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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Josh stares into the mirror knowing he will be lonely for the rest of his life.

He thinks to himself...that fucking autist Chris...he has succeeded...

Josh closes his eyes and remembers what Chris once said long ago...

"Fate and Karma are hitting Josh Moon Hard for his past sins and demonics. And yet, I still find curious if either he or Bella would have been better kissers than Judas Iscariot." - Chris Chan, July 4th, 2022
 
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Null is blaming a black woman for his internet being down.
 
Something strange is afoot. Recently some direct messages from Destiny (Steven Bonnell) were leaked. The messages portray him a bisexual sexual degenerate. Thing is, this isn't a shock to most people and everyone knows he is a sexual degenerate given his status as cuckold who was in an open relationship and defended it, and still defends, to the death. Destiny has talked openly about sucking dick. Josh decided to feature these messages likely because he's still angry that 2 years ago Destiny didn't clip out his little Ted Talk on his channel with Turkey Tom.

Now Ashton Parks and Andy Pirez/Warksi (hosts of the Kino Casino program) have had one of their paypigs Iron Wolf Spear expose a drug-fueled orgy in Las Vegas with black hookers which was fully funded by another paypig Metokur Masochist. As if this wasn't enough, it turns out this Metokur Masochist guy is married, defends lolicon, likes futanari (chicks with dicks) porn, and is also into tranny shit. Many fans of the Kino Casino program are rightfully angry and upset. For reasons unknown Josh doesn't consider this feature worthy despite being more revealing than Destiny's degeneracy. Josh has been completely silent on the matter over the past few days even though the Kino Casino thread has been popping off and is probably the most active thread on the site right now. Are we going to pretend that if Ralph was caught fucking black hookers in Vegas while pretending to be sober it wouldn't get featured? You know what Josh considers feature worthy? Ralph farting.
 
I'm surprised this happened later rather than sooner but I guess it was bound to happen either way. Turkey hasn't been a secular liberal democracy ever since Erdogan took over the country in 2014 where he's been slowly eroding away individual rights for the Turks since then (and in turn, affecting people living outside of Turkey to a certain degree).

It should not surprise Jersh or any of his fans that Turkey is censoring the farms because Erdogan doesn't like dissidents and he's been trying to get Turkey to abandon secularism and turn it into an Islamic state again. It's kinda hard to have free speech if a country's leader in some part of the world is a religious theocrat that thinks the Quran should be the rule of law.
 
Does Jersh even know Greek mythology?

In the story, Sisyphus was an asshole and a ruthless tyrant that lied, cheated, murdered, raped, and stole so he wasn't a good person. Sisyphus then crossed the line when he began challenging the gods (he tricked them to cheat death) and for that he was finally put in his place for his hubris (his punishment is rolling up a stone uphill forever as punishment for his hubris).

Maybe the comparison isn't inaccurate because Jersh thinks he's not a bad person but Sisyphus didn't thought the same way about himself either until he pissed off Olympus that screwed him over.
 
Does Jersh even know Greek mythology?

In the story, Sisyphus was an asshole and a ruthless tyrant that lied, cheated, murdered, raped, and stole so he wasn't a good person. Sisyphus then crossed the line when he began challenging the gods (he tricked them to cheat death) and for that he was finally put in his place for his hubris (his punishment is rolling up a stone uphill forever as punishment for his hubris).

Maybe the comparison isn't inaccurate because Jersh thinks he's not a bad person but Sisyphus didn't thought the same way about himself either until he pissed off Olympus that screwed him over.
he's talking about sisyphus in the context of Albert camus absurdism
 
Does Jersh even know Greek mythology?

In the story, Sisyphus was an asshole and a ruthless tyrant that lied, cheated, murdered, raped, and stole so he wasn't a good person. Sisyphus then crossed the line when he began challenging the gods (he tricked them to cheat death) and for that he was finally put in his place for his hubris (his punishment is rolling up a stone uphill forever as punishment for his hubris).

Maybe the comparison isn't inaccurate because Jersh thinks he's not a bad person but Sisyphus didn't thought the same way about himself either until he pissed off Olympus that screwed him over.
Sisyphus also committed (lots of, mind you) incest with his niece. Considering that site used to be directly named after Chris-Chan, that’s not a good look for you and your place, Josh.
 
The Gameplace incident. Keep up, newfag
Chris was not trying to murder anyone. He went into the Gameplace with his mother by mistake where he was banned. He hid behind his mother and then made an ass out of himself when he took Michael Snyder's picture with a camera. He and his mother walked out and tried to drive out of the parking lot.

What Michael then tried to do was to run in front of the car and then run to the back to prevent them from leaving. Synder's intent was what you call a "citizen's arrest". Now in Virginia a citizen's arrest for a criminal act is legal but there are certain conditions. One of the requirements is that it has to be a felony. What Chris did with the camera incident was a misdemeanor, not a felony.

At any rate. the inevitable happened and Snyder was struck and knocked to the ground. Chris then called 911 on his cell phone and then drove off. He was arrested shortly after.
 
Something strange is afoot. Recently some direct messages from Destiny (Steven Bonnell) were leaked. The messages portray him a bisexual sexual degenerate. Thing is, this isn't a shock to most people and everyone knows he is a sexual degenerate given his status as cuckold who was in an open relationship and defended it, and still defends, to the death. Destiny has talked openly about sucking dick. Josh decided to feature these messages likely because he's still angry that 2 years ago Destiny didn't clip out his little Ted Talk on his channel with Turkey Tom.

Now Ashton Parks and Andy Pirez/Warksi (hosts of the Kino Casino program) have had one of their paypigs Iron Wolf Spear expose a drug-fueled orgy in Las Vegas with black hookers which was fully funded by another paypig Metokur Masochist. As if this wasn't enough, it turns out this Metokur Masochist guy is married, defends lolicon, likes futanari (chicks with dicks) porn, and is also into tranny shit. Many fans of the Kino Casino program are rightfully angry and upset. For reasons unknown Josh doesn't consider this feature worthy despite being more revealing than Destiny's degeneracy. Josh has been completely silent on the matter over the past few days even though the Kino Casino thread has been popping off and is probably the most active thread on the site right now. Are we going to pretend that if Ralph was caught fucking black hookers in Vegas while pretending to be sober it wouldn't get featured? You know what Josh considers feature worthy? Ralph farting.

Josh is terminally online and probably only considers online happenings to be worth his time.

I don't know much about Kino Casino aside from Warski's involvement. Is Josh associated with them?
 
Chris was not trying to murder anyone. He went into the Gameplace with his mother by mistake where he was banned. He hid behind his mother and then made an ass out of himself when he took Michael Snyder's picture with a camera. He and his mother walked out and tried to drive out of the parking lot.

What Michael then tried to do was to run in front of the car and then run to the back to prevent them from leaving. Synder's intent was what you call a "citizen's arrest". Now in Virginia a citizen's arrest for a criminal act is legal but there are certain conditions. One of the requirements is that it has to be a felony. What Chris did with the camera incident was a misdemeanor, not a felony.

At any rate. the inevitable happened and Snyder was struck and knocked to the ground. Chris then called 911 on his cell phone and then drove off. He was arrested shortly after.
I mean, blocking a mentally ill dude in a car tying to drive away is pretty much asking to get ran over or at least hit and knocked down. Just get the license plate and report it when they cops there. Putting himself in that situation is not only retarded but it makes it look like he was trying to bait them into hitting him since that's what people do for insurance fraud claims. They shouldn't have entered the store obviously but he definitely did a stupid.
 
I mean, blocking a mentally ill dude in a car tying to drive away is pretty much asking to get ran over or at least hit and knocked down. Just get the license plate and report it when they cops there. Putting himself in that situation is not only retarded but it makes it look like he was trying to bait them into hitting him since that's what people do for insurance fraud claims. They shouldn't have entered the store obviously but he definitely did a stupid.
I'm sorry that Snyder got knocked down with the car but I agree, it's best to let the police handle it, since they are trained to deal with situations such as this.
 
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