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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Given how elaborate this fantasy is, are you sure he isn't otherwise engaging in some wishful thinking when he says you're trying to fuck him?
Maybe on some fleeing fantasy, but he has stated on the forum he cannot derive any pleasure from sex either intercourse or orally which means he may not be able to derive sexual pleasure from gay relationships either. I think what he means by me trying to fuck him is somehow him being violated by Onionfarms.
 
Maybe on some fleeing fantasy, but he has stated on the forum he cannot derive any pleasure from sex either intercourse or orally which means he may not be able to derive sexual pleasure from gay relationships either. I think what he means by me trying to fuck him is somehow him being violated by Onionfarms.
Only a retarded nigger faggot like Josh could conjure that up, we're here to make fun of Josh and his retarded antics and retarded kiwis, not to fuck him over.
 
Maybe on some fleeing fantasy, but he has stated on the forum he cannot derive any pleasure from sex either intercourse or orally which means he may not be able to derive sexual pleasure from gay relationships either. I think what he means by me trying to fuck him is somehow him being violated by Onionfarms.
Likely, he fried all his dopamine receptors after jacking it to catboy hentai back when he was a teenager.

Even so, the fact that his ideal woman is, in fact, himself made me consider the only thing that will truly satisfy him is another man going down on him.
 
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Maybe on some fleeing fantasy, but he has stated on the forum he cannot derive any pleasure from sex either intercourse or orally which means he may not be able to derive sexual pleasure from gay relationships either. I think what he means by me trying to fuck him is somehow him being violated by Onionfarms.
He clearly wants you to open your big feline mouth and swallow him whole. He's butthurt because you're too dense to take the hint.
 
His hatred for Nick is interfering with his ability to remain objective. Josh is seething, no doubt. Likely, this is all a result of Nick's calling him a retard for being...well, a retard. Would love for Nick to go on stream and have a laugh at how Josh is still acting like a retard. Even after being told off in those text messages.
Josh seethes at Nick because Nick had everything he wants in life: a wife, children, a large remote compound, a law degree, a healthy weight, heterosexuality and Nick just casually throws it all away.
He's like a dying man in the desert seeing a rich tourist emptying out his drink because it was Pepsi instead of Coke.
 
Josh seethes at Nick because Nick had everything he wants in life: a wife, children, a large remote compound, a law degree, a healthy weight, heterosexuality and Nick just casually throws it all away.
He's like a dying man in the desert seeing a rich tourist emptying out his drink because it was Pepsi instead of Coke.
Brilliant analogy! And it probably hurts even more that Nick has shown zero remorse for it and still managed to sneak that jab in on Josh's pride.
Nick remembers what Josh has said better than Josh has himself. Poetic irony directed towards someone who prides themselves with a website that archives everything.
 
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Freya has been banned again, apparently for calling out Harm for being part of the KF Gestapo.
 
It's also hilarious to me that Jershua thinks Nick owes him anything at all. They aren't friends, he did nothing to make him popular, runs an entire subforum devoted to shitting on him and Jersh is continually and endlessly sperging out about how he himself doesn't owe anyone anything, but if someone shovels a plate of his own shit back in his face, he is like WELL I NEVER HOW DARE HE? At one point during the MATI segment he did about the DMs Nick released, he literally broke down in a screaming fit about how Balldo needs to give him the footage now like a fucking 3 year old.

Nick is a lying piece of shit and not releasing the footage before it has to be is in his best interest. Jersh has some realization of this but he still thinks if he whines and screams enough to Balldo about it, he'll break down like a tired mother with a toddler in a grocery store that wants some piece of candy. It isn't going to happen, deal with it.
 
It's also hilarious to me that Jershua thinks Nick owes him anything at all. They aren't friends, he did nothing to make him popular, runs an entire subforum devoted to shitting on him and Jersh is continually and endlessly sperging out about how he himself doesn't owe anyone anything, but if someone shovels a plate of his own shit back in his face, he is like WELL I NEVER HOW DARE HE? At one point during the MATI segment he did about the DMs Nick released, he literally broke down in a screaming fit about how Balldo needs to give him the footage now like a fucking 3 year old.

Nick is a lying piece of shit and not releasing the footage before it has to be is in his best interest. Jersh has some realization of this but he still thinks if he whines and screams enough to Balldo about it, he'll break down like a tired mother with a toddler in a grocery store that wants some piece of candy. It isn't going to happen, deal with it.
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Keep in mind that he has people like this cheering him on. I'm sure his ego has reached the point he genuinely believes everyone, governments included, should just follow his every command lest they face his wrath.
 
It's also hilarious to me that Jershua thinks Nick owes him anything at all. They aren't friends, he did nothing to make him popular, runs an entire subforum devoted to shitting on him and Jersh is continually and endlessly sperging out about how he himself doesn't owe anyone anything, but if someone shovels a plate of his own shit back in his face, he is like WELL I NEVER HOW DARE HE? At one point during the MATI segment he did about the DMs Nick released, he literally broke down in a screaming fit about how Balldo needs to give him the footage now like a fucking 3 year old.

Nick is a lying piece of shit and not releasing the footage before it has to be is in his best interest. Jersh has some realization of this but he still thinks if he whines and screams enough to Balldo about it, he'll break down like a tired mother with a toddler in a grocery store that wants some piece of candy. It isn't going to happen, deal with it.
Josh has had this sense of entitlement long before Nick came on the scene. After he revived my thread about "meddling with lolcows". I exchanged a series of letters with him. He had this mindset that because he had an entire forum devoted to Chris Chan, it somehow gave him the right to control Chris' relationships on social media such as Facebook or X.com

When I politely told him that Chris was not his property just because he had a forum built around him, he became very angry and resentful towards me like he was totally unable or unwilling to empathize with other points of view. @Home Depot Bucket is right on the money with Nick Rekieta and Josh. Josh can't or won't empathize with Nick when he tells Josh the video tapes are sealed because his attorney advised him that his is in his best interest legally.
 
Josh can't or won't empathize with Nick
He must just un-person them in his head. Like they no longer become a human being after they cross a certain threshold and so he expects them to respond like a pet animal would on command. Nobody will disagree Chris and Nick are pretty disgusting people. But they're still people. They're still capable of realizing when they're being messed with. They're not going to suddenly drop all sense of agency just because Mr. Drama Website says so.

What's funnier still is, I've seen this work with Keemstar and Metokur. Something about both of them, when they corner some dude (like Mundane Matt, for instance) and start grilling him on his shit. They have some ability to causes people to open up and spill, like they're being interrogated. Josh has never had this ability. Remember his "interview" with Channing Creager where she was going to spill about Sam Hyde? Except she didn't and made a fool of herself and Josh by being drunk the entire time? But Josh just kept it going for some reason because he probably imagined he could salvage it. If it had been Daniel Keem or Jim in that call, I totally believe they would have discovered some way to salvage it. Or, at the very least, make it more entertaining than pockets of dead air.
 
Kiwifarms is running with some linguistic trick spearheaded by Josh that just because Nick said all trials should be made public to "observe for corruption" it also means he should consent to releasing police bodycam footage of the police raiding his home when these are two separate issues. None of the parties involved (Nick, Kayla, April) want to consent to the release. Kiwifarmers pretend this is some grand contradiction when it's not. Furthermore, Nick and Kayla are married and make decisions together, particular decisions concerning their children. Why should Nick go against his wife's wishes just to appease fat manbaby Josh?
 
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