Merch Ideas and Rough Drafting

[Jack]

Can we get a t-shirt of two naked women on either side of the onion farms logo that says "no niggers"?

Just a suggestion.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt make me a mug that says Kiwifarmer Tears pls and thank

I guarantee I can do something better than him, unless the dysfunction is just better cuz duh

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Is this better?

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Can we get a t-shirt of two naked women on either side of the onion farms logo that says "no niggers"?

Just a suggestion.

No. I don't want anything that will get us suspended from Printify. We have a pretty good thing here. I did a little checking. Printify is also compatible with Paypal.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Is this better?

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No, the entire thing needs to be a transparent PNG except what goes on the shirt. I'll fix it tomorrow, I'm fucked off tonight

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Do goatse with an onion in the center of the anus.

 

[Jack]

No. I don't want anything that will get us suspended from Printify. We have a pretty good thing here. I did a little checking. Printify is also compatible with Paypal.

So I guess "Onion Farms: The best animal rapists this side of the Mississippi" is out of the question?

 

[polonium]

No. I don't want anything that will get us suspended from Printify. We have a pretty good thing here. I did a little checking. Printify is also compatible with Paypal.

What about "No fat chicks" then

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

What about "No fat chicks" then

No. I know this is a dick move but I don't want to "push the envelope" insofar as printify is concerned. Poking fun at Kiwifarms is probably okay as long as we don't turn into a "kiwifarms" from Printify's perspective.

 

[Jack]

No. I know this is a dick move but I don't want to "push the envelope" insofar as printify is concerned. Poking fun at Kiwifarms is probably okay as long as we don't turn into a "kiwifarms" from Printify's perspective.

Personal opinion I don't even think we should acknowledge those chicken shits at KF. We are doing our own thing... Why do we need to harp on them?

 

[Jack]

Low effort transparent layer attempt. Could probably cartoonify her and place the facial features like what with that Hank Hill one if you wanted
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@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt can we get a Hathaway onion shirt or is that too on the nose for copyright?

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Personal opinion I don't even think we should acknowledge those chicken shits at KF. We are doing our own thing... Why do we need to harp on them?

Well... because Joshua Moon and the Kiwifarms is our biggest draw and the overwhelming majority of the people here are from the Kiwifarms community. We are already, doing our own thing. You bring up a good point. However if you are looking to culturally distance ourselves from kiwifarms, that is going to depend on the degree of interest in alternate threads and the success we have in attracting new people from outside the KF Community.

 

[Jack]

Well... because Joshua Moon and the Kiwifarms is our biggest draw and the overwhelming majority of the people here are from the Kiwifarms community. We are already, doing our own thing. You bring up a good point. However if you are looking to culturally distance ourselves from kiwifarms, that is going to depend on the degree of interest in alternate threads and the success we have in attracting new people from outside the KF Community.

I understand that I'm relatively new here, but in my humble opinion I think that our connection to Nulls gay site should start and end with "we are the bullies that were too cruel for Kiwi Farms"

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I understand that I'm relatively new here, but in my humble opinion I think that our connection to Nulls gay site should start and end with "we are the bullies that were too cruel for Kiwi Farms"

We will gradually distance ourselves.

 

[Jack]

We will gradually distance ourselves.

Hell yea. I'm all for that, bro!

 

[Slaughter]

Making fun of Kiwis opens the market to people who will spend money just to shit on KF. But overdoing it isn't fun either. Just enough of a jab at their expense, enough to make even basic bitches consider purchasing just because the design is decent and the message is funny.

 

[polonium]

Well... because Joshua Moon and the Kiwifarms is our biggest draw and the overwhelming majority of the people here are from the Kiwifarms community. We are already, doing our own thing. You bring up a good point. However if you are looking to culturally distance ourselves from kiwifarms, that is going to depend on the degree of interest in alternate threads and the success we have in attracting new people from outside the KF Community.

Have the news and general discussion here not separate

 

[Jack]

Making fun of Kiwis opens the market to people who will spend money just to shit on KF. But overdoing it isn't fun either. Just enough of a jab at their expense, enough to make even basic bitches consider purchasing just because the design is decent and the message is funny.

I could go for it if it was a subtle job like "onions taste better than kiwis" or something for that effect. But I honestly don't think we should stroke Nulls ego by making merchandise about how much we hate him.

Also on an unrelated note my shirt is due to arrive on April 30th so @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt you really went with a company that ships their shit QUICK!

 

[Jack]

Making fun of Kiwis opens the market to people who will spend money just to shit on KF. But overdoing it isn't fun either. Just enough of a jab at their expense, enough to make even basic bitches consider purchasing just because the design is decent and the message is funny.

I double posted the same thing on accident.

Have some Hathaway

 

[Jack]

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This design is tighter than a freshman prom date.