood surrounded by candles with a dead animal in the middle in front of the mirror in a dark room with funky town playing and conjuring his soul from the afterlife to offer as payment in exchange for its service as a familiar using the body as a vessel then?

 

[polonium]

Snort a fat rail of it and get zombie brain AIDS

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

Why be collecting suicide soil and not grave dirt or the tallow of a hanged man?

Seems like a jumper's blood probably wouldn't be as substantial (or more metal ) as the others considering the suicide was willing, but then again I'm also just in it for the folklore.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Why be collecting suicide soil and not grave dirt or the tallow of a hanged man?

Seems like a jumper's blood probably wouldn't be as substantial (or more metal ) as the others considering the suicide was willing, but then again I'm also just in it for the folklore.

When you make-a the sauce, fresher is always better

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

When you make-a the sauce, fresher is always better

Alright then.
That's all I needed to know, thank you for the meme.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

sorry, I had to

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

When you make-a the sauce, fresher is always better

In the next half hour, we'll discuss the merits of fresh vs frozen suicide soil, but first let's discuss the store bought suicide soil alternatives the loa hate.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

In the next half hour, we'll discuss the merits of fresh vs frozen suicide soil, but first let's discuss the store bought suicide soil alternatives the loa hate.

Well the issue with keeping a consistent supply of fresh suicide soil is that you basically need a farm like the Chinese FoxCon factory. But with the nets installed it's been getting harder and harder to come across.
But any down home country cook knows there's merit in harvesting and preserving your own ingredients, even if the spirit nutrients and flavor are somewhat affected.
If in a pinch and must resort to store bought spirit nutrition, fois gras can be a great substitute since the goose basically died of it's own misery

This fucking glows man now I know who you are.

Silence peasant. You know what you are told

Yes I am a peasant of mother silence, problem?

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Well the issue with keeping a consistent supply of fresh suicide soil is that you basically need a farm like the Chinese FoxCon factory. But with the nets installed it's been getting harder and harder to come across.
But any down home country cook knows there's merit in harvesting and preserving your own ingredients, even if the spirit nutrients and flavor are somewhat affected.
If in a pinch and must resort to store bought spirit nutrition, fois gras can be a great substitute since the goose basically died of it's own misery

Silence peasant. You know what you are told
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You could just use murder soil instead. Easy enough to make yourself.

 

[polonium]

In the next half hour, we'll discuss the merits of fresh vs frozen suicide soil, but first let's discuss the store bought suicide soil alternatives the loa hate.

Personally I'd have dried it rather than frozen it but mainly because using moist suicide dirt means your voodoo fetish is going to spoil. You want your abominations to be shelf stable and long lasting.