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Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.
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Public figures in internet culture that are predominately seen as part of the cowsphere community
WrigleysNotThatExtra
Remarkable Onion
ok buddy
As a level 99 necromancer in Runescape, I think I have some level of qualified expertise in this area.
Here is to another day of no reply, three days of silence. No action just a long dreadful wait. Depression on my body lurks. The interest in her remains the same. Wondering, why? A wait game I always have to play. Yesterday, many times I checked. Yelling out loud that women are so complicated. Memories of how past ones tried to get over on me. Then how they attack Rose because of her ways. Innocence is all that she is. Some nights in bed I wished that I was her first lover. Too late now. A ship that has sailed away. Expressing my lonely days provokes insults without warning. Life has been unfair. You love. Bring as patch of flowers to the concrete, they just die. Porn addiction has altered my sexuality. Bondage & spontaneous anal is what comes into imagination. A little boy that used to laugh in a breeze of the ocean has withered away. Sometimes when a girl is in my vision, sexual acts arise in my fragile world. When I get home after that arousal, I masturbate. Lately, girls on the internet have been mean to me. I just get told to kill myself. Fear, resentment, longing for something lost is all that I am now.
Savannah was once a Rose herself. Yes, a flower and an innocent young girl. When she insults me, I feel her anger. Wrath is always my rebuke. Savannah was an egg in my clutch. In my room of a quiet night, I wonder why we became enemies. In the end we both were in the wrong. We became obsessed with Rose. Savannah was a troubled person and still is. So was another past lover of mine with blue eyes and silk skin. So was the one that told me eight days in of friendship, that there were no emotions involved. This girl though. She has a chance. I have another chance., and if she embraces me as I have her, then I will welcome her and perhaps she will befriend Rose too.
WrigleysNotThatExtra
Remarkable Onion
I'm literally just here to laugh at retards and you're one of them. I don't even really interact with timepace outside of this thread. No personal army here, I'm just an asshole that loves jumping in Internet slap fights without much context.
It's quiet... too quiet... when is he going to show up with a new bizarre fan fic?
WrigleysNotThatExtra
Remarkable Onion
it has been quiet
so uh
whats your thoughts on the arcane season 2 trailer, i thought it was pretty fire
You're a chink lol
The only people who should be concerned with your rage are unarmed White women,
WrigleysNotThatExtra
Remarkable Onion
Not a horrible looking young man by any means, you just gotta work on your personality my son.
Take this wisdom from a lifelong old grumpy asshole, the ladies don't like it when you talk about eating cereal out of their assholes.
Well... not until you marry them at least... I think that's what happens on honeymoons, I've never been married. Got a decent rod on me and I can eat pussy like I'm starving and it's the first food I've seen in week's, dont even get me started on my foreplay game. But I'm just so damn grumpy...
Wait what the fuck was I talking about?
Take this wisdom from a lifelong old grumpy asshole, the ladies don't like it when you talk about eating cereal out of their assholes.
Well... not until you marry them at least... I think that's what happens on honeymoons, I've never been married. Got a decent rod on me and I can eat pussy like I'm starving and it's the first food I've seen in week's, dont even get me started on my foreplay game. But I'm just so damn grumpy...
Wait what the fuck was I talking about?
He's cute.
See @AboutToBustOut ? Your days of being an incel are over. If you don't let the gay Jew savage your cheeks you're officially a volcel and have lost all street cred on r/hapas
Put him in a cock cage lmao
I'm 100% out of context posting this in random txt
Truly God has forsaken us...
Lmao
What color Chrysler do you want?
V6? V8? Straight four?
Is that a newer model? I prefer cars from the 50s through to the 80's myself.
I actually recently bought an old muscle car after decades of wanting one.
you really changed your pfp to your fucking face
is this some kind of high IQ play or something? cant wait when you start crying about being bullied and doxxed even more you are so retarded
He's such a fucking JABRONI.
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt can we PLEASE get a "lying sack of shit" sticker?
You'll be sorry. That's gonna be one kickass Chrysler
I'd rather have a bitchin Camaro
(Props to anyone who understood that reference without looking it up)
You're a silly Big Lizard you know that?