FFS, stop talking about Elaine in this thread. There's an Elaine thread for that, take it there.
@Empresa please move the last few pages of OT discussion about Elaine into Elaine's own thread.
In other news, someone sent Null a gift to his new PO Box in WV... but cranky Null got so mad at this gift, he trashed whomever sent it live on MATI today, saying he won't even bother to donate it to some second hand store, he'll just toss it straight into the trash. Can you guess what the gift was? It wasn't any silver coins.