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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Would you help fix Null's fucked up life?

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Kiwi Farms has no future though. The brand has as bad a reputation as Joshua Grifter Moon himself. It does not have value and you wouldn't want to own it.

The best thing that can happen for KF is if someone less retarded than Null can put up a KF splinter and successfully get people to join it.

His family doesn't need a fat lazy narcissist in their lives and probably doesn't want him either after all that has happened.

He rightfully shall suffer the fate of living on the streets of Tulsa.
 
Seriously though, why would we want to help straighten out the biggest lolcow since classic Chris Chan? And whatever possessed you to think null would have the self awareness or good grace to actually accept help offered?
 
Seriously though, why would we want to help straighten out the biggest lolcow since classic Chris Chan? And whatever possessed you to think null would have the self awareness or good grace to actually accept help offered?
I am asking it as a speculative question. I know what Null would say. But you never know (even though I know).
 
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The stupidest proposal ever.

In return for helping to try and reconcile with his family and helping him with employment, we get part ownership of kiwifarms.
Joshua's life is not fucked up, and he doesn't need your help. He is in fact a very successful lolcow!
Then no I wouldn't recommend killing the goose that lays the golden egg.
Mess with the best, die like the rest.
 
In return for helping to try and reconcile with his family
Josh is closer with his family than he's publicly stated. By letting the public think he's been totally estranged from everyone, he's reduced the target pool down to just himself. Duh...
and helping him with employment
Yes, a decent* programmer with years of experience in the industry truly could never find gainful employment anywhere on the planet because something something angry trannies 🙄
we get part ownership of kiwifarms
I would be down with this "we" thing if it didn't include you. You would in no way improve Kiwi Farms, in fact you having a say in their forum whatsoever would inherently be detrimental, and I'm not even saying this to a-log.
Both Farms need their head farmer put out to pasture in order for the harvest to prosper
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Josh is closer with his family than he's publicly stated. By letting the public think he's been totally estranged from everyone, he's reduced the target pool down to just himself. Duh...

Yes, a decent* programmer with years of experience in the industry truly could never find gainful employment anywhere on the planet because something something angry trannies 🙄

I would be down with this "we" thing if it didn't include you. You would in no way improve Kiwi Farms, in fact you having a say in their forum whatsoever would inherently be detrimental, and I'm not even saying this to a-log.
Both Farms need their head farmer put out to pasture in order for the harvest to prosper
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What years of experience as a programmer? Australia? That was years ago. I wouldn't be sure if Josh's supervisor is still there. 8chan? He had a falling out with Brennan. His only significant experience has been with kiwifarms and kiwifarms has already permanently damaged him.
 
Australia? That was years ago
I'm sure the bicycle analogy doesn't entirely translate but it still seems apt, not to mention all the time he spends fiddling with the code and security for KF. I'm sure that stuff translates into meaningful experience at any tech company that hires street shitters.
kiwifarms has already permanently damaged him.
I mean, I guess, sort of. His legal name is SEO poisoned for sure but like I said there's plenty of shady rocks he could crawl under.
Regardless, what a dumb conversation. I'd wager he's doing better than you and he would rather use you for target practice than utilize any advice you might offer, unironic stalker child
 
I'm sure the bicycle analogy doesn't entirely translate but it still seems apt, not to mention all the time he spends fiddling with the code and security for KF. I'm sure that stuff translates into meaningful experience at any tech company that hires street shitters.
Places that hire Americans want to see proof of work history, which he can't demonstrate in any meaningful way.
I mean, I guess, sort of. His legal name is SEO poisoned for sure but like I said there's plenty of shady rocks he could crawl under.
Regardless, what a dumb conversation. I'd wager he's doing better than you and he would rather use you for target practice than utilize any advice you might offer, unironic stalker child
Those jobs don't pay shit, and even the darkest of rocks may hesitate at the thought of associating with @Null.

Remember, we're talking software development, not manual labor. Why hire @Null with @Null's reputation when you could hire some nobody pajeet?

He's realistically going to be stuck with the kinds of employers and industries who hire felons fresh out of the clink.
 
He's realistically going to be stuck with the kinds of employers and industries who hire felons fresh out of the clink.
I'm sure we'll see plenty of "based" alt-tech companies continue to crop up. And his only crime is bullying troons, which is becoming an increasingly sympathetic thought crime in many circles.
Lamarcus Small of Sanctioned Suicide still has a job in tech, which might partially explain why Null was eager to be buddies with him.
But yes, I hear your well circulated opinion straight from the Null whining thread
 
ED has had a lot of terrible leadership. The last admin let the domain names expire on purpose and I was surprised to find out that almost nobody cared about ED disappearing.
 
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