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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Crimson Fucker said:
Null is a living amerimutt meme holy shit.

Neets like him only know how to eat microwaved tendies, use they phone, and lie on the internet.

Last time I went to a farmers market they had stuff like wild edible mushrooms they figured out how to cultivate that you can't normally find it in chain supermarkets like chicken of the woods, i bought some truffle asiago, they also had stuff like fresh milk and butter, other places had stuff like different kinds of eggs, purple artisan tomato, hot local food you can't find at a chain restaurant like tacos bbq and asian style, i bought some more delicious hummus, those bomb ass steam buns you see in anime but frozen and basically ready to eat with some re steaming that i absolutely had to buy several fillings of, yellow watermelon i got one time, corn dogs they dip in batter and deep fry right in front of you carnival style are confirmed delicious, multiple fresh meats and jerky, even had organic pet treats, vegan stuff, and carmel apples the size of the Andre the giant's fist with random toppings like Snickers bar or other candies. Null would shit himself. It was heaven. I spend way too much whenever i go. But it's ok because it supports local farmers and businesses.

Local butchers ALWAYS have the best cuts.
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Josh is a retard faggot who dug his own grave and cant move his agoraphobic slovenly ass to a farmer's market for the good shit. if you can bend over and touch your toes, have a job, and go outside then your life is officially better than Joshie's
 
SekturGeist said:
Even at big chain grocery stores that all have vegetables that are cheaper than tendies (we are talking between 80cents to a 2.00 for a pound of vegetables). Most have various types of meat, and if you dont like their meat you can get beans and rice for a very low price. Him acting like grocery stores dont have real food is absurd. Just because he always goes to the tendies isles doesnt mean you cant buy fruits, vegetables, rice, beans, and meat (usually for a cheaper price per a pound than the tendies).

That isnt even mentioning farmer's markets that sometimes have stuff cheaper than store price and should be fairly frequent in the county he lives in.
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Exactly. It's way cheaper to get raw meat you have to season your self and a bunch of seasons to go on it like the obvious salt pepper combo and stuff like chives cumin onion garlic and bullion powder msg etc. And fresh onion potato garlic green onion is also cheap. Both dry and fresh are great for different things. Eating pre packaged food doesn't work for me anymore it always needs something extra like seasoning at least if not more. Like boxed mac and cheese. Probably the most effort he puts into food and he probably doesn't even add milk or butter or if he does it's probably margarine and 2%. Whole milk real butter and some extra melty and stringy cheeses and real bacon broken up and the grease with it or even chopped ham or chicken of your preference. That's just typically one part of the dish because you can do a lot with a vegetable dish to go along with it. Some fresh fruit and actual water with it is also ideal.
 
Chrysler Building said:
Josh is a retard faggot who dug his own grave and cant move his agoraphobic slovenly ass to a farmer's market for the good shit. if you can bend over and touch your toes, have a job, and go outside then your life is officially better than Joshie's
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Pretty much. Even the bacon you can get at even supermarket delis is higher quality and way thicker if you are willing to talk to them is better than the shelf shit which is something his absent father never taught him. If you know a good local butcher you can get some premium cuts for pretty cheap you have to process yourself or junk they would throw away or sell to pet food companies anyway and five them to your dog as well as cheap organ meat for your own dishes. The bacon strips from local butchers is way better than any shelf shit but you don't even have to know of one to get something close enough at the chain supermarket deli that is still better than their display cuts and if you ask for something not on the shelf most of the time they are too lazy to use dye to make it look better on a practically confirmed sale. He once again proves he has no social skills or critical thinking. Also they don't want their expensive meat shoplifted as easily that's why they usually keep it in the back or behind shelves.
 
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Null posts about his family, doxes a user and complains about how his userbase is ungrateful.
 
Kunikazu Okumura said:
I listened to the Oct 31 MATI.

Josh doesn't know how to pronounce renisance. Chat jumped on his ass and he eventually used google to pronounce it. We aren't talking about a hard word here. I have no idea someone gets through even public school without knowing how.

He revealed serious white trash ancestry by saying that America doesn't have good cheese. Then he said, "Most people buy their groceries from Walmart and they only have different varieties of cheddar". Chat jumps on him again and says that not everyone can access Whole Foods. Then he shows a pic of Walmart's shredded cheese section. The problem with this is that the regional chain of grocery stores in Florida, Publix, has a wide variety of good cheese. Even Walmart has decent/good, unpasteurized cheese.

He also didn't know what the white circular stickers on cars meant. The ones with a distance ran like a marathon or half-marathon (26.2 or 13.1). Then he asked what the three-letter stickers mean. Someone in the chat convinced him that they were country codes. They're the three-letter abbreviation of an area you dummy. Like a PDX for Portland. We truly are seeing the results of someone raised entirely by the internet.
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He was PMSing last night.
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Bro is acting like there are not bakeries with fresh bread. If you are willing to wait they do custom orders. Even supermarkets again have decent ones with better bread than the packages on the shelves and even some of the better end ones on the shelves are pretty damn good if you know what to get that is to your liking. I actually enjoy good bread. So having fresh baked bread is nice. It's not even that hard to do it yourself. There is a local donut shop/bread bakery i live by that sells fresh made cinnamon rolls the size of your head and the bread is perfect.
 
I get fresh meat scraps like turkey necks and stuff from my local butcher for my dog all the time. Always raw bone never ever cooked and certain bones are bad but others are fine. They sometimes just give stuff like that away because it's often tossed anyway.
 
If you can't even bake your own bread, you are beyond saving
 
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