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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
He locked the fucking general thread because people were dunking on his simps/mod socks. Little sus that Lidl wannabe welperhelper has the last post.
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FINALLY got him to ban my second account, the one he refused to delete a year and a half ago. I wanted it yeeted for security reasons after Fong's 2022 hack. All it took this time was to set my pic to Candy's photo and vaguely tell him that I had an alt account. Must have been good timing as he has been in a banny kind of mood lately. The other account is bricked out anyway due to his retarded original response to the hack, so I guess I am finally free of the Farms at this point. Hooray!
 
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DSP General has been unpinned but remains locked they want it to sink to the bottom of the board so they can stealth janny it and pretend Null's latest sperg out never happened and it was just the evil DSP board memebers.
Didn't realize that TOTAL RETARD ISLAND WAR 2 would be against some random subculture of the userbase like the detractors instead of troons. Truly lives up to the name.

Whats up with all the division he's sowing on his own site over the last few years? He was always a powertripping discordnigger but didn't have blatant glownigger autism with "dmz" threads. Its like the real total retard war is the personal one Jewish has against his userbase. Believe it or not you can tell them to fuck off and not be vanned overnight if you aren't doing illegal shit. That's another narrative that needs to be stopped from all these "bastion of free speech" sites.
 
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I am going to play devils' advocate here. Fucking with DSP's internet is not okay. Court records and public records are fine. That is exactly what they are (public records). Simply put it is okay to watch things happen (gossiping and digging for information that is a matter of public record). It is not okay to make things happen (fucking with his internet and harassing him in real life). The first furnishes us with entertainment, the latter will get us into trouble with our ISP and legally.
 
It the O&A guys can make their own board, whom Josh refused to make a board for calling them too unhinged, then I'm not sure why the DSP guys can't either. Josh doesn't really care about DSP. He only likes the traffic DSP brings. If Josh truly wants his users to stop messing with DSP he'd shut the board down entirely.
 
Didn't realize that TOTAL RETARD ISLAND WAR 2 would be against some random subculture of the userbase like the detractors instead of troons. Truly lives up to the name.
Yeah it's like instead of blitzing Poland, Hitler just got into an autistic argument with the ethnic Germans in Poland about trains and the whole invasion collapsed. I'll say one thing it is a very entertaining war.
It the O&A guys can make their own board, whom Josh refused to make a board for calling them too unhinged, then I'm not sure why the DSP guys can't either. Josh doesn't really care about DSP. He only likes the traffic DSP brings. If Josh truly wants his users to stop messing with DSP he'd shut the board down entirely.
He's clearly purging the site but wants to keep some of these areas open because cows like DSP, king cobra and daniel larson have gone mainstream more or less. He probably wants to avoid having his embarrassing photos and sperg stories shared by older members to some young zoomie girl who wants to get all parasocial with him.

I don't know if it's just socks or what but the defense force that showed up for Null over the DSP incident were all very new accounts that seem like younger people as well (Your WelperHelpers, Waifu Days types) Even Anominous didn't really show up to bat for old Null I think I maybe saw one post. Either way these freaks show up everywhere Null is disagreed with. Welper especially barely seemed to have a personality beyond defending Null kinda like Lidl who made a brief reappearance a week or so ago just to act as a greek chrous on something Null said.
 
Null tries to re-write the situation in the DSP thread. He's saying he can't trust the sub if even the jannies are talking about creating another site but no one said anything about creating a splinter until Null started being such a dick. The whole thing is very disingenuous and the reason for Null not wanting these problem users to leave seems flimsy.
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Dude can't stand the thought of competition. He doesn't want stuff on his site but also won't let them do it off site. He wants a monopoly on lolcows as if the concept wasn't something he just stole from other people.
 
I am going to play devils' advocate here. Fucking with DSP's internet is not okay. Court records and public records are fine. That is exactly what they are (public records). Simply put it is okay to watch things happen (gossiping and digging for information that is a matter of public record). It is not okay to make things happen (fucking with his internet and harassing him in real life). The first furnishes us with entertainment, the latter will get us into trouble with our ISP and legally.
The only time I find it ok to make things happen is when they encourage gifts. So sending them glitter bombs and troll food delivery type stuff is fine under that circumstance. Like with cobra. They are wasting their money but that's not my problem. I would never do it myself though because I would not wasn't my money on a lolcow. At the end of they day they are kind of trolling themselves too.
 
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Sounds like some of the regulars are not going to be asking to be unbanned.
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This dude updates a spreadsheet nearly daily keeping track of dsps tips and income and he was banned for telling Null he was seething
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Dude can't stand the thought of competition. He doesn't want stuff on his site but also won't let them do it off site. He wants a monopoly on lolcows as if the concept wasn't something he just stole from other people.
I want to give Null the benefit of the doubt that some DSP centric users are a-logging DSP with the site as a portal. But, he hasn't provided ANY proof of that assertion. It sounds like all they're doing is just laughing at DSP on the site. I thought Kiwi Farms was meant to laugh at, and document, lolcows.

Sounds like he's just mad for nothing and the DSP subforum was in the crossfire.
 
I want to give Null the benefit of the doubt that some DSP centric users are a-logging DSP with the site as a portal. But, he hasn't provided ANY proof of that assertion. It sounds like all they're doing is just laughing at DSP on the site. I thought Kiwi Farms was meant to laugh at, and document, lolcows.

Sounds like he's just mad for nothing and the DSP subforum was in the crossfire.
I won't even be that generous. At best they are just posting the results on the site that they would have done already. I'm sure they have had some private discord already for a while and just want a surface web space to brag. Any access to the lolcow himself is something they can get without the farms, as it's safe to assume his personal info is archived all over the internet by now and they rely on outsiders for updates on info nowadays. By the time anything reaches the farms it is already out there and able to be found. They don't even do a good job of being a file cabinet for all the information people off-site collected because they are unorganized and it's hard to sift through the shit to find any useful info you want. You would be better off watching a YouTuber who covers lolcows to condense it and give you a summary. I'd rather sit through a whole turkey Tom video than go through an entire thread to find a specific piece of information. It's just that bad.
 
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