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Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.
Public figures in internet culture that are predominately seen as part of the cowsphere community
I wonder how on earth he could have managed to obtain such a rarity.
All I'm saying is. I know that I have my balls. Dude I'm all for being an internet cowboy. This isn't it with this sad pussy boy shit. Like I said. The clown here is me. It's my job to dress up, put the fucking shoes on and be the rose toy. We will be in Direct Messages and she's begging me to draw up a story about domestically abusing her. I try not to. Kiwi over analyzed my relationship with Rose way too much. I never pulled a Kaine on her. The only thing I did was make her blush and smile. Not sit in a fucking discord chat all day beating off in hopes of getting nudes.
Bro. I even told Rose straight up today that the Cow Onesie she posted at the time made me jerk off like a maniac. Probably 10 times during that time. But I never spammed her direct messaged asking for nudes when I can just use my imagination to dream of slithering my way up in her. Now she wants me to slither up some of that troublesome pussy when she pimps me out some goth babes.
So what is there to really hide here? I have a book of secrets that Kiwi knows about to this day and I sat and contemplated giving him one of the secrets out of the book because I knew eventually Rose would find out and I knew eventually that secret would be abused one way or another. But see, Kiwi thought he was given some grand iceberg deep secret from my mystic book. That was one I've been keeping for almost 2 years and it was closer to the surface of the iceberg than the other ones. Dude was given a bag of candy and ran off with it and even Kiwi taught me some tricks to fool people.
What bro man doesn't know is the whole time everything was going down someone was telling me (and it wasn't jack) that the reason he was doing what he was doing was because he was on edge about life. They didn't get into the specifics of it but warned me that I shouldn't push his buttons. I did because I was going through a fucked up phase at the time and felt like writing walls of text about how worthless women are. But it still mind boggles me that he would take a pinch of sugar and implode the way he did. Dude doesn't even know the shit that goes on between me and Rose. We know so much about people on this forum it's scary. One person for instance was planning on sniping Kiwi from a distance by accusing him of being a Daniel puppet to ensure his administrator was taken away. I didn't want to mention this to Kiwi because I was afraid he would hunker down and lay down some strict protocols and such because he already had a lot on this plate. And this was way back before anything ever went down.
Kiwi thinks Jack is the asshole here. Kiwi thinks I'm some stalker. What Kiwi doesn't know is the inner circle wanting to find away to punch down on him to the point they would get banned and run to lounge 69 to have a better excuse to punch down on him even more. Now there's another secret he doesn't know about that I would have told him if he never did what he did. There's a reason why things happened in the orderly fashion that they did. Of course I won't say it out loud but we were pulling some strings with Ken. Rose came to me about how we could better handle the situation without us directly interacting with Kiwi. But we didn't expect Kiwi to accuse Ken of betraying him. That's why everything went to shit was because our string pulling failed in the end.
Bro. I even told Rose straight up today that the Cow Onesie she posted at the time made me jerk off like a maniac. Probably 10 times during that time. But I never spammed her direct messaged asking for nudes when I can just use my imagination to dream of slithering my way up in her. Now she wants me to slither up some of that troublesome pussy when she pimps me out some goth babes.
So what is there to really hide here? I have a book of secrets that Kiwi knows about to this day and I sat and contemplated giving him one of the secrets out of the book because I knew eventually Rose would find out and I knew eventually that secret would be abused one way or another. But see, Kiwi thought he was given some grand iceberg deep secret from my mystic book. That was one I've been keeping for almost 2 years and it was closer to the surface of the iceberg than the other ones. Dude was given a bag of candy and ran off with it and even Kiwi taught me some tricks to fool people.
What bro man doesn't know is the whole time everything was going down someone was telling me (and it wasn't jack) that the reason he was doing what he was doing was because he was on edge about life. They didn't get into the specifics of it but warned me that I shouldn't push his buttons. I did because I was going through a fucked up phase at the time and felt like writing walls of text about how worthless women are. But it still mind boggles me that he would take a pinch of sugar and implode the way he did. Dude doesn't even know the shit that goes on between me and Rose. We know so much about people on this forum it's scary. One person for instance was planning on sniping Kiwi from a distance by accusing him of being a Daniel puppet to ensure his administrator was taken away. I didn't want to mention this to Kiwi because I was afraid he would hunker down and lay down some strict protocols and such because he already had a lot on this plate. And this was way back before anything ever went down.
Kiwi thinks Jack is the asshole here. Kiwi thinks I'm some stalker. What Kiwi doesn't know is the inner circle wanting to find away to punch down on him to the point they would get banned and run to lounge 69 to have a better excuse to punch down on him even more. Now there's another secret he doesn't know about that I would have told him if he never did what he did. There's a reason why things happened in the orderly fashion that they did. Of course I won't say it out loud but we were pulling some strings with Ken. Rose came to me about how we could better handle the situation without us directly interacting with Kiwi. But we didn't expect Kiwi to accuse Ken of betraying him. That's why everything went to shit was because our string pulling failed in the end.
I wanna take a bad Japanese women and make good use of her.
Not wrong, it's been his online alias since we were both kids lmao.
Wouldn't say I was fantasizing more so just feeling like it's a shame that somebody I've known for so long can't befriend me and just wants my body and to be a flaming faggot when he could be so much better.
He never responded to me after making himself look like a retard by trying to dox my face when it's already been done and he somehow fumbled it and mistook me for some thot I posted about.
Which is weird because his overreaction was so public and off putting that everybody can make up their own minds about it. I told everybody not to fight my battles and that I was not asking them to pick sides and yet they still were like
what the fuck is wrong with him?He lost his cool and immediately went into "OH YEAH WELL I HAVE DIRT ON ALL OF YOU!!!" mode, and it unintentionally made him look like a bigger scumbag than anyone else on this forum has ever looked.
What made it even funnier is that he got sold a bag of lies for me and didn't remember what I've told everyone this entire time: you need to be telling at least three lies for every truth so nobody can figure out what's real and what's not. Never tell anybody 100% of anything.
Which is funny because I've never seen you exhibit any kind of stalker behavior. But trying to burn every post and message you made on Discord and on this forum, creeping on people's DMS and signing in as them, and threatening to dump every message, recording and DM of everyone is on some stalker shit.
I really have to thank kiwi. If it wasn't for his monumental freak out, I would have never have noticed how petty this shit between me and Gargamel was. He did the impossible, his tantrum mended fences between me and Gargamel
Tee hee.
Nobody fucked over Kiwifails harder than Kiwifails did. All he had to do was keep talking and he stooged himself out to everyone that saw it.
Better to get you one made in China
The only nice Japanese girls I've ever met are the ones that have been two generations Americanized.
Our family break up is something I have accepted a week after everything went down. Kiwi could very well be a Sociopath but it would be great for the brand because he will be someone to be wrangled before making an emotional decision. When he came to me with a problem sometimes he took my advice and he calmed down a bit. Now if only we had a psychopath on board we would have been a great family. Today for instance I was curious how I would respond to killing something innocent. A frog was in my garden as I was watering my flowers and I walked to it while I had a card board cutter in my pocket. I thought about slicing it apart but I felt very disturbed and empathetic toward a frog so I for sure couldn't kill an innocent human being. *Innocent*. But when it came to some of the motherfuckers that fucked me over. I turned my attention away from the frog and watered my flowers and seethed deeply as I gripped the hose hard as if it was the necks of these people. So I know I'm not a psychopath and I only act in fits of rage when the anger builds up after a long time so I'm not a sociopath. Regardless I could have advised Kiwi, and advised our psychopath buddy and Ken, CSO and whoever else had a competent council.
The world is cold. The internet is colder. I'm a sick fuck but I know what limits are. Vicky for example had a boyfriend that abused her for 8 fucking years. If a girl loved me so much I'd never lay a finger on her the wrong way and if I did I'd cry like a bitch about it and crawl to the women very weak and dead. When I said I'd back hand his wife it was because she was making fun of me and I responded with that low hanging fruit joke. I could have said something worse. And since Kiwi lurks like the queer he is instead of have a manly talk I was going to tell her "Are you pregnant or are those just rolls?" But I still said what I said.
Ken wants what he wants and I respect his wishes. But Ken needs to understand just because there was a long cool down period I still seethed in the dark in silence and have now developed an alternative perspective to my current one. If I become so out of touch with the Earth I will treat this as if it's the Steele Industry during the industrial revolution. I will step on toes and hope there's someone like kiwi, someone who is that psychopath and hopefully have my babes involved. I see so many door ways but they can't be opened because of the shit that went down.
The world is cold. The internet is colder. I'm a sick fuck but I know what limits are. Vicky for example had a boyfriend that abused her for 8 fucking years. If a girl loved me so much I'd never lay a finger on her the wrong way and if I did I'd cry like a bitch about it and crawl to the women very weak and dead. When I said I'd back hand his wife it was because she was making fun of me and I responded with that low hanging fruit joke. I could have said something worse. And since Kiwi lurks like the queer he is instead of have a manly talk I was going to tell her "Are you pregnant or are those just rolls?" But I still said what I said.
Ken wants what he wants and I respect his wishes. But Ken needs to understand just because there was a long cool down period I still seethed in the dark in silence and have now developed an alternative perspective to my current one. If I become so out of touch with the Earth I will treat this as if it's the Steele Industry during the industrial revolution. I will step on toes and hope there's someone like kiwi, someone who is that psychopath and hopefully have my babes involved. I see so many door ways but they can't be opened because of the shit that went down.
I didn't even have time to mourn the loss of (what I thought was) a good forum fren or even process what the fuck was going on like everybody else did. That dude came out of the corner swinging at me and I had no recourse but to put my arms up and just try to block until he gassed himself out.
Why he specifically zeroed in on me so hard is anybody's guess... and I have my theories but I'm not even going to speculate anymore. I really don't care about the guy. I could give a fiddler's fuck if he never comes back or comes back with moderator status.
Alls I know is the dude deleted our accounts in a fit of butthurt and he was creeping into people's DMs, so if he's given that kind of power again I'll just cross this forum off the list of forums that I play on because I'm not going to get deleted again when he throws a tantrum.
I like this sandbox and I like you guys but I'm not going to stay on the beach if that kid comes back with the ability to kick my sandcastle down again
I've said my piece.
Why he specifically zeroed in on me so hard is anybody's guess... and I have my theories but I'm not even going to speculate anymore. I really don't care about the guy. I could give a fiddler's fuck if he never comes back or comes back with moderator status.
Alls I know is the dude deleted our accounts in a fit of butthurt and he was creeping into people's DMs, so if he's given that kind of power again I'll just cross this forum off the list of forums that I play on because I'm not going to get deleted again when he throws a tantrum.
I like this sandbox and I like you guys but I'm not going to stay on the beach if that kid comes back with the ability to kick my sandcastle down again
I've said my piece.
I'm not going to get into the previous discussion simply because I just don't care enough and have nothing against anyone really for the most part and don't want this thread turning into a place to gossip about situations that are done and over with now, I feel like it won't really bring anything to the table because while I wanted to be friends with Kiwi I never actually knew Kiwi that well and don't really have much to say about everything that went down besides how sudden it all was when I thought we were all doing just fine, so really if anything everything that took place involving Kiwi just settled to confuse and upset me - but it's not really worth keeping the subject going considering he's not around anymore. I'm bothered by the things that occurred of course but I just feel like airing out the dirty laundry when everything has already been said and done won't progress anyone any further. This probably comes from a place inside myself where I just don't care in general to have any issues with anyone because I've always been a pretty neutral person in the grand scheme of things and don't want to have issues with anyone.
The other day I wanted to do a vlog - but I've just been mentally drained and haven't wanted to do shit, maybe I'm just burnt out in general with life but I've constantly been dealing with one thing after the next and will always fall short on the things that I actually want to do that would probably make me feel some level of meaning. Thinking about it though - my camera on my phone isn't the best for things like vlogs, so maybe if I bought myself a proper vlogging camera it could serve some purpose and give me something to work towards with daily content of my life, even if nobody actually gives a fuck I find something aesthetically pleasing about cute daily vlog videos.
I don't know why I did it, but I tried to reach out to Kaine again to see if him and I could talk about things but he basically made it clear that he won't talk to me unless I send him nudes, something he feels like I owe him so there's really not much more there to be discussed, I don't even know why he's watched over me since we were both kids when he only wants one thing from me and could quite literally get it from anywhere - there's plenty of other women who present themselves the way I do and would be willing to put out, so why me? There was more I wanted to milk out of him, but honestly it's just depressing because of how much of a sex pest he would make himself out to be. I guess last night I was reminiscing about Kaine because there's times where the dude can actually be a chill person to talk to about video-games and other topics but then he devalues himself by being a lustful retard with no thoughts other than wanting to stick his dick into something with a pulse.
>I don't know why I did it, but I tried to reach out to Kaine again to see if him and I could talk about things but he basically made it clear that he won't talk to me unless I send him nudes
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK XHES SO COOMBRAINED IT'S TOO FUNNY GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
Get a load of this nigger.
Well at least he's living up to his name.
He acts like a fed and he's a snitch trying to get people busted.
