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Prologue - Re-Capping:
Walker Burgess first came to Kiwi Farms after getting caught in a discord server with @BlainetheAutismTrain and Blake Howard where he followed around Blaine as they stalked a long dead youtube furfag, a roblox clan, and a group of Sasquatch people in Oregon. Walker was convinced by Blaine that these groups were working in conjunction with Mike Janke/Isabella Janke in a sort of underground human trafficking / child pornography industry.
If that sounds retarded to you; congratulations, you're normal. If that sounds normal to you, my condolences, you're Walker Burgess.
Most of this, as well as server logs, exist in Blaine's KF thread with much more detail.
Walker also enjoyed larping as a 420no1337scope black hatter who tracked down literally over 9000 pedophiles over twitter. A group he called RedSec, and alluded to being part of Anonymous 4chan culture. (full logs posted here)
All of this, and much more, culminated in Walker deciding the best course of action would be to text his local police department in the most ineffectual and autistic way possible; incidentally, this was the moment Walker self-doxed.
And was very quickly fully doxed:
Despite being doxed to the point he cried to a twitter tranny, and begged for his dead mommy only 6 months ago...
---- All Caught Up ----
...Walker has decided that the best thing he could possibly do for himself is to try to find meaning and purpose in his life by shitting up various Kiwi Farms spheres (most notably the Isabella Janke, and Tommy Tooter spheres); and while not busy giving piss-warm takes on things he can't even vaguely understand, he likes to follow me around the internet. Because the best thing to do when you've been doxed is to follow your doxer around, especially when you believe he's a psychopath. He curates his investigations to make him look like a victim in the True and Honest cuckshed; leaving out anything that would make him look bad in front of people who don't give a shit about any of his posts.
This nigga gay:
Walker states in this video that "Cheese"; (the sperg who loses his shit throughout the entire stream) is 16 years old; but even if he is legal age like Walker claimed later, it still begs the question why he would be having explicit sexual conversations with someone who, at best, suffers from arrested mental development and is, for all intents and purposes, a child in terms of experience and mentality; who, per the video, lives with his Mother who still sets his bed time for him.
I can't think of a good excuse for talking to a retard and/or a minor about his penis.
Unless...
Hmmm, nah; clearly there's nothing sexual going on between these two. Nothing at all. Because that would be extremely inappropriate and suspect even under the most favorable circumstances.
Being an annoying, clinically retarded, socially myopic faggot isn't quite enough for Walker, and apparently wasn't enough for God either when He blessed Walker with tits and an extra chromosome which he freely and unashamedly admits to having.
A link to a paper discussing the impact Kleinfelters has on an individual and why Walker's IQ is probably between 80 and 90. Medically, he's on the cusp of actual retardation.
Bitch tits.
More Money In A Year
Walker got fired from his job at Good Will by being a retard. A charity organization refused to keep him employed.
Walker, true to form, lied about getting a good job; instead he's made an account on upshift and prostitutes himself out to whoever will have him for a day.
@Moralfag Supreme
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