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Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
On a MATI stream he said he was starting the 'teach me survival i'll ban you if you give me wrong info or are mean to me' boards because he is 'too old' to try and fit into other communities. He claims he has tried but has been kicked out of places and/or doesn't like being the new kid in town. He basically confirmed its because KF gives him a hugbox he won't get elsewhere.

I genuinely think once he did the stream on lowtax he thought 'you know what that doesn't sound so bad actually' and decided to follow his playbook minus the boxing match since he can't physically move from his cuck streaming closet.
 
Kang in Yellow said:
On a MATI stream he said he was starting the 'teach me survival i'll ban you if you give me wrong info or are mean to me' boards because he is 'too old' to try and fit into other communities. He claims he has tried but has been kicked out of places and/or doesn't like being the new kid in town. He basically confirmed its because KF gives him a hugbox he won't get elsewhere.
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Holy shit, what an idiot. If he didn't PL, no one would even know how old he is.
 
VAIDS Victim said:
Holy shit, what an idiot. If he didn't PL, no one would even know how old he is.
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I mean technically he doesn't have to interact with those communities at all to get that info. For one of my hobbies I just archived threads from a DIY forum on the subject one of which was just itself an archive of older posts from different forums. I didn't even have to sign up. That's the beauty of these types of forums, they try and collect all that info in one place.
 
A couple weeks ago Josh watched TheGatorGamer at Offkai clips and said Pippa, Kirsch, Kiki, and Gaytor were akin to pedophiles. Then next stream he flip-flopped his entire position on everyone but Kiki and said everyone else probably weren't pedophiles. It was so bizarre and such a big reversal. I wondered what was going on to make him say that. Notorious Australian neo-nazi, who is friends with TheGatorGamer who is friends with Legal Mindset, Randbot said it was because he received a letter from a lawyer who btf0ed him and made him recant and back down. Lmao. Josh is a bitch-ass pussy if this is true. Randbot has let slip supposed insider information before.


But whose lawyer? One of the Vtuber girls? TheGatorGamer's? Wait a minute. Was it fucking Legal "Bangkok Boys" Mindset? Oh man. I'm conflicted. I love seeing Josh humiliated and I love the irony of a lawyer blowing up a wannabe-lawyer larper, but I hate the Vtuber girls and want to see them rightfully smeared. There is no good side to back.
 
thefrogninja said:
A couple weeks ago Josh watched TheGatorGamer at Offkai clips and said Pippa, Kirsch, Kiki, and Gaytor were akin to pedophiles. Then next stream he flip-flopped his entire position on everyone but Kiki and said everyone else probably weren't pedophiles. It was so bizarre and such a big reversal. I wondered what was going on to make him say that. Notorious Australian neo-nazi, who is friends with TheGatorGamer who is friends with Legal Mindset, Randbot said it was because he received a letter from a lawyer who btf0ed him and made him recant and back down. Lmao. Josh is a bitch-ass pussy if this is true. Randbot has let slip supposed insider information before.
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But whose lawyer? One of the Vtuber girls? TheGatorGamer's? Wait a minute. Was it fucking Legal "Bangkok Boys" Mindset? Oh man. I'm conflicted. I love seeing Josh humiliated and I love the irony of a lawyer blowing up a wannabe-lawyer larper, but I hate the Vtuber girls and want to see them rightfully smeared. There is no good side to back.
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I have heard the vtube higherups can be very litigious but I don't know much about vtube
 
Shroomer said:
I'd believe it. He's probably noticed splinter sites making threads on him, wanting his persona to remain "clean" it wouldn't be a reach to say he has socks to say what he really believes. Although it could be that the stream just scratches the talking itch for him. Either theory is plausible.
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But Lidl seems to be the first sock he has become emotionally invested in, Lidl is the Poochie of Kiwifarms, YOU WILL LOVE HER!
 
doodoocaca said:
The first thing Josh should prep for is a 5K and a better diet. Actually being a freedumb fighter involves a lot of walking with weight on one's back, but I don't see this faggot rucking or even going on a long walk on a regular basis.
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He literally won't. He has no kids or wife or job with set hours, yet he refuses to leave the house and actually get exercise. Guns won't help you when you are so fat you can't even escape your own bed.
 
Kang in Yellow said:
On a MATI stream he said he was starting the 'teach me survival i'll ban you if you give me wrong info or are mean to me' boards because he is 'too old' to try and fit into other communities. He claims he has tried but has been kicked out of places and/or doesn't like being the new kid in town. He basically confirmed its because KF gives him a hugbox he won't get elsewhere. I genuinely think once he did the stream on lowtax he thought 'you know what that doesn't sound so bad actually' and decided to follow his playbook minus the boxing match since he can't physically move from his cuck streaming closet.
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The only thing Josh is surviving on is Little Caesars pizzas in between getting swatted three billion times the second his address hits every chan board. Nobody's going to physically show up because his enemies are all smarter than him and there's thousands of them he can't see for every one of them he knows about.
 
Home Depot Bucket said:
I still have no idea who Slav Power is or was, but the seethe is funny.
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Every time Josh threw a tantrum about specific boards/notifications/posters dunking on his BP heifer harem, SP would enter the thread to ride his nuts. Even after he knew his internet daddy found him annoying, there he'd be, trying to suck him off.

Farmers bend over for Null on the daily, but SP painted a target directly around his asshole and still got bullied off.
 
Moontroon said:
If only Joshua knew that RPG stands for Rocket Propelled Grenade, he might just have had the answer to his question.
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Gonna be really autistic here and say you're WRONG YOU DUMB RETARD.
The RPG-7 (Russian: РПГ-7, Ручной Противотанковый Гранатомёт, romanized: Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomot, lit. 'Handheld Anti-Tank Grenade-launcher')
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It's just a coincidence that the romanized initials come RPG.
 
Home Depot Bucket said:
He literally won't. He has no kids or wife or job with set hours, yet he refuses to leave the house and actually get exercise. Guns won't help you when you are so fat you can't even escape your own bed.
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Instead of a overwhelming firepower, he should set it up so when the feds come knocking a mechanism tips his computer chair over and he goes rolling down the corridor towards them like something out of Indiana Jones
 
Kenya Jones said:
Gonna be really autistic here and say you're WRONG YOU DUMB RETARD.
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The common English name for this weapon is Rocket Propelled Grenade.

en.wikipedia.org

Rocket-propelled grenade - Wikipedia

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But let's ignore that for a moment and pretend the Soviet name for the weapon is the only valid one:
Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomot, lit. 'Handheld Anti-Tank Grenade-launcher'
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Moontroon said:
he might just have had the answer to his question.
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My statement about Joshua being a completely ignorant dumbfat still holds true.
 
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Slow news day. I know there is stuff happening out there, just not with Josh's preferred lolcows.
 
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