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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
Right? "Harassing" a livestreamer to play your meme game on a meme OS (bless Terry, but let's be real), and then bragging about it, is fucking gay, no two ways about it. (Pro-tip: If you ever find yourself thanking fucking ColonelJ, for anything, then you've messed up.)

It's actually something I've noticed a lot with certain subsections of the Kiwi Farms community. The Weeb Wars speds too (and that mongoloid Spectre_06 in particular) seem notorious about actually getting involved with the people/shit that they're "supposed to be" just watching and laughing about as unconcerned third party observers.
"You aren't allowed to interact with cows!11!!" unless you're Josh or one of his lackeys. I think its best for KF to have a hands-off approach, but shouldn't completely shun (good) trolling. Stupid fucks don't understand what "ween" actually means and think that its anyone who interacts with a cow, which it is not. A ween is a failtroll. Josh has gotten mad about this misunderstanding (Which is entirely his fault) and word filtered it for some time before just giving up completely.
The crappy rules are a manifestation of clique faggotry and "reputation", but at its core its really Josh being the narcissistic control freak he's always been. The "rule" about "backseat moderating" really should say "Only Josh (and his moderators which are extensions of Josh) can determine what's funny/a lolcow". If you're some young user who wants to step in and create a dox, or contribute to an ongoing effort, you will be discriminated against.
The most egregious abuse was Josh quite literally blackmailing someone for giving money to Chris. This isn't reporting extortionists who mentally, physically, and monetarily abused Chris to the FBI, but some random dude who gave chris $1,200. Insane!, and he'll dox you to if you do something he really doesn't like (He has publicly released user IPs and used them to aid in doxing previously. There are numerous cases of him doing this. The last time he referenced IP storage he said it was a month, but who knows what he's really doing behind the scenes. He kept them for 4 years at one point, so it should be common knowledge he doesn't give a shit about your privacy).
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I AM A MOD AND YOU WILL PAY ATTENTION TO ME
My two cents: there should be no "good/fav mod" and "bad mod". You really shouldn't even notice a mod's existence. The fact that anyone gives a shit is just pure faggotry promoting eceleb circlejerking. Paying these people any strong emotions just leads to shitty cults like @Niggo Mortensen was talking about.
 
I remember him being all pissy at the sweetie squad for messing with Tommy Tooter when he himself will interact with other cows like Peoples Populist Press and Godwinson if it's to get at Ralph who he pretends to not be mad at or not care what he says/does despite talking about him every other mati stream and still posts in his thread to this day despite being "done with him" last august.
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"You aren't allowed to interact with cows!11!!" unless you're Josh or one of his lackeys. I think its best for KF to have a hands-off approach, but shouldn't completely shun (good) trolling. Stupid fucks don't understand what "ween" actually means and think that its anyone who interacts with a cow, which it is not. A ween is a failtroll. Josh has gotten mad about this misunderstanding (Which is entirely his fault) and word filtered it for some time before just giving up completely.
The crappy rules are a manifestation of clique faggotry and "reputation", but at its core its really Josh being the narcissistic control freak he's always been. The "rule" about "backseat moderating" really should say "Only Josh (and his moderators which are extensions of Josh) can determine what's funny/a lolcow". If you're some young user who wants to step in and create a dox, or contribute to an ongoing effort, you will be discriminated against.
The most egregious abuse was Josh quite literally blackmailing someone for giving money to Chris. This isn't reporting extortionists who mentally, physically, and monetarily abused Chris to the FBI, but some random dude who gave chris $1,200. Insane!, and he'll dox you to if you do something he really doesn't like (He has publicly released user IPs and used them to aid in doxing previously. There are numerous cases of him doing this. The last time he referenced IP storage he said it was a month, but who knows what he's really doing behind the scenes. He kept them for 4 years at one point, so it should be common knowledge he doesn't give a shit about your privacy).
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Reminder that he also doxed a user over them reporting one of Chantal's sponsors or something like that.


And of course everyone kissed his ass for it in the form of stickers.
 
My issue is people of the site do that all the time to people they hate, pretend to and/or not dumb enough to brag about it publicly or else custodian in cheif Josh has to sweep it up because it's a defense of his site "we don't mess with cows we just observe." It's patently false with certain cows like Ethan Ralph or DSP where there are actual discord groups of users dedicated to messing with each who quite clearly use the site as a resource and all janitor Josh can day in defense is "Ralph you're inviting people to mess with you when you harass me/my site" which is entirely TRUE but it doesn't acknowledge that your users are engaging in the behavior you pretend to not endorse. Some guy doxed DSP's neighbors, for what only be to incur harassment, and then blamed DSP for him doing it.
 
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Yeah there used to be a public selfie thread that eventually got deleted once the site got bigger. Someone on Tumblr was reposting them as well.
The tumblr account in question is now deleted but an archive from 2015 with the pictures exists here.

Some of the pics are the same as in the sluthate thread which was already linked but others are new. Remember that the pictures were originally posted in 2013/2014 and quit a few members changed usernames or deleted their accounts. Satan with the hapa kid for example isn't the same Satan who sperged out about A&N until he was banned.
 
The tumblr account in question is now deleted but an archive from 2015 with the pictures exists here.

Some of the pics are the same as in the sluthate thread which was already linked but others are new. Remember that the pictures were originally posted in 2013/2014 and quit a few members changed usernames or deleted their accounts. Satan with the hapa kid for example isn't the same Satan who sperged out about A&N until he was banned.
I wonder what scam may Yellow Yam Scam (True & Honest Paypig) may be using here that isn't "technically illegal" (sure thing buddy) but has caused grief to the point it led to a divorce.
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"You aren't allowed to interact with cows!11!!" unless you're Josh or one of his lackeys. I think its best for KF to have a hands-off approach, but shouldn't completely shun (good) trolling. Stupid fucks don't understand what "ween" actually means and think that its anyone who interacts with a cow, which it is not. A ween is a failtroll. Josh has gotten mad about this misunderstanding (Which is entirely his fault) and word filtered it for some time before just giving up completely.
The crappy rules are a manifestation of clique faggotry and "reputation", but at its core its really Josh being the narcissistic control freak he's always been. The "rule" about "backseat moderating" really should say "Only Josh (and his moderators which are extensions of Josh) can determine what's funny/a lolcow". If you're some young user who wants to step in and create a dox, or contribute to an ongoing effort, you will be discriminated against.
The most egregious abuse was Josh quite literally blackmailing someone for giving money to Chris. This isn't reporting extortionists who mentally, physically, and monetarily abused Chris to the FBI, but some random dude who gave chris $1,200. Insane!, and he'll dox you to if you do something he really doesn't like (He has publicly released user IPs and used them to aid in doxing previously. There are numerous cases of him doing this. The last time he referenced IP storage he said it was a month, but who knows what he's really doing behind the scenes. He kept them for 4 years at one point, so it should be common knowledge he doesn't give a shit about your privacy).
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What does constitute "good trolling" that shouldn't be automatically "shunned and discarded".
Actually, let's talk about ethics in poking at lolcows.
 
What does constitute "good trolling" that shouldn't be automatically "shunned and discarded".
I don't see how you can make a hard and fast rule for this. The decision should definitely be made after the trolling is finished though, since the actual result is a pretty big factor in determining whether it was funny or not.
Actually, let's talk about ethics in poking at lolcows.
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Is it true Null got conned by some psycho thot into getting full admin by pretending she was getting him some 6 figure sysadmin job? Lmao
not exactly.

There was this one person who would post on KF using the screen name Ninja_Warrior. Ninja_Warrior would always talk about how they were 16 and a chick, and that she was rich because of the money her parents made flipping houses, and that they made her a manager of the business. She told null this and that they needed someone to do system administration, and that they would pay $100k. He believed this, and Ninja_Warrior led him on for months, eventually saying he failed the background check because of KF. Null totally bought this, going so far as to incorporate "I CAN'T MAKE $100K BECAUSE OF THIS SITE!!!" into some of his long whineposts. Eventually, Ninja_Warrior disappeared from the site completely.

At the same time, there was another user who was chased off the site. Their name was Sgt_Maul. Sgt_Maul was a user who said she was 15, and that she was a gymnast. She would talk about how she did competitions and stuff. Ninja_Warrior would bully Sgt_Maul in chat. Ninja_Warrior said she fished pictures of Sgt_Maul from her in exchange for foot pics because one was bi and the other was lesbian. People whined to Null about there being an underager on site and that Sgt_Maul should get mercybanned, so he pulled the trigger on her.

This was back in 2016, when discord was a new thing, but there were some users that used a server. Basically, just RonRay, Lasoona (not LagoonaBlue), Boe, and a few others. Sgt_Maul was in that server. When all the stuff was going on with Vordrak and Null shut the site down for a month, he re-directed everyone to the server run by RonRay. Oddly enough, Sgt_Maul was an admin of that server because Sgt_Maul was the only one who knew how to create bots for discord. This led to a ton of asshurt from Null, because he was super pissed about how the discord was being run by people other than him and they wouldn't let him get his way.

Anyhow, after KF went back online, most people just left the server or lurked, but the same core users who used it before, remained. They started noticing weird things about Sgt_Maul and eventually abandoned the server, moving to an even smaller sewing circle, but a few stayed. With total control over the server, Sgt_Maul started adding a bunch of younger kids to the server, turning it into a weird flophouse for queer kids. Sgt_Maul also started posting "selfies" and linking to their "DJ" mixes on soundcloud. The selfies looked like a completely different person than what she had shown before, and the kid looked younger. This led to some investigative Kiwis looking deeper into Sgt_Maul, and discovering this


So, long story short, Null got led on by an old pedo pretending to be a child, and believed that a kid could get him a job making over $100K. He also had that same pedo running the KF discord when the site was offline following the Vordrak incident.
 
I don't see how you can make a hard and fast rule for this. The decision should definitely be made after the trolling is finished though, since the actual result is a pretty big factor in determining whether it was funny or not.
Shoot first and ask question later, now, this is a policy I can fully support and endorse in this situation.
I remember him being all pissy at the sweetie squad for messing with Tommy Tooter when he himself will interact with other cows like Peoples Populist Press and Godwinson if it's to get at Ralph who he pretends to not be mad at or not care what he says/does despite talking about him every other mati stream and still posts in his thread to this day despite being "done with him" last august.
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Perfectably understandable, Jim buttlickers are as obnoxious as Jim himself is.
 
I wish it were full homo. I don't actually plan to stick around though, I'm pretty much done with anything Kiwi-related, it's not fun for me anymore.

I don't have much more to add except that I wasn't able to access the moderator board for the longest time because Null forgot to make it accessible to supervisors. Quality administration. (When I finally discovered it I also discovered all the Twinkie drama and decided to leak it because Twinkie and Null were acting like fags and I wasn't having fun with the site anymore. I was 100% expecting to get discovered and eat a ban, but neither happened so I just confessed. Still no ban though vOv)
Ah yes, the well-known foxdick farmer jadedness condition, Cosmo and some BP-adjacent former posters are a good example of this, both trannies and the TERFs of lolcow.farm eventually all exhibit this condition.

Hey attention whore with former troll derangement syndrome, remember that if the guilt and regret are too much to handle, you can always kill yourself to put an end to it, if you're not going to commit real suicide, at least continue going where you're going with this rationalization of your past behavior and commit e-suicide of this compartimentalised identity of yours.


Theres an onion farms discord? Sad!
I know right.
Attention-whoring "powerusers" need the dopamine their identity provided them with, as a tranny, I'm sure you can relate with that.
 
not exactly.

There was this one person who would post on KF using the screen name Ninja_Warrior. Ninja_Warrior would always talk about how they were 16 and a chick, and that she was rich because of the money her parents made flipping houses, and that they made her a manager of the business. She told null this and that they needed someone to do system administration, and that they would pay $100k. He believed this, and Ninja_Warrior led him on for months, eventually saying he failed the background check because of KF. Null totally bought this, going so far as to incorporate "I CAN'T MAKE $100K BECAUSE OF THIS SITE!!!" into some of his long whineposts. Eventually, Ninja_Warrior disappeared from the site completely.

At the same time, there was another user who was chased off the site. Their name was Sgt_Maul. Sgt_Maul was a user who said she was 15, and that she was a gymnast. She would talk about how she did competitions and stuff. Ninja_Warrior would bully Sgt_Maul in chat. Ninja_Warrior said she fished pictures of Sgt_Maul from her in exchange for foot pics because one was bi and the other was lesbian. People whined to Null about there being an underager on site and that Sgt_Maul should get mercybanned, so he pulled the trigger on her.

This was back in 2016, when discord was a new thing, but there were some users that used a server. Basically, just RonRay, Lasoona (not LagoonaBlue), Boe, and a few others. Sgt_Maul was in that server. When all the stuff was going on with Vordrak and Null shut the site down for a month, he re-directed everyone to the server run by RonRay. Oddly enough, Sgt_Maul was an admin of that server because Sgt_Maul was the only one who knew how to create bots for discord. This led to a ton of asshurt from Null, because he was super pissed about how the discord was being run by people other than him and they wouldn't let him get his way.

Anyhow, after KF went back online, most people just left the server or lurked, but the same core users who used it before, remained. They started noticing weird things about Sgt_Maul and eventually abandoned the server, moving to an even smaller sewing circle, but a few stayed. With total control over the server, Sgt_Maul started adding a bunch of younger kids to the server, turning it into a weird flophouse for queer kids. Sgt_Maul also started posting "selfies" and linking to their "DJ" mixes on soundcloud. The selfies looked like a completely different person than what she had shown before, and the kid looked younger. This led to some investigative Kiwis looking deeper into Sgt_Maul, and discovering this


So, long story short, Null got led on by an old pedo pretending to be a child, and believed that a kid could get him a job making over $100K. He also had that same pedo running the KF discord when the site was offline following the Vordrak incident.

This is an incredible story my friend! It has brought me much joy!
 
Ah yes, the well-known foxdick farmer jadedness condition, Cosmo and some BP-adjacent former posters are a good example of this, both trannies and the TERFs of lolcow.farm eventually all exhibit this condition.

Hey attention whore with former troll derangement syndrome, remember that if the guilt and regret are too much to handle, you can always kill yourself to put an end to it, if you're not going to commit real suicide, at least continue going where you're going with this rationalization of your past behavior and commit e-suicide of this compartimentalised identity of yours.



I know right.
Attention-whoring "powerusers" need the dopamine their identity provided them with, as a tranny, I'm sure you can relate with that.
Nigga you late.
 
not exactly.

There was this one person who would post on KF using the screen name Ninja_Warrior. Ninja_Warrior would always talk about how they were 16 and a chick, and that she was rich because of the money her parents made flipping houses, and that they made her a manager of the business. She told null this and that they needed someone to do system administration, and that they would pay $100k. He believed this, and Ninja_Warrior led him on for months, eventually saying he failed the background check because of KF. Null totally bought this, going so far as to incorporate "I CAN'T MAKE $100K BECAUSE OF THIS SITE!!!" into some of his long whineposts. Eventually, Ninja_Warrior disappeared from the site completely.

At the same time, there was another user who was chased off the site. Their name was Sgt_Maul. Sgt_Maul was a user who said she was 15, and that she was a gymnast. She would talk about how she did competitions and stuff. Ninja_Warrior would bully Sgt_Maul in chat. Ninja_Warrior said she fished pictures of Sgt_Maul from her in exchange for foot pics because one was bi and the other was lesbian. People whined to Null about there being an underager on site and that Sgt_Maul should get mercybanned, so he pulled the trigger on her.

This was back in 2016, when discord was a new thing, but there were some users that used a server. Basically, just RonRay, Lasoona (not LagoonaBlue), Boe, and a few others. Sgt_Maul was in that server. When all the stuff was going on with Vordrak and Null shut the site down for a month, he re-directed everyone to the server run by RonRay. Oddly enough, Sgt_Maul was an admin of that server because Sgt_Maul was the only one who knew how to create bots for discord. This led to a ton of asshurt from Null, because he was super pissed about how the discord was being run by people other than him and they wouldn't let him get his way.

Anyhow, after KF went back online, most people just left the server or lurked, but the same core users who used it before, remained. They started noticing weird things about Sgt_Maul and eventually abandoned the server, moving to an even smaller sewing circle, but a few stayed. With total control over the server, Sgt_Maul started adding a bunch of younger kids to the server, turning it into a weird flophouse for queer kids. Sgt_Maul also started posting "selfies" and linking to their "DJ" mixes on soundcloud. The selfies looked like a completely different person than what she had shown before, and the kid looked younger. This led to some investigative Kiwis looking deeper into Sgt_Maul, and discovering this


So, long story short, Null got led on by an old pedo pretending to be a child, and believed that a kid could get him a job making over $100K. He also had that same pedo running the KF discord when the site was offline following the Vordrak incident.
The hell is it with Discord and being a giant autistic drama magnent?
 
Late, but this is especially funny considering Chris turned against Null all because he refused to play along with his delusions about dimensions and cartoons. So I guess threatening to dox someone was all for naught.
 
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