Africa (Except MENA) Pidgin is retarded thread

[Crimson Fucker]

January 2024: All di kidnapping, attacks by gunmen across Nigeria inside first week of di new year - BBC News Pidgin

Even Nigeria Federal Capital Territory no dey safe from gunmen attacks for di year wey just dey start.

www.bbc.com

 

[Busty O'Queef]

Pidgin has been a thing for a long time

 

[Crimson Fucker]

But does it really have to exist? They didn't do a very good job making it. It really just looks like they did speech to text on an African with a heavy accent. Reminds me of pig Latin with how useless it is. It looks like how I would type if I were trying to mock Africans, only I would add a few ooga booga unga bungas and poo poo pee pee doo doo wee wees in there somewhere.

 

[Jetstream Sharpe]

But does it really have to exist? They didn't do a very good job making it. It really just looks like they did speech to text on an African with a heavy accent. Reminds me of pig Latin with how useless it is. It looks like how I would type if I were trying to mock Africans, only I would add a few ooga booga unga bungas and poo poo pee pee doo doo wee wees in there somewhere.

It has different grammatical rules than English. Hell, it's not even in the same language family

 

[Crimson Fucker]

It's just broken bad English spelled with a thick accent and butchered into something that looks like what I would type if i am trying to be offensive. It looks like how people would type doing the we wuz kangz meme fused with knuckles Uganda. It's English spelled phonetically to the accent they have.

"Di new year, 2024, dey barely one week old, but inside dat seven days, gunmen don kill about 30 pipo and kidnap more dan 80 odas as insecurity kontinu to rise for several states across Nigeria."

Do yew no di wey? I will show yew did wey. Yew must drink da pee pee poo watah to see da ansesta. We wuz kangz.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Now just imagine all these being read by Ugandan knuckles.

I love how these just get more unhinged like an actual shitpost copypasta.

 

[Busty O'Queef]

Imagine getting mad because you can't read pidgin! NGMI

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I can read it perfectly fine since it's just broken English with a phonetic spelling of an accent. That's why there is multiple forms of it. I just find it absurd because it's something I do all the time to troll being used to write news articles. I should see how much pay they give for writing normal articles in we wuz kangz speak.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Nigeria destroyed dey 2.5 tons of di seized elephant tusks worth $11.2 million on Tuesday as part of di campaign to curb dey wildlife trafficking.

“Wi are proud to be at di forefront of di fight against di illegal ivory trade. Today’s ivory crushing is dey symbol of Nigeria’s unwavering kommitment to wildlife conservation and di protection of our natural heritage,” said Isiak Salako, Minister of State for Environment.

Salako said his country has a firm stance on di illegal trade dat threatens di existence of elephants, calling on di world community to cooperate with dem.

He said di powder from di crushed tusks would be used to build a symbolic national park monument in di country’s capital.

Nigeria is fighting di illegal collection of elephant tusks. Di country was suspended from CITES in 1989 due to di rise of illegal wildlife trade and poor enforcement of conservation regulations. Di suspension was lifted in 2011.

CITES is a legally binding multilateral treaty dat aims to protect endangered plants and animals from di threats of international trade, AA writes.

Dey show us di wey.

Ivory worth more than 11 Million Dollars destroyed in Nigeria - Sarajevo Times

Nigeria destroyed 2.5 tons of seized elephant tusks worth $11.2 million on Tuesday as part of a campaign to curb wildlife trafficking. “We are proud to be at the forefront of the fight against the illegal ivory trade. Today’s ivory crushing is a symbol of Nigeria’s unwavering commitment to...

sarajevotimes.com

 

[polonium]

It's best ones are where there's a bunch of regular English words that don't translate to pidgin, I like to imagine someone reading the whole thing out in a thick african accent except that part, which comes out in pure BBC newsreader.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

That's exactly how I was imagining it.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Di reason why your poo no wan flush fit be sake of gas for your belle - BBC News Pidgin

Kannan believe say di ansa to di poo wahala fit show interesting tins about wetin dey happun inside our belle.

www.bbc.com

Ethiopia drought: Hunger don kill ova fifty pipo for Ethiopia Tigray and Amhara regions - BBC News Pidgin

Di US and UN pause humanitarian aid for di East African kontri afta allegations of theft.

www.bbc.com

Hawaii fires: Wetin cause wildfires wey don kill 36 pipo for Maui - BBC News Pidgin

Di fire don also destroy businesses around Lahaina, and one senior education official say dem dey prepareto lose one elementary school for di city wey dey one hundred years old.

www.bbc.com

 

[Autischen]

da pipo eat da poo poo drink da pee pee

 

[Dindu Nuffin]

Pidgin language be retarded, nobody can feel me? Dis thug have ta use er translator ta try ta figure dat shit out.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Bleach, lizard poo and oda dangerous tins pipo dey use to get high - BBC News Pidgin

National Drug Law Enforcement Agency for Nigeria say e get some kain dangerous tins pipo dey use to get high, wey no dey banned.

www.bbc.com

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Ernest Bai Koroma: Sierra Leone former president don land for Nigeria for medical care - BBC News Pidgin

Most pipo believe say Nigeria and di Sierra Leone goments reach one deal wey allow am go exile.

www.bbc.com

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Owo shooting: 'Dem blow my papa head open' - Worshiper remember horror of Owo church attack 10 months afta - BBC News Pidgin

Worship activities resume for di St Francis Xervier Catholic Church Owo on Easter Sunday.

www.bbc.com

The owo part got me. Makes me think of some format of the owo meme like "owo *notices church shooting* what's this?" or something.

 

[paintingatree]

Pidginator Translator ― LingoJam

lingojam.com

Works like magic.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Now I'm going to try this with other random shit.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Needs work maybe

We're no strangers to love
you sabi di rules and so do i (do i)
a full commitment's wetin i'm thinking for
you wouldn't get dis from any oda bobo
i juss wanna tell you how i'm feeling
gotta mek you
lai lai gonna find you up
lai lai gonna make you down
lai lai gonna run dey and desert you
lai lai gonna mek you cry
lai lai gonna tok goodbye
lai lai gonna tell a lai and injure you
we've sabi each oda for so long
ya heart's been aching, but you're too shy to tok it (say it)
for inside, we both sabi wetin's been go on (going on top)
we sabi di game and we're gonna play it
and if you ask me how i'm feeling
no tell me you're too blind to sight
lai lai gonna find you up
lai lai gonna make you down
lai lai gonna run dey and desert you
lai lai gonna mek you cry
lai lai gonna tok goodbye
lai lai gonna tell a lai and injure you
lai lai gonna find you up
lai lai gonna make you down
lai lai gonna run dey and desert you
lai lai gonna mek you cry
lai lai gonna tok goodbye
lai lai gonna tell a lai and injure you
we've sabi each oda for so long
ya heart's been aching, but you're too shy to tok it (to tok it)
for inside, we both sabi wetin's been go on (going on top)
we sabi di game and we're gonna play it
i juss wanna tell you how i'm feeling
gotta mek you
lai lai gonna find you up
lai lai gonna make you down
lai lai gonna run dey and desert you
lai lai gonna mek you cry
lai lai gonna tok goodbye
lai lai gonna tell a lai and injure you
lai lai gonna find you up
lai lai gonna make you down
lai lai gonna run dey and desert you
lai lai gonna mek you cry
lai lai gonna tok goodbye
lai lai gonna tell a lai and injure you
lai lai gonna find you up
lai lai gonna make you down
lai lai gonna run dey and desert you
lai lai gonna mek you cry
lai lai gonna tok goodbye
lai lai gonna tell a lai and injure you