Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

[Youthful Shannel]

It's the tag that users get if they paypig directly to Null.

And Null feeds all of this information into a mainframe computer that tracks the donations of users from specific parts of the site... and if you believe that I have a Pizza Palace to sell you.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

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Null supports NEETdom, says if he didn't run KF he'd still be hiding in foreign countries, says America is horrible and he is more miserable in the few months since he's moved back than in all the years he's spent abroad, and says that that the elderly should be left to dig through trash for food because they've done nothing for him.

Funny how he predicted his own future like that, assuming he doesn't die early of a weight related heart attack or stroke.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

He's going to crash and troon out very soon isn't he...

He's already got his alternative identity down. Lidl drip is the next Kaitlyn Jenner.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

Josh wants Trump to personally give him everything he wants and any deviation from that, no matter how nuanced, will result in a huffy tantrum about ‘ideals’ when it’s really about just him being pissy he can’t get other people to do what he wants.

It’s literal narcissistic behavior and designed so that he will never be happy about anything. He enables himself to perpetually be MATI and get gibs from TAHFs.

He wants trump to be the daddy he never had.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

>High Contras
Wait a minute...

WAIT A MINUTE!

Wasn't the #1 complaint from KF users regarding OF was that the default High Contrast theme was an eye-sore? So he's adding his OWN high contrast anyways?

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So instead of purple, it's fucking green, like that makes a difference.

For a while it looked like our purple and green joker theme too.

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate...the-ethics-of-mormon-e-dating-part-ll.217077/Lidl Drip bought T&H just to dox WelperHelper99.

Looking at Welper's hand pic, he appears to have his hand over the Book of Mormon or the Mormon Bible, both of which average around 7.25 inches in height. His fingertip just goes over the edge of the book, putting his hand at around 7.5 inches in length.

There is a direct correlation between hand size and height. For reference, my hands are 8 inches in length and I am barely 6'0". By that logic, Welper is likely around 5'7" to 5'8", give or take an inch.

Looking at the size of his sausage fingers, he is definitely obese. I weigh around 250 lbs and my hands look nowhere near as far as his, so his BMI must be a bit higher than my. Taking this into account as well as his shorter height, Welper is likely at least 300 pounds.

TL;DR WelperHelper99 is obese and a borderline manlet, which is to be expected from someone who averages 30 posts a day on Kiwi Farms and has over 25,000 posts in just over two years. Coincidentally, he's almost the exact same height and weight as Josh.

 

[Youthful Shannel]

he's almost the exact same height and weight as Josh.

This has been discussed before, but we've reached the conclusion that Jocelyn is between 5'3 and 5'5, he's about as tall as a Filipino woman.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Jocelyn is between 5'3 and 5'5

Shorter than gunt. He said for no particular reason. Gunt lost that weight, too. Ofc, gunt got AIDS first.

he's about as tall as a Filipino Ladyboy.

ftfy. C'mon, he's taller (just) than the bints. But that Flip Chad is mogging the broom by at least an inch. Y'know joshy wears those sneeks that add a couple of inches height. And in that picture, is standing on tip toes.

 

[thefrogninja]

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FUCK YOU
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There is literally nothing wrong with the theme as it is. People can just switch it. Josh is spending DAYS to fix something that isn’t broken. Doesn’t have better things to do? Better uses of his time? Work on his shitty USIPS charity that doesn’t do anything? He could have been breaking themes and taking days to fix them back in Serbia. Josh returned to America just to get fucked even harder than he already is.

 

[Zephyr]

Josh was just jealous of Onionfarms, clearly.

 

[Larva]

lolfatasses

 

[OdessanBvll]

This has been discussed before, but we've reached the conclusion that Jocelyn is between 5'3 and 5'5, he's about as tall as a Filipino woman.
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Putrid shitskins

 

[thefrogninja]

Putrid shitskins

Josh dated a Asian woman which is why he hates Japan to this day.

 

[ipreferpickles]

TLDR: A Soyjak.party poster hacked into 4chan, reinstated the /qa/ board and doxed the addresses, phone numbers and emails of multiple 4chan moderators. Null, seeing this and shitting himself in terror at the thought of the same thing happening to him, unbanned all of the soyteens he banned last week as a peace offering and has been kissing all kinds of Sharty ass to make up for his tantrum. He also gave in and started weebposting, sharing anime music and made Hatsune Miku a temporary mascot of Kiwi Farms.

 

[ipreferpickles]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-easy-to-track-username-hall-of-shame.104753/page-4814chan refugees are flooding onto Kiwi Farms and being doxed by the Beauty Parlor and Sharty crossover posters.

 

[ipreferpickles]

A soyteen calling Null a pussy and bragging about being untouchable on Kiwi Farms. Business is back to usual.

 

[ipreferpickles]

Null, with the backing of the femcels and soyteens, will finally become King Janny of the Capital I internet.

 

[thefrogninja]

The majority of these users are banned by Null.

Banning Red Flaming Panda is quite a shock. It is good to see more and more people waking up and seeing that Kiwifarms isn't "teh last bastion of free speech" it's users claim it is and that people get routinely banned for upsetting Josh when he's PMSing.

In a shocking turn of events, Red Flaming Pandas has been unbanned days after his ban.


Did Josh do some introspection and see the error of his way? Lol probably not. Red Flaming Pandas likely groveled to Josh in an email with the implicit understanding that he will never speak out against Josh again.

 

[ipreferpickles]

In a shocking turn of events, Red Flaming Pandas has been unbanned.
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Did Josh do some introspection and see the error of his way? Lol probably not. Red Flaming Pandas likely groveled to Josh in an email with the implicit understanding that he will never speak out against Josh again.

He unbanned all of the soyteens he banned last week out of fear they'd target Kiwi Farms after they're done with 4chan.

 

[ipreferpickles]

I wonder if this will make Null screw with KF even further in an attempt to avoid a hack like what 4chan's going through.