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[kiwifails]

Hey everyone, I'm new here and I thought I'd introduce myself. I'm looking forward to getting to know the various members of this forum better. If you want to share a bit about yourself, I'd love to hear it. Pull up a seat by the virtual campfire, kick back, and get comfy! I'm glad you're here, and I'm looking forward to swapping stories and getting to know you better. Grab a virtual s'more and let's chat!

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I'm here mostly to mock Joshua and his shitty website.

 

[kiwifails]

I started off that way, but I don't want the bitter experience with Josh's website carry over here more than it already has. I'd like to see this as an opportunity to get to know another community.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I was also trying to spread the word about White Pride but it made @Kengle uncomfortable so I mostly stopped.

 

[kiwifails]

I don't know much about the owner of the site except what I read on kiwi which isn't much because it's a very large thread and a lot to digest.
There's nothing wrong with white pride every other race gets to proclaim their proud even though they have little to show for it.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

For anyone new just be careful going through my posts.

 

[kiwifails]

For anyone new just be careful going through my posts.

Any particular reason why? Also nice to meet you crimson pull up a seat.

 

[Gargamel]

Hi, I'm Gargamel, I'm a Jew who turns smurfs into gold. I hope you have an imagination and like fun tales from deep space.

I'm originally from planet XQ-5, but Lord Xenu sent me, my cat Azrael, Jesus Christ, Santa Claus, Beastie McBigdick, and a few other characters (all Jewish) to conquer planet Earth, and manipulate the natives for our gain and also to tightly control the smurf population. Its okay because XQ-5 was chock full of transniggers and pro-smurf activists. I like Earth a lot better. Jesus didn't really care for Earth, so he faked his death and resurrection and spawned a whole new faith called Christianity before leaving for planet God's Kingdom, which his followers know as Heaven. I'm still pretty pissed off that he up and left but lately I've been thinking about forgiveness. I mean, it was 2000 years ago. I can't hold a grudge forever. Beastie also left Earth so he could conquer planet Venus, which is what Jesus's followers call Hell. Yes, it's a real place, and no, Jews don't go there when they die, and yes, the vast majority of Christians do end up burning there for all eternity. At least he visits every once in a while. I haven't heard from the false prophet in over 1500 years.

Joshua Conner Moon banned me because I told the truth about him. He also has an extreme hatred of Jews. I have since learned that he is a narcissistic manchild retard grifting nigger pedophile. I mean, I should have seen this from the beginning, but when you're hearing what you want to hear you can be blind to reality. Despite that, the cracks were forming almost from day one.

I do not blame kiwis for having their heads up their asses with regards to Pedo @Null. In fact I am aware that at least some of them know better, but they like KF more than they hate @Null so they keep their mouths shut for fear of losing their beloved site. I wouldn't blame them, KF had given me some of the best laughs of my life so I totally get it. Too bad it's starting to come apart at the seams though.

The Cheeseführer will end up on Venus when he dies, provided we can find a spacecraft strong enough to lift his lardass out of Earth's gravity well. Normally people are judged over the course of their entire lives, but for this retard he's already met the criteria in just 32 years. His fate is sealed.

 

[unyuns]

-unyuns silent- -unyuns roast onion- -unyuns enough to share- -unyuns everyonion-

 

[kiwifails]

Hi, I'm Gargamel, I'm a Jew who turns smurfs into gold. I hope you have an imagination and like fun tales from deep space.

I'm originally from planet XQ-5, but Lord Xenu sent me, my cat Azrael, Jesus Christ, Santa Claus, Beastie McBigdick, and a few other characters (all Jewish) to conquer planet Earth, and manipulate the natives for our gain and also to tightly control the smurf population. Its okay because XQ-5 was chock full of transniggers and pro-smurf activists. I like Earth a lot better. Jesus didn't really care for Earth, so he faked his death and resurrection and spawned a whole new faith called Christianity before leaving for planet God's Kingdom, which his followers know as Heaven. I'm still pretty pissed off that he up and left but lately I've been thinking about forgiveness. I mean, it was 2000 years ago. I can't hold a grudge forever. Beastie also left Earth so he could conquer planet Venus, which is what Jesus's followers call Hell. Yes, it's a real place, and no, Jews don't go there when they die, and yes, the vast majority of Christians do end up burning there for all eternity. At least he visits every once in a while. I haven't heard from the false prophet in over 1500 years.

Joshua Conner Moon banned me because I told the truth about him. He also has an extreme hatred of Jews. I have since learned that he is a narcissistic manchild retard grifting nigger pedophile. I mean, I should have seen this from the beginning, but when you're hearing what you want to hear you can be blind to reality. Despite that, the cracks were forming almost from day one.

I do not blame kiwis for having their heads up their asses with regards to Pedo @Null. In fact I am aware that at least some of them know better, but they like KF more than they hate @Null so they keep their mouths shut for fear of losing their beloved site. I wouldn't blame them, KF had given me some of the best laughs of my life so I totally get it. Too bad it's starting to come apart at the seams though.

The Cheeseführer will end up on Venus when he dies, provided we can find a spacecraft strong enough to lift his lardass out of Earth's gravity well. Normally people are judged over the course of their entire lives, but for this retard he's already met the criteria in just 32 years. His fate is sealed.

All right then, so what are we going to do about the Jews?

-unyuns silent- -unyuns roast onion- -unyuns enough to share- -unyuns everyonion-

S'mores for unyuns

 

[unyuns]

All right then, so what are we going to do about the Jews?

S'mores for unyuns

unyuns special smmore!
1. garlics bread
2. roast garlics smear spread make yourself to taste best!
3. chive
4. meat choice of you
5. sandwich
6. eat to avail!

 

[kiwifails]

Sounds delicious tbh

 

[Gargamel]

All right then, so what are we going to do about the Jews?

So, the problem isn't the Jews per se, but rather the Zionists. We had our best chance at destroying the Zionists in the early 1940s, but we put too much faith in Adolf and he let us down. Me and Azrael have talked about it at length, and there's basically no way we can destroy Israel on our own and get away with it at this point. We're hopeful for a perfect storm of Arab aggression, and we're looking for our chance to infiltrate a suitable Muslim country and make it happen.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

it's nice to meet you and welcome..
this place has been nice to me ever since I joined & I met some really interesting people.
i like the basics, food, movies and casual chat about just about anything.. here to see the friends that i make along the way.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

For anyone new just be careful going through my posts.

i'm always thinking about wanting to try sweet & sour cow pussy..

 

[kiwifails]

So, the problem isn't the Jews per se, but rather the Zionists. We had our best chance at destroying the Zionists in the early 1940s, but we put too much faith in Adolf and he let us down. Me and Azrael have talked about it at length, and there's basically no way we can destroy Israel on our own and get away with it at this point. We're hopeful for a perfect storm of Arab aggression, and we're looking for our chance to infiltrate a suitable Muslim country and make it happen.

All well and good, however, but let's get real - how does this help you fulfill your life's destiny and catch those pesky Smurfs that you can turn into gold? Wouldn't that help provide you with money you for Zionist issue? I mean, priorities, my friend!

 

[kiwifails]

it's nice to meet you and welcome..
this place has been nice to me ever since I joined & I met some really interesting people.
i like the basics, food, movies and casual chat about just about anything.. here to see the friends that i make along the way.

Thanks so much! It's a pleasure to meet you, Kiwi Kitty. I've felt really comfortable here, and it's been great meeting people like you who are so warm and inviting. So, what about you - what are some of your favorite movies? As for me, one of mine is...

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

Thanks so much! It's a pleasure to meet you, Kiwi Kitty. I've felt really comfortable here, and it's been great meeting people like you who are so warm and inviting. So, what about you - what are some of your favorite movies? As for me, one of mine is...

i'm glad you've been enjoying your stay..
my pfp and banner come from what i would say to be one of my more favorite films red eye.
i don't watch too many newer films but some of the classics are nice, i've never seen the adventures of chatran before..

 

[Gargamel]

All well and good, however, but let's get real - how does this help you fulfill your life's destiny and catch those pesky Smurfs that you can turn into gold? Wouldn't that help provide you with money you for Zionist issue? I mean, priorities, my friend!

Catching smurfs is old hat, from the days before Papa Smurf's demise. We have a smurf concentration camp where we work them till they're too old. Being little communists they work hard and don't question. After that it's off to the gas chamber, into which Azrael injects Zyklon-C which does the killing. Then I turn the dead smurfs into gold. You can turn a living smurf into gold but it takes a lot more energy, and besides Azrael loves gassing shit. Smurf breeding is surprisingly easy, they multiply like rabbits. The whole operation is basically an infinite gold machine.

 

[kiwifails]

i'm glad you've been enjoying your stay..
my pfp and banner come from what i would say to be one of my more favorite films red eye.
i don't watch too many newer films but some of the classics are nice, i've never seen the adventures of chatran before..

Yeah, I've seen this movie - it's really good, a nice suspense thriller. That movie is 'The Adventures of Milo and Otis,' however, it's the Japanese version that's a bit more obscure. Are there some classics that you're really fond of? I like to go to some of those Fathom Events and see things like 'Gone with the Wind' or 'Casablanca,' just to kind of get a feel for classic cinema.

Catching smurfs is old hat, from the days before Papa Smurf's demise. We have a smurf concentration camp where we work them till they're too old. Being little communists they work hard and don't question. After that it's off to the gas chamber, into which Azrael injects Zyklon-C which does the killing. Then I turn the dead smurfs into gold. You can turn a living smurf into gold but it takes a lot more energy, and besides Azrael loves gassing shit. Smurf breeding is surprisingly easy, they multiply like rabbits. The whole operation is basically an infinite gold machine.

I'd like to feel pity for the little blue bastards however,

Even with all that infinite gold you still can't take care of the Zionist Illuminati lizard people cult that rules over us