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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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The new declines of Kiwifarms
Meowsolini said:
And they absolutely 100% can not stand when you're only there for the lolz and don't give a fuck about their retarded opinions/politics.
This is my number one complaint with KF and it's also why the site sucks so bloody much now, they think everything is srsbsns and no fun is allowed.
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It's the members of the personality cult that are like this. They've internalized all of Josh's bullshit and unironically think they're on a mission. KF is literally the last place you can say le epic nigger word, their forum is the modern Library of Alexandria where nothing but truth is stored, Josh is a hero and a martyr, it's imperative to give Josh money otherwise freedom is dead, etc. There's no room in their heads for fun since it's filled to the brim with bizarre shit like that.
Nektar Geist said:
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Chinese food. Star Anise is popular in Chinese Food (there used to be a craze for a Chinky Take Away, perhaps people don't like it anymore).
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Slow news day in schizo a-log land, huh?
You've truly owned duh kwiffar with this one
 
Fatatouille said:
It's the members of the personality cult that are like this. They've internalized all of Josh's bullshit and unironically think they're on a mission. KF is literally the last place you can say le epic nigger word, their forum is the modern Library of Alexandria where nothing but truth is stored, Josh is a hero and a martyr, it's imperative to give Josh money otherwise freedom is dead, etc. There's no room in their heads for fun since it's filled to the brim with bizarre shit like that.
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I've seen some call it "the most important site on the internet" and I'm just dumbfounded anyone could believe that. I seriously offended one Kiwi by even suggesting that all sites die and KF would too.
 
I was going through mass debates and found this cringe: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate...-problem-they-brought-upon-themselves.190019/

Normally this shit is just boring slapfights (the linked thread included) and I won't read it, but the powerleveling in the screenshot'd post is impressive and funny.
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Hey @Vibe_Lad, DM me for a good RP time ;)
 
Meowsolini said:
I've seen some call it "the most important site on the internet" and I'm just dumbfounded anyone could believe that.
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It's certainly one of the most entertaining but documenting and mocking weirdos isn't important by any measure
Meowsolini said:
I seriously offended one Kiwi by even suggesting that all sites die and KF would too.
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It's hilarious how uppity they get when you go against any of Josh's programming. As a collective, they're the biggest lolcow in the world. Either way, you're right that on a long enough timeline everything dies but I imagine their story will become similar to Encyclopedia Dramatica when Josh eventually bails. ED was once the internet boogieman but now they're a dead nigger wiki/forum that's barely more active than Onion Farms despite being in the game for 20 years.
I just hope we see the day that CrunkLord becomes the owner. His moderation policy in a nutshell:
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Fatatouille said:
I mean, BlowsBlax does indeed suck(tranny peckers). Is the implication here that Bigus doesn't get when he's doing an irony?
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I think it's a question of does Niggus actually hate bowblax for reasons he can properly articulate and expound on, or does he hate him because joshua said he was bad? What I read in that one post boils down to "he dumb" repeatedly, which is fine and everything but for such a visceral reaction it seems a little thin, y'know. Maybe Josh's programming skills are reflected in his cult followers too.
 
polonium said:
I think it's a question of does Niggus actually hate bowblax for reasons he can properly articulate and expound on, or does he hate him because joshua said he was bad? What I read in that one post boils down to "he dumb" repeatedly, which is fine and everything but for such a visceral reaction it seems a little thin, y'know. Maybe Josh's programming skills are reflected in his cult followers too.
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That's fair. I disliked him well before Josh said whatever due to his close relationship with Weenogay but of course bandwagon niggers have hopped on since they've been given the signal they're expected to also dislike someone
Chrysler Building said:
There's no way OO is a woman, he's never mentioned menstruation or chocolate.
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No, he definitely prefers pickles when the hormones are running high
 
polonium said:
I think it's a question of does Niggus actually hate bowblax for reasons he can properly articulate and expound on, or does he hate him because joshua said he was bad? What I read in that one post boils down to "he dumb" repeatedly, which is fine and everything but for such a visceral reaction it seems a little thin, y'know. Maybe Josh's programming skills are reflected in his cult followers too.
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le hivemind of kiwiniggers goes, b-b-b-b-b-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Kiwi see, kiwi do
In other words, they follow monkey feeder josh
 
Fatatouille said:
I mean, BlowsBlax does indeed suck(tranny peckers). Is the implication here that Bigus doesn't get when he's doing an irony?
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GalacticInnerwaysCashewPawns said:
le hivemind of kiwiniggers goes, b-b-b-b-b-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Kiwi see, kiwi do
In other words, they follow monkey feeder josh
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TheNotRealAsh said:
I agree with this opinion on Blowblaxdix.
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Josh, and Kiwifarms by extension, hate Bowblax for the very same things he gives Turkey Tom a pass for. And all Bowblax did was btfo Josh on Twitter.
 
thefrogninja said:
Josh, and Kiwifarms by extension, hate Bowblax for the very same things he gives Turkey Tom a pass for. And all Bowblax did was btfo Josh on Twitter.
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BlowsBlax is genuinely an unfunny faggot, but yes, if we boiling down thousands of people into a singular collective, they hate him because e-daddy had a bad day out there where he doesn't have the ban hammer.
But people who associate with Kinochet are cut from a similar cloth and that cloth needs to be burned as fast as an Israeli flag
 
R9KS said:
KF blown out kek

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Cool Pepe Silvia lines but what do you mean? It's a data mining operation, likely part of some nerd's master's thesis, that also allows you to connect to real people.
Only the femcels have been saying the lads are diving in for anything other than chuckle mining.
I have enough faith in the Kiwis to believe not more than 1:100 retards are actually going to shoot their shot on a site targeted at R9K losers.
There is literally no bigger loser on the online than a faggot that wastes their time catching brain rot from trannies, jannies, incels and femcels like the typical /robot/
 
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