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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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The new declines of Kiwifarms
kiwifails said:
Can you imagine the owner of any successful website or social media platform speaking to random users like this threatening to stomp their throats and nail gun them.
This guy is the very definition of My own worst enemy.
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You're mistaken if you think the users don't like it, because they love it. They're all mini-me versions of Null who would kill to have the power to call someone a dumb niggercattle and ban them if they reply back like he does.
 
ipreferpickles said:
My Earnest Opinions: Took offense to Odd Opossum saying modern life isn't bad and would go on rants about how he was far better of a person than Odd Opossum and how OO was a wagie. He also likes bragging about he hasn't jerked off for over 100 days.
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kiwifails said:
Can you imagine the owner of any successful website or social media platform speaking to random users like this threatening to stomp their throats and nail gun them.
This guy is the very definition of My own worst enemy.
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Yeah sort of: Lowtax used to also pretend that everyone he was having a titty-tantrum at was part of so.e secret cabal of users out to get him. He didn't used to accuse them of being on discord because by and large it wasn't such a thing but he did have his catlady adminstration headed by Fistgrrl scouring "off-sites" for evidence of wrongdoing against him.
 
ipreferpickles said:
You're mistaken if you think the users don't like it, because they love it. They're all mini-me versions of Null who would kill to have the power to call someone a dumb niggercattle and ban them if they reply back like he does.
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I'm quite well aware of this have you not seen how discussions go when they run counter to groupthink on any of the threads.
polonium said:
Yeah sort of: Lowtax used to also pretend that everyone he was having a titty-tantrum at was part of so.e secret cabal of users out to get him. He didn't used to accuse them of being on discord because by and large it wasn't such a thing but he did have his catlady adminstration headed by Fistgrrl scouring "off-sites" for evidence of wrongdoing against him.
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This seems to be a comman trait as null is guilty of this himself.
 
Where else are kiwis supposed to go?

I remember visiting this site during #dropkiwifarms and it seemed pretty dead, and kengle was making a big deal about how he's going to troon the site into some kind of celebrity gossip thing, like TMZ but in forum format. I remember thinking how shitty that sounds and how I'd probably be done with this genre if KF didn't come back up.

Over two years later, kengle is still talking about trooning out this site, except now it's going to be Nigerian TMZ instead of American TMZ. Not to mention the reputation (real or imagined, doesn't matter) kengle and this site have on Kiwi Farms. If I were a kiwi right now, I'm not sure if I'd give this site a go without being banned first. In fact, I'd probably be seriously considering leaving KF behind and never looking back, as I have done with other things like furry fandom.

As it happens the only reason I made an account here was to view the member list, because I was curious to know if Catler came here after abandoning his KF account. @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt inexpicably banned me at the account approval stage, and it was only by dumb luck that I had OF open in my browser and noticed I was no longer banned like a week later or something. Not sure why I started actually posting here, but I guess there is something interesting to me in dissecting the actions and motivations of people like @Null and Catler.

Mind you, I'm talking about people like me, of which I'm not the only one. I can't speak for the simps or the paypigs. They've probably got other reasons for sucking @Null's dick.
 
I still can't find anything good in that retarded "Ruben Sim derangement syndrome" thread. It would be fun to go after the Kiwis' favorite furry hater though
 
kiwifails said:
Outside of the parasocial properties of his podcast, I'm really at a loss for understanding its appeal. His voice is unpleasant, and he offers little in the way of content.
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When I was first getting into the kiwifarms lore I put some MATI old episodes on in the background while I did other things for a week or so. My boyfriend couldn't stand them and said "I can't listen to this fags voice anymore" and turned it off. At the time I didn't get it but now I see what he saw.
 
Gargamel said:
Where else are kiwis supposed to go?

I remember visiting this site during #dropkiwifarms and it seemed pretty dead, and kengle was making a big deal about how he's going to troon the site into some kind of celebrity gossip thing, like TMZ but in forum format. I remember thinking how shitty that sounds and how I'd probably be done with this genre if KF didn't come back up.

Over two years later, kengle is still talking about trooning out this site, except now it's going to be Nigerian TMZ instead of American TMZ. Not to mention the reputation (real or imagined, doesn't matter) kengle and this site have on Kiwi Farms. If I were a kiwi right now, I'm not sure if I'd give this site a go without being banned first. In fact, I'd probably be seriously considering leaving KF behind and never looking back, as I have done with other things like furry fandom.

As it happens the only reason I made an account here was to view the member list, because I was curious to know if Catler came here after abandoning his KF account. @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt inexpicably banned me at the account approval stage, and it was only by dumb luck that I had OF open in my browser and noticed I was no longer banned like a week later or something. Not sure why I started actually posting here, but I guess there is something interesting to me in dissecting the actions and motivations of people like @Null and Catler.

Mind you, I'm talking about people like me, of which I'm not the only one. I can't speak for the simps or the paypigs. They've probably got other reasons for sucking @Null's dick.
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@Gargamel I am not getting rid of the lolcow section. There is plenty of room for a Nigerian TMZ and a lolcow forum. I've made a promise that you would always have a chill place about your favorite lolcows. I've kept that promise. The purpose of diversifying is not to get rid of the lolcow section. It's to make sure we are not overly dependent on one section of the forum.
 
redoniblueoni said:
When I was first getting into the kiwifarms lore I put some MATI old episodes on in the background while I did other things for a week or so. My boyfriend couldn't stand them and said "I can't listen to this fags voice anymore" and turned it off. At the time I didn't get it but now I see what he saw.
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Your boyfriend was right. I used to fast forward through null's call-ins to the dick show and later I was talking with a friend who also listened to dick but who didn't know much about kiwi farms or null particularly but he used to fast forward through them too because he sounded like a whiny queer
 
redoniblueoni said:
When I was first getting into the kiwifarms lore I put some MATI old episodes on in the background while I did other things for a week or so. My boyfriend couldn't stand them and said "I can't listen to this fags voice anymore" and turned it off. At the time I didn't get it but now I see what he saw.
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My significant other attempted to listen to a few of his podcasts, but she found his voice grating. Specifically, she noted that his slow pace, combined with poor pronunciation and repetitive phrasing, made his speech impossible to pay attention to.
 
cosmic veteran said:
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yes, how about you start by kill yourself? if you ever get your fat ass in a eugenics-run society, you will be the first to be killed. you are literally the walking, talking, and breathing definition of a degenerate by eugenics's definition
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Why do I always get the impression that Null's insults are something that was said to him and really hurt him?
 
polonium said:
Yeah sort of: Lowtax used to also pretend that everyone he was having a titty-tantrum at was part of so.e secret cabal of users out to get him. He didn't used to accuse them of being on discord because by and large it wasn't such a thing but he did have his catlady adminstration headed by Fistgrrl scouring "off-sites" for evidence of wrongdoing against him.
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Null is almost certainly doing this on his youtube comments. They are trying to gunt guard for him but the amount of people he has pissed off lately is too big.
 
For me, it's not @Null's gay voice, poor choice of words, or inability to cohere. I mean these things aren't ideal. I can understand why people wouldn't bother for these reasons alone, and I admit I'd rather hear Metokur over @Null even back then. But I can usually at least follow his ramblings without issue. It's the bullshit claims he makes, and all the boring ass bullshit he talks about that I have a problem with. It's especially evident in the more recent streams, but I think it's always been there in one way or another.

When he banned me, there was a major perception shift, and all the things I hated about @Null came to the surface all at once, so now I find his ever shittier streams painful to listen to. I don't need a constant reminder of why I hate @Null, so I stopped listening.
 
Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt said:
@Gargamel I am not getting rid of the lolcow section. There is plenty of room for a Nigerian TMZ and a lolcow forum. I've made a promise that you would always have a chill place about your favorite lolcows. I've kept that promise. The purpose of diversifying is not to get rid of the lolcow section. It's to make sure we are not overly dependent on one section of the forum.
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This isn't what I read two years ago. It's good to know you're no longer planning to throw us away though. Look dude, I like you for the fact that you give a place for burned kiwis to go and tell their story, and to watch @Null's empire burn, and for the fact that you're not a 31 year old faggot from Florida. I'm just expressing my feelings for why some kiwis might not want to come here.

I don't feel like writing a wall of text about how this is a bad idea supported by my experience in sweeping a site that had two distinct communities who constantly fought each other. You'll just have to take my word for it.
 
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