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(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ Now that this thread is mine, feel free to chat with the real me, or don't, I don't really care one way or the other. For those wondering I was formerly "Kiwi Kitty" and was under everyone's nose the whole time this thread was being used against me for the lulz, I love internet tomfoolery myself. Thank you to those who were chill about the plot twist, this thread about me has been an entertaining and wild ride. ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
River Is A Slut

Fucking bitch ghosted me I'm so pissed off. Dude I can't believe I'm being ghosted holy fuck not again. I never in my life had romance literature sent to me. Here I was living a yandere dream but now it's all fucking gone. 2020s have become a whore kingdom. There are no angels anymore. Vagina walkers everywhere. Is this really a Rick & Morty episode? River is a stupid bitch. Maybe I should have did her like how Vicky's boyfriend did her for 8 years.


Bitch has me crying to punk music. I bet River was so hot. She would suck my dick on a nasty minute. I can't believe this shit my heart is so shattered. Fucking hate this shit dude. I never cheated. I never ghosted. I always respected. Here I am, a fucking punching bag, a person to be used. I really wanted to wake up with River next to me even tough I don't her real name. Would she have sex with me? Really beside myself, I don't know if I can do this podcast bro, I'm so fucking depressed. How can I show up to this and host the show if I'm always crying. Maybe if I boot up the Onion Podcast and cry maybe a girl will come along and pat my pity ass.

I might as well just burn the book she gave me too. I haven't dreamed of anything beautiful anyways. Now I'm being mocked by drummer for playing cyberpunk 2077. It's okay the discord server is very real. Drummer and her puppets will probably infiltrate it. Well if she dedicates this much to me, I think I might crush on her more. Even though she's a bitch for mocking me but it makes me blush. I kind of want to make her blush. We should go on a date in a video game or something. She should play as the monster chasing me since it turns me on. I know deep down she is troubled but so am I. She can play with my drum stick if you know what I mean.


Really, even though she has some dark secrets I know about, after our little meltdown years ago, I want her to be my girlfriend again. You see, no one knew we were dating and I kept it a secret for good reasons because she was suicidal at the time. But I have went through three women after her and something drummer had in her is pulling me back. I want to forgive her and I hope she forgives me about me making the bullying jokes. Yes she was bullied in school and I made fun of her about it after we broke up. I was angry that's why. But honestly we will sit in discord calls and talk about instruments, old music and our favorite video games.


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But my life is pathetic. Did you know, after me and and old friend fell out, Me and another used to be friend interrogated one of that persons friends for views? Yes, we dog piled him into thinking Kakes was an evil person that lied about everything. Someone on Onion Farms was trying to bribe me into looking the other way with bitcoin, not just that to pass on information regarding Kiwi. The night he told me about the lore with the gift cards, I wanted to tell him that they tried to pay me off with bitcoin to record his voice and pass it on but I didn't want to since he already had much things to already worry about. In the end, he accused me of creating three women from thin air, role playing as them and stalking Rise. Kiwi mentored me from the beginning when it came down to his experiences.


Our friendship was beyond the grave of expertise. When I would sit and listen to him go on and on about everyone, it wasn't that he hated anyone, he was very tired and stressed. But while I sat and listened, I was also having other people in my ear trying to get me to fuck with him and it wasn't in my heart to follow through. People were telling me his wife was biological dude, that she was over weight, I mean everything under the sun and I was just shaking my head. What I said does not compare to the garbage I was hearing. The only persons side I was on the whole side was him. He was very intelligent, wise, funny. When he showed me the videos he was making I would laugh so hard about it later. I guess when I own Onion Farms, maybe I need to be big papa, have the roles reverse so I can build him back up. I would offer him a good paying position to keep things in order but under my rules. He can run around and call me a Nazi or something but if and when the day comes where we sit around the round table to make a transfer of power, I would appoint him on a good position.



RIVER is still a slut.
 
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