Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip

[Time 4 Guillotines]

claims she would never ever be attracted to a man

One of the BP chicks asked if she was lesbian once and she reluctantly admitted she's not. If it was a man I doubt he'd resist the urge to RP as a lesbian since it would maximize the potential lulz, plus noods

 

[youthful_ shannel]

I'm still convinced that she's an unknown woman but if it's anyone socking, it'd have to be someone like Dyn. Null is too belligerent to pull a long-con, especially one where people are able to criticize him.

Some bitches are anti-horny. Would make sense if she was generally frigid, seeing as Josh has a b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ dick that only gets hard for catboys.

I'm not asking this in a mean way, I genuinely want to know; have you ever met a fag?

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I'm not asking this in a mean way, I genuinely want to know; have you ever met a fag?

Yes, I've known a few

 

[GuntChatRegular2]

I'm not asking this in a mean way, I genuinely want to know; have you ever met a fag?

Fags are perma-horny and talk about sucking cocks constantly, see Catler as example. They don't pretend to be prude homophobic women on the Internet.

 

[youthful_ shannel]

Fags are perma-horny and talk about sucking cocks constantly, see Catler as example. They don't pretend to be prude homophobic women on the Internet.

Fags will literally do anything for attention.

 

[KampungBoy]

Fags will literally do anything for attention.

Lidl does remind me of bryan dunn at times

 

[polonium]

If you haven't caught on yet that Lidl's "opinions" are all over the top in order to be extra inflammatory and bait people into getting upset about them, then you really must be autistic. She has been doing the "women are ALL good little angels who never do nothing and men are ALL evil rapists who murder women all day" thing forever. It's very obvious bait and you need to stop taking it. She is very similar to Dynastia in that way that she will throw out contrarian opinions just to upset people and she doesn't actually believe what she's saying, she's just trying to rile people up and start a debate. She plays up the man hater character a lot, claims she would never ever be attracted to a man (obvious bullshit since she simps super hard for Null) would never date a man because it's "embarrassing" and thinks all men are ugly blahblah.

Interesting theory. There's the whole man disrespecter/woman respecter custom title that they each have, very ying and yang

 

[Gargamel]

Fags are perma-horny and talk about sucking cocks constantly, see Catler as example. They don't pretend to be prude homophobic women on the Internet.

@Meowsolini, is this true?

 

[kiwifails]

Yes homosexual men tend to be very promiscuous. This is why the AIDS epidemic was so serious amongst homosexuals.

 

[Gargamel]

Yes homosexual men tend to be very promiscuous. This is why the AIDS epidemic was so serious amongst homosexuals.

Not to mention they're seemingly incapable of monogamy. Cheating is extremely common with gay men.

 

[kiwifails]

Not to mention they're seemingly incapable of monogamy. Cheating is extremely common with gay men.

That's why I thought that one person was posting cope. Most gay men fuck like rabbits.

 

[polonium]

The trick is to find someone who loves and respects you and spend your lives together, then you can bone like wild animals all the time guilt free

 

[Gargamel]

The trick is to find someone who loves and respects you and spend your lives together,

Until he cheats on you, and gives you chlamydia.

 

[polonium]

Until he cheats on you, and gives you chlamydia.

I'm sorry to hear that everyone you know is an faggot. I trust my husband.

 

[Gargamel]

an faggot

Is that like, an hero?

I'm sorry to hear that everyone you know is an faggot. I trust my husband.

Hey, if you scored a winner, you're the lucky one. Good for you.

Every single boy I've dated has been a fucking retard, a faggot in the 1st degree, or mentally ill.

 

[Chrysler Building]

Whenever I get windows into someone else's sex life I feel like that guy who missed his flight on 9/11. Good god yall

 

[kiwifails]

Whenever I get windows into someone else's sex life I feel like that guy who missed his flight on 9/11. Good god yall

I mean are you telling me you don't like to get freaky in a tub of jello with the misses?

 

[Chrysler Building]

I mean are you telling me you don't like to get freaky in a tub of jello with the misses?

Not in a tub of jello, she's outdoorsy

 

[polonium]

Not in a tub of jello, she's outdoorsy

Could be a hot tub just sayin'

Sex while camping is fucking intense

 

[kiwifails]

Not in a tub of jello, she's outdoorsy

Of course not that's how you get ants.