There's no way at least a few of them aren't trannies.
I've never been inside a woman other than my mother either. I hacked my way out of my mother's womb with with a rudimentary machete I fashioned out of the placenta which I work hardened with bicycle kicks. Upon the anointed hour I gashed my mother open with a mighty ginsu chop. She just so happened to be in a medical facility at the time. Health care workers were so in awe of what they saw the immediately named me Caeser and pronounced the procedure I'd just preformed a Caesarean Section. I was deeply honored. Unfortunately I later had to change my name when I discovered Caeser was a fucking loser who couldn't even beat some fatass old senators in a knife fight.
I had kids with my wife by inseminating her with a marinade injector I picked up at a local restaurant supply wholesaler. The price was a little steep but I figured it was lot better than diving into that rotten fish market. When I whipped out the injector for the first time my wife said "what the hell is that?" I replied "Forsooth. I must make you with child lo your parents perceive my queerness and demandeth a refund of their dowry"
Actually...
I think pooners 100% count.