Spoony Deathwatch - Is [x] the year he finally does it?

[Don't Get Emliminated!]

With 2020 coming to a close and hope tumbling further and further away from Noah, how does 2021 look? After titsApril left him I wasn't so sure he was going to make it much longer but the fucker proved me wrong. The man has a surprising drive to cling to life despite having a few dozen Patreon subscribers that don't know how to disable auto-renew.

I think COVID is a trap. He's not going to go out during a global pandemic. So I'm thinking Spoony survives 2021. But 2022 might be the year.

 

[ManateeHunter]

With 2020 coming to a close and hope tumbling further and further away from Noah, how does 2021 look? After titsApril left him I wasn't so sure he was going to make it much longer but the fucker proved me wrong. The man has a surprising drive to cling to life despite having a few dozen Patreon subscribers that don't know how to disable auto-renew.

I think COVID is a trap. He's not going to go out during a global pandemic. So I'm thinking Spoony survives 2021. But 2022 might be the year.

Spoony doesn't have a drive to cling to life, he just lacks the balls to end it on his terms. You could leave him on a desert island with a knife, noose, gun, and copious amounts of sleeping pills and yet his cause of death would most definitely be starvation.

 

[Costumary Quail]

Spoony will never find the sweet embrace of death. He'll turn into a lich and continue to haunt us with his self-obsessed whining for the rest of eternity.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Spoony isn't going anywhere and WuFlu isn't going to affect him. This is the same guy that's already been inflicted with much worse shit and still survives.

 

[naught]

No, he'll be on Twitter forever.