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Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
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Kiwis are suggesting all kinds of dumb shit to try and keep the site up including cold war dial up contingency plans. Just reprogram the site in COBOL why dont you? Though to be fair this is more than what Null is doing which seems to be whining and trying to get people to go after troons and cogent.
 
KampungBoy said:
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Kiwis are suggesting all kinds of dumb shit to try and keep the site up including cold war dial up contingency plans. Just reprogram the site in COBOL why dont you? Though to be fair this is more than what Null is doing which seems to be whining and trying to get people to go after troons and cogent.
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Kwiffars, now is the time to learn Morse code so you can use blinks to spell NIGGER when interacting with average people. Just like Kiwifarms but better.
 
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Just finished watching Josh's PR interview with the literally who YouTuber.
The other dude is an awkward sperg as much as Josh but you could still see his soul cringe when Josh literally me'd over Hitler.


Don't care enough to clip it but Josh also claims the Internet is based because it helped end the Cold War due to us becoming closer as a species. This is obviously cringe but also incorrect if you go see when any notable country got commercial Internet access instead of just university file sharing.
I would kill to see Josh make it to the big leagues with his faggy PR tour and get on Rogan just so there was someone there to fact check him. Josh barely kept his spaghoots in his pockets with someone amenable enough to KF but he literally will never be able to hold his own anywhere there's a slight hint of antagonism.
This is what filling your echo chamber with yes men and refusing to come out for years does to an already over inflated ego (and ass. Reminder that Ethan Ralph of all people is 100 pounds lighter than Dear Eater)
 
"I'm a public figure nobody can talk about," Josh says without realizing nobody outside a little niche of spergs doing sperg shit even knows he exists. Josh thinks he's this generation's David Duke or some shit and it's like dude, you're the internet equivalent of the random hobo taking a shit at the back of the bus. A dime a dozen, nothing special, bum.
 
Time 4 Guillotines said:
Don't care enough to clip it but Josh also claims the Internet is based because it helped end the Cold War due to us becoming closer as a species.
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Yeah I loved the part where he talks about how much better the 90s were because people could talk to each other and you can just see Benjamin cringe so hard. Total low info cliche take popular around unexperienced millennials pining for the days when they had nothing to do but play nintendo 64 and eat cheese strings.

I'm not familiar with the other guy but in this interview he is fairly good. He doesn't let Null get away with anything especially where Null acts like he is above being "oversocialized" but Ben suggests that it is unlikely that he has avoided all of the oversocialization himself and that his forum is just a hugox he built for himself.

Also interesting to note. There has been almost no mention of this interview on KF since it aired either from Null or other kiwis. Not even a "Good job Null" he came off like a fucking reptile with very little to no self awareness in the interview. There were plenty of times Ben seemed to be trying to steer the null into being less anxious but he never really settled down for the whole interview and seemed like he just wanted to say his piece about how hard he works then fuck off.

It's a pretty amusing interview I would give it a watch even if you hate both of them.
 
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KampungBoy said:
There has been almost no mention of this interview on KF since it aired either from Null or other kiwis. Not even a "Good job Null"
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I don't disagree with Josh's overall poor performance or that the interviewer did a fairly decent job remaining fair. But you're not seeing too much chatter because a lot of stuff has been moved to DM chains composed of people sucking Josh's dick adequately. You can look at the comment section of the video to see that they're astroturfing, which will be ramping up shortly.

These spergs are so lost in the indoctrination sauce, it's ridiculous.
Tangential, but some people smirked about me saying they have the potential to go full blown violent cult. Branch Kiwidians when?
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KampungBoy said:
Yeah I loved the part where he talks about how much better the 90s were because people could talk to each other and you can just see Benjamin cringe so hard. Total low info cliche take popular around unexperienced millennials pining for the days when they had nothing to do but play nintendo 64 and eat cheese strings.
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The best part about this kind of behaviour is when you remember most of the millennials who do this shit were barely in their single digits, and by the time they got old enough to actually, properly experience anything, it was the 2000s with shit like crunkcore and reality television taking off.

Also, Josh and the Kwiffar would be eaten alive in the 90s. People actually could talk to each other? Well, first off, Josh, they still do. You wouldn't know that because you've spent your entire life online. And besides, what do you even have to talk about with anyone? You have no life experience. No hobbies. No interests. And people back in the 90s actually had those, and they would've just spared us the whole "KF is transphobic, man!" or whatever rhetoric and zoomed in on the fact that you're all just jealous, envious puritan faggots, because at the core of the "culture war" is a bunch of scrubs who can't get good at the game of life.


Throw Josh or any Kwiffar into a party like this and they'd be tossed out right quick, and then they'd go online and boast about how they "owned the libs" or whatever like little bitches lol
 
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There's no chance the Kwiffar will form a death cult or anything like that. Let's not join them in getting too outlandish here. The sad truth is that Josh will likely just throw in the towel and his paypiggies just go elsewhere, talking about him like he's some sorta folk hero of the internet like Tom from MySpace. They'll also insist he totally got a real job offline when it's more likely he ends it once he stares down his approaching forties and realizes he's done nothing with his life. You can only cope so long until you either end it all or end up the next @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski.
 
fag0t said:
>kiwisgate will never happen
its over bros
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Come on, does anyone honestly believe any of them have the means or the balls? The only kinda shootout they'd have is the brown bricks shot outta their ass on the toilet in between wishing a tranny was there to give 'em a blumpkin. Black, of course. With a big dick. Only the finest for the mutts of Kiwi Farms.
 
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Yeah the comments section is beyond the pale. They aren't even trying to be subtle which is what we should expect from those retards I guess.
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It's really craven too.
In any other context you'd think this was satire:
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"no seriously guys he acts like a spaz all the time because he's so smart, see. That's how it works, right?"
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fag0t said:
>capital i internet
what did he mean by that
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Tbh I assume he's talking about the nuts and bolts level understanding of the internet, but even if he's talking about like internet culture or something wanky like that it's still a barefaced lie
 
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A.Non said:
There's no chance the Kwiffar will form a death cult or anything like that. Let's not join them in getting too outlandish here.
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Come on, does anyone honestly believe any of them have the means or the balls?
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Raise your right hand and repeat after me:
I WILL SHILL, GAPE AND LIE FOR JOSHUA CONNER MOON
 
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