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(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ Now that this thread is mine, feel free to chat with the real me, or don't, I don't really care one way or the other. For those wondering I was formerly "Kiwi Kitty" and was under everyone's nose the whole time this thread was being used against me for the lulz, I love internet tomfoolery myself. Thank you to those who were chill about the plot twist, this thread about me has been an entertaining and wild ride. ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
River Is A Slut

Fucking bitch ghosted me I'm so pissed off. Dude I can't believe I'm being ghosted holy fuck not again. I never in my life had romance literature sent to me. Here I was living a yandere dream but now it's all fucking gone. 2020s have become a whore kingdom. There are no angels anymore. Vagina walkers everywhere. Is this really a Rick & Morty episode? River is a stupid bitch. Maybe I should have did her like how Vicky's boyfriend did her for 8 years.


Bitch has me crying to punk music. I bet River was so hot. She would suck my dick on a nasty minute. I can't believe this shit my heart is so shattered. Fucking hate this shit dude. I never cheated. I never ghosted. I always respected. Here I am, a fucking punching bag, a person to be used. I really wanted to wake up with River next to me even tough I don't her real name. Would she have sex with me? Really beside myself, I don't know if I can do this podcast bro, I'm so fucking depressed. How can I show up to this and host the show if I'm always crying. Maybe if I boot up the Onion Podcast and cry maybe a girl will come along and pat my pity ass.

I might as well just burn the book she gave me too. I haven't dreamed of anything beautiful anyways. Now I'm being mocked by drummer for playing cyberpunk 2077. It's okay the discord server is very real. Drummer and her puppets will probably infiltrate it. Well if she dedicates this much to me, I think I might crush on her more. Even though she's a bitch for mocking me but it makes me blush. I kind of want to make her blush. We should go on a date in a video game or something. She should play as the monster chasing me since it turns me on. I know deep down she is troubled but so am I. She can play with my drum stick if you know what I mean.


Really, even though she has some dark secrets I know about, after our little meltdown years ago, I want her to be my girlfriend again. You see, no one knew we were dating and I kept it a secret for good reasons because she was suicidal at the time. But I have went through three women after her and something drummer had in her is pulling me back. I want to forgive her and I hope she forgives me about me making the bullying jokes. Yes she was bullied in school and I made fun of her about it after we broke up. I was angry that's why. But honestly we will sit in discord calls and talk about instruments, old music and our favorite video games.


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But my life is pathetic. Did you know, after me and and old friend fell out, Me and another used to be friend interrogated one of that persons friends for views? Yes, we dog piled him into thinking Kakes was an evil person that lied about everything. Someone on Onion Farms was trying to bribe me into looking the other way with bitcoin, not just that to pass on information regarding Kiwi. The night he told me about the lore with the gift cards, I wanted to tell him that they tried to pay me off with bitcoin to record his voice and pass it on but I didn't want to since he already had much things to already worry about. In the end, he accused me of creating three women from thin air, role playing as them and stalking Rise. Kiwi mentored me from the beginning when it came down to his experiences.


Our friendship was beyond the grave of expertise. When I would sit and listen to him go on and on about everyone, it wasn't that he hated anyone, he was very tired and stressed. But while I sat and listened, I was also having other people in my ear trying to get me to fuck with him and it wasn't in my heart to follow through. People were telling me his wife was biological dude, that she was over weight, I mean everything under the sun and I was just shaking my head. What I said does not compare to the garbage I was hearing. The only persons side I was on the whole side was him. He was very intelligent, wise, funny. When he showed me the videos he was making I would laugh so hard about it later. I guess when I own Onion Farms, maybe I need to be big papa, have the roles reverse so I can build him back up. I would offer him a good paying position to keep things in order but under my rules. He can run around and call me a Nazi or something but if and when the day comes where we sit around the round table to make a transfer of power, I would appoint him on a good position.



RIVER is still a slut.
 
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You niggers wouldn't get it. Only my babes. I dream about Vicky from time to time. The other night she was sucking my dick as I was shit posting on some website. My website that I have no way of actually materializing. I'm so fucked. This pisses me off. Goths listen to sleep token now and I have no way of getting those troubled whores my way. Bullying is so cute. I want to be bullied by them. Vicky said she would end me and I would jerk off to her going on drunk rants about humanity. She is a bowling ball, I just want to put my dick in those three holes of her. Bust my nuts all over her face as she licks my cock like jolly rancher. Here's a trick I will use on a goth. I get a jolly rancher, put it in her pussy and fish it out with my tongue so while you're eating her pussy it taste like the flavor. Silly goths will want me everyday all day. In fact they will appear in front of me and I will fuck them down. When I show up to the Spencers headquarters I will have an army of pissed off goth people that worship me as some God and the CEO will step down and I will assume throne. The website is fucking outdated. Dude needs to get someone to fix the UI. Bro, your website needs help. You have a nice selection but the white blazing glare is fucking crazy.


If I was rich, I wouldn't make a brothel. In fact, these silly goth bitches will be my property. They like it when I hit them with a whip. Give them behavior management since their parents didn't do a good job at that. Vicky, I would back hand. Stupid bitch. Women these days. Always come with baggage. That's why I enjoy watching discord girls scream sexual harassment in servers. The right ones will be sucking my dick though. One sucks my dick in the morning, another one during the noon, one before bed. Women are just vacuums. When I would masturbate to Vicky, my cum would get all over my keyboard it's crazy. Never have I shot straight ropes all over my setup. If only my keyboard was her face. Maybe that's what she needs is my cum all over her so maybe she acts right. When I get horny, I just tell her to get on her knees and face by cock as I stroke it, then I just bust all over her like she's a dumpster.


Me and Kiwi would masturbate to porn. We would get in a discord call and just start jerking off to women. One time he was showing me his saved porn, dude was into white women hardcore. He was into fat, skinny, medium, Goth and on top. Then I showed him my amazon position porn. He said I had good taste and because we would masturbate to porn together, it improved his sex life. There is nothing wrong with busting nuts all over a womens face with a bro. If me and kiwi had some stupid bitch, we would get our cocks out and start jerking off all over her. Then we would get into hentai together. I showed him my harem porn and he said he might by polly after his exposure to my collection. He told me, he would fuck women like they are islands. You hop to another hole to fuck then repeat the process. I told him is best option is to wear a cock ring so he doesn't bust too quick. He can have my wife on the weekends since I will be fucking another one of my wives.


He has inspired me to make my sex palace happen. Jack even said he would build me a fuck palace if I had the money. When Jack is pissed off that he couldn't fuck, then he can come over to my fuck palace and have the weird girls. You know the ones that are into dad bod men with dick problems. Jack would be a kid after a dog in my fuck palace. Then he will go home and fuck his wife like he's 20 again because he banged some of my property. I'm so bored though to be honest. There is no more River. That stupid bitch really gave up on me. What a waste of optimism. It's like you go on a date and you're like "babe lets go to the arcade" and she turns that down right off the bat. This is women nowadays. And even if they are fun, they are stupid as dog shit. You fuck her, then you have to fight over a kid.

 
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How dare that water buffalo of yours insult me on my stream. She is the reason as to why our fellow ship is no more. Women are supposed to march to the beat of our drums. Now I'm fighting a former friend because of that witch. A power struggle brought about because a vagina walker stepped out of line for she had to business is our squabbles.

Now so, men are the ones to handle the problem on the street. As men must do as they have always do and duel. I challenge Kiwifails as to be the better man for he has stepped against me out of rage and wrath. Your actions will not waiver but face judgement in this court. Your verdict will be served you heathen. You whore for no more than genital appeal. Jack told me you sent people after me to fuck with me and have been paying them under the table. For this was never deserved against me and I sought your apologies but you didn't have the applicable size of testicles to do so as you proclaim yourself a man.

If you no show on my show, you were never worthy to wear crown of administration and thus sets forth my successory in the distant future. And you will whore for me under my rules as to not whore for that witch. You better show up and face the music or my remaining respect for you will dwindle.

I will put you in your place as I have with maximilianmus.

 
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Rose has sent me hard drugs. The gods told me Kiwi Fails sent the devil my way asking that I be a traitor to Jack for I gain much power in a power struggle. But the voices tell me that I have apologized for my doings yet no one cares. Now a wannabe drummer bitch is part of the work of a former friend and now Kiwi is paying people to hold a vote against me or advertise me as some deranged person.

For someone that warned against talking to the devil, he sure talks to the devil. What did he sell his soul for? To run Onion Farms? When he could have admitted to the wrong doings at hand and for him to tease at going after Roses' family off the record. How can someone be so shitty and I still had mercy under his rule. He caused the civil and tried to disrupt the operations of gargamel. Someone I will not mention told me Kiwi was intentionally going over the Lounge 96 to potentially over ride Gargamel for kiwi proclaims Gargamel is running fraud and schemes.

This to claim has no weight and no proof yet he claims I have created 4 false women but yet 3 of them have been verified.
 
I need to go masturbate for now.

I forbid this at all means. To this Saturday, we will see who is the better man. May the Onion Farms exist another day under the current peace for the sake of Ken and users alike.

I pledge my allegiance to Ken and rest my sword for I have no advisory for Gargamel.

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I think I'm going through post nut clarity. To be honest I was thinking about River and I'm so sorry River baby. I've been sexually frustrated lately. Please don't just drop me like this. Why are you doing this to me? You said nothing I said hurt you. I fucking hate this. Who can I be with when I sleep at night? I'm so lonely. Like dude just understand me or some shit. See I'm sexually frustrated and I'm going on rants about some assholes that are behind me. I took what was said about girls like you baby personal because they just don't understand out chemistry. Oh river baby I'm so sorry, look I'm pathetic okay just please just fucking please send me more cards just so I can feel like emotions again. Life has been too much for me and I need a wing girl to have fun with and this just ain't it where you're leaving me out to dry. This is too much for me. If you want I can make an account or something and do porn for you if that's what you want since you offered nudes in your letters. I'm so lonely I can't do this shit man I'm listening to peep playlists and goddamn Vicky really fucked me up. Now I have some bitch mocking me by playing a game rose gave me and no girl has entered the discord server yet. Are you bisexual btw? Rose never explained this to me, is it okay if I date other girls too? Maybe that might be a bad idea I know you lurk on this thread and my account so why are you silent? Maybe you should show up this summer and we can go on romantic hikes or something. I know some secret spots where we can kiss. My emo site is getting traction so I guess I can use that to maybe get some emo chicks maybe for us River if you're into that, you seem dominant with the way you write so I'm assuming you'd be the big sister to them. I bet you're lonely too and shit. I'm so sorry river just please come back to me. I'm sad af
 
There needs to be more games like mouthwash. But you see. These writers couldn't be able to compete with my concept of a very fucked up game. Instead of men doing the raping, women do the raping. So for example if I were to make a game on steam that's fucked up. It would be a bunch of women tying a man down and raping him. These women are deranged and sociopaths. They are the type you'd see as I have with Vicky. They hate people, they do drugs, and they proclaim to be a Nazi. Also blame her life choices on some fag that died 8 years ago from Heroin because he beat her or allegedly. Anyways. make a steam game where horny men like me go through a story line of how a bunch of bad girls drugged a man at a party, took him into the backseat of their car and moved him into a remote cabin in the woods. You have to solve puzzles and convince your way out of the situation in the mean time, they tie you down and ride you. Stuff things into your ass like their personal toys and keep you in the basement behind bars. Hell, the game even gives you the option of what kind of women you want your character to be raped by.

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River doesn't understand me well enough. Maybe the other discord girls will and glorify my fantasies so that way they can make my dreams come true of being their submissive bitch. You see, if I had the resources and help of making my Weird White Women website, I wouldn't have this problem of having to masturbate by myself. But until a pot of gold comes my way, I'm fucked and for my bros out there and even Kiwi, I will share the women with them since there is plenty of pussy to go around.
 
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