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Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky
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Another bizarre response from one of the most stunted and socially awkward idiots I've ever encountered, who could have seen this coming
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Retired Staff
Cringe... I though Ashley was supposed to be the lolcow,
nobody has a sense of humor anymore :(
They can't figure out anything that's actually wrong with me or makes me a lolcow so the thread about me on KF is just dozens of pages of psychotic retards from stormfront-esque sites calling me fat and obsessively posting photoshops of me. Because they're socially normal and I am the lolcow, you see.
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your comment wasn't funny.
There's a guy in there who lost his marriage because he was abusive to his wife too. Weird how a guy who insults random women on the internet would turn out to be a domestic abuser. I'm the dang lolcow!
Like do you honestly think some adult male who logs into my thread every day to fabricate some weird misogynistic slander is stopping with just me
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Why the hell is this an Ashley slapfight? I just want to find out if SIG is in Gitmo or whatever. He's not counting socks, so things feel wrong.
Fyi I didn't call the ICE dipshit to "complain", I called her to let her know that she traded her soul for a shitty desk job. I told her that she is loathed by anyone who would be close to her and that when she finally dies she leaves nothing but a stain behind, because making actual threats is a stupid idea and will get you visited by authorities as your dumber friends already know. Her little insect brain was baffled because she didn't usually get hate calls that dissect her wretched, useless life with surgical precision like that so that was her psychotic response to me.
if someone wants to make an Ashley containment thread feel free, I'm too lazy
Her response was insane and shows that it shook her, yeah. She probably thought about that shit all week.
The only woman who'd work for border patrol is some crusty pussied pathological narc who abuses her own kids, so I zeroed in on her kids being estranged from her
TheChattanoogaAshleyJank
Hi Ashley I'm still impersonating you and I still have your address in my banner. Why are you still allowing me to do this?
An Onion Among Onions
Why yes, this is what we're planning.
again: you got one over on one singular phone bank worker instead of doing anything constructive. people were going to ICE sites and blockading access, protesting, playing music, etc. why do you think harassing one startled phone flunky did any good for any kid in a cage? none of the people actually being hurt even know you exist lol
Excellent point, I greatly respect the older anarchist who went to one of these places to do physical damage to the building and got shot. On another level I also think his death was a waste because the institution persisted and will persist because capitalism creates an unnecessary scarcity of jobs and necessitates creating an underclass of superfluous castoffs like the homeless and immigrants. So protesting or attacking a single head of the hydra doesn't work, whether it's for this or cops or the military, they're all there as long as the system is there. But one fun, cathartic thing you can do amidst all this depressing reality is call some loser creep who logs snitch tips on the poorest and most vulnerable people in this country, who at the time were terrified their little kids would be brutalized by the state, and make her feel like you shit inside of her heart for the rest of the afternoon.
Another thing is I'm too smart to get lectured by some psycho bitch who thinks this is a normal thing for anyone to express, and will never do anything positive for anyone else as long as she's alive.