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Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky
- Thread starter SIGBUS
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god you .org faggots are the worst
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I don't understand how a tryhard like SIG could attract such low effort retards the way he did.
What's up Karl? How are you processing the information that your only friends in this world were a bunch of losers literally grooming a little kid into maintaining a stalking website? Isn't that depressing?
Karl's new friends are winning at life just as much!
Go back to the Kiwi farms porncow thread, you fit right in with the guys who openly share they watch dogfucking videos and pay 20 year olds to have sex with them, 54 year old (if we are being very charitable to you) autistic trainwreck.
Nobody has employees when they're 18 so let's be real, you're probably closer to 60 or over. How horrifying.
the depressing part is when you realize cjocker was the most competent one.
i dont believe you and the lolcow.org posters are anything but fellow terminally online shitposters and the fact you lot like to act as if you arent is gay af.
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He admitted he wants to fuck me on lolcow.org and he's expressed before that he really wants me to be nice to him. He's severely emotionally immature so he can't reconcile those feelings with the fact I genuinely view him as a freakshow of degeneracy and maladjusted thoughts and wouldn't be aware of his existence if he didn't catalogue everything about me while also being a horrifyingly racist sex pervert. So instead of being a grown man and going away he's devoted to following me site to site, turning every interaction with me into a carnival exhibit of what a fucked up loser he is, posting weird photoshops of me he made, and pretending the attention from other men who are equally as fucked in the head and lonely and misogynistic is actually making him happy and he enjoys this.
He's as addicted to this as SIG was to hanging out with children and getting FBI visits.
There's a detectable trend here with losers who call me mentally ill getting visited by cops.
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you're so mature for your age"
sig what the fuck man. did cj fuck with you or something? there's no way you can be this dumb to repeat the same exact mistake from two years ago. i don't care how based or not baiting the feds is to you or i, but it was all for nothing at the cost of your own forum you main in. you ruined it for not just everyone but yourself too.
as for the grave shit, maybe you shouldn't have stirred up the hive. you do realize you could've just not have been a retard online and not get documented by losers online like us or KF? you're in your late 30s, so you should've but of course you'd never understand it, that's why you are and will always be a lolcow.
so congrats? do enjoy this short power trip you got in your head, taking down a practically dead forum.
It should be noted Vex was the one who reported SIG the first time, as a joke according to him. He didn't expect the feds to actually respond to it.
literally all lolcow was is a bunch of prolific shitposters and wannabe thread OPs. i highly doubt anyone has actual rightwing extremist views as most of the shit we say is meant to be absurd for shock value or bait or some shit. same deal with sig except his post went too far to where feds actually had to look into it, regardless of being factual or not.
as for the grave shit, maybe you shouldn't have stirred up the hive. you do realize you could've just not have been a retard online and not get documented by losers online like us or KF? you're in your late 30s, so you should've but of course you'd never understand it, that's why you are and will always be a lolcow.
so congrats? do enjoy this short power trip you got in your head, taking down a practically dead forum.
you are literally punishing yourself by choosing to come here and engage with him on this dumpster fire website instead of going to KF or like. doing anything else with your life at all. I know you're in hormonal withdrawals from not getting your daily verbal lashings but come ON why ONIONFARMS of all the fucking places
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Said the person who also doesn't need to post here.
yeah true but mostly I'm trying to nudge Ashley into coming back to KF. baby we made a whole new chatroom for you to play in
Rez
Ladmin
how she gonna do that if she cant make socks?
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no