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why are all the dudes around him jerking to hentai, why does he know about it, "and why don't they pick me josh, i respect women so hard god damn it its's not fair" chill nigga.
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Josh thinking about what he would tell 20yo trad-leaning women implies any of them would actually come to him for advice. He's such a poltard faggot he likely things himself as a "strong man" who seeks to create "good times" as a result of the "hard times" created by "weak men" (anyone that isn't him).
AnusSquirt69
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Online friends aren't real. Its pure cope for losers who've never had a genuine relationship with another person.
ipreferpickles
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I dunno. A long time ago I was in the ZF clan (Soviet Womble on youtube), got kicked out / banned over retarded drama but I still think about a few people there and all we did was play video games and shit like that.
Was also in a few servers when Discord first started before they started banning far-right groups and I occasionally think about "friends" I made there; like one guy who would talk about building hydraulic power armor in his dad's garage and livestream himself walking around walmarts to harass people; whole group fell apart when a few of the UK fags got arrested for burning down churches and being affiliated with O9A
Point being though; I still think about some of these people wondering how their lives are going, if they're still alive, and so on and I'm not an introvert
Null has said multiple times that he doesn't like or even recognize the majority of the current users of Kiwi Farms. I won't make an argument for or against the concept of "online friends", but when you base your entire online persona around doxing, mocking and messing with people online and in real life like Null has, no one is going to want anything to do with you unless they think they can use you for something to benefit themselves.
Chrysler Building
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He's not wrong but what he doesn't want to admit is that he's one of those edgy porn obsessed faggots that women don't want. People with Null's emotional issues are a dime a dozen.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Tell me you want to fuck a noncehorse without telling me you want to fuck a noncehorse.
Bravo Rage Pig, bravo.
C.S.O. esq
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Jceaser Can't keep stacking these W's like this. What's next him fucking Harry's wife just to say he got the whole family?
Yes he will
Stay tuned.
Kramer is A Man Da
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you're looking at it from a much better place, null wouldn't have gotten a chance at that shit irregarldess. its not "all these wonderful friends and memories" vs online "but methheads i already creeped out back in middle school and still think i'm loser" vs online.
you don't seem to understand how life would be/is in rural florida. even then theres a reason he was on blockland back in high school instead of experiencing the highs and lows of high school football. beyond that people are shit/annoying. its awful talking to people for 2 hours, even people genuinely like. half an hour is the most i could handle. even then its pretty easy to run out of shit to talk about unless you're genuinely vibing with someone, there's a reason people call podcasts friend simulators despite most being barely an hour a week.
at best in any friendship you'll eventually end up talking about some hobby or interest and instead of doing it with some tard who barely knows anything you could do it with people that might know something. imagine trying to have a conversation in real life with anyone you know about lolcows, like think about how/who you could talk about chris-chan with if you just discovered the cwciki and its 2011, unless you go online you're going to have a bad time.
You can reply with whatever retardation you want but theres a reason people from sparse areas would move to a big city and do a real life version of finding a niche internet forum to hang with, whether its the local sports bar or a theater troupe or BDSM club. its sort of fucking insane to think that talking on the phone and talking on skype call are massively different or to think that the deaf communicating with their hands is much worse than the deaf communicating with their hands.
agreed, like anything else its about give and take, you can think about former friends regardless of where you make them or you can not. its the same thing with sexual partners, and romantic partners. i remember being on a much smaller forums' movie night for years, it was 30 people tops but usually 10 and we could easily talk for hours, even giving each other our skypes and discords to move beyond the forum when it finally shut down.I dunno. A long time ago I was in the ZF clan (Soviet Womble on youtube), got kicked out / banned over retarded drama but I still think about a few people there and all we did was play video games and shit like that.
Was also in a few servers when Discord first started before they started banning far-right groups and I occasionally think about "friends" I made there; like one guy who would talk about building hydraulic power armor in his dad's garage and livestream himself walking around walmarts to harass people; whole group fell apart when a few of the UK fags got arrested for burning down churches and being affiliated with O9A
Point being though; I still think about some of these people wondering how their lives are going, if they're still alive, and so on and I'm not an introvert
Some of my favorite memes and edits and shit to this day come from stuff some guy made to impress maybe a half dozen people, i'm from an area where people are so retarded that they look at me like i'm puddinhead because i see the allegories in shit like Bright or I,Robot; i just want enjoy chatting with people who aren't complete dipshits.
thats not even close to true and you must be new to think Null didn't know/learn a lot about the mods or power users of the site. yeah it might as well be anons on the board but there's a reason null jumps through so many hoops to get the 5 different chat rooms up and running, same with the PM feature. for fucks sake we know ITT that he has a discord too, fucking idiot. He literally was planning on meeting multiple users on his LA trip, did you really think people aren't power leveling hard once you add up all the info though thousands of posts? yeah Null doesn't know/care about the average user but much like customers at a restaurant, the regulars who he chats up he knows a fuck load about especially after years of it.
I mean where do you think he could go IRL where he'd find a place that would accept him and give him the same amount of power as he does as being the big cheese on the farms, last i checked outside of high ranking politicans, you can't ban someone from life for mocking you. Seriously, unless he had such a massive change in personality and perspective and everything else to the point that he was a new person, IRL would be completely miserable for him.
thats not true at all, some people just always burn the bridges with IRL people they have genuine relationships with!
she has an amazing personality and was 2 of the top 5 best users kiwifarms has ever had, as her posts there show, her being a tard is more because of camera anxiety, she's a pretty cool chick as her posts show, the closet thing to a muroch-chan our serbian nazi could ever talk to. just based on neck down she's better than all of ethan's former hoes by a country mile, plus her personality disorder makes her great for any fat loser because as ethan has shown you can do whatever you want and she won't leave. Honestly its too bad she didn't consider her choices better or expand her net, because chick into anime with a spinner body and willingness to do whatever the guy wants gets you much better men than ethan ralph, for fucks sake jesuotaku basically took over Anime News Network for awhile with literally almost the exact same body/looks and willingness to whore herself out. May deserves everything that happens to her for settling with Ethan Ralph, especially post-d.live ethan ralph. king of youtube was understandable but why would you think Ethan is your best shot at underage threesomes?
Especially as weeb wars showed us, pedos and anime go together like mayo and corn. Just hanging out with other anime weirdos for awhile while working some bullshit 40/hr week job could have gotten her something/someone better than ethan ralph. If this cunt just waited a few years she could have joined Nick Rekita's locals and been his baby sitter/unicorn right now.
last i checked porn consumption is inversely related with sexual gratification, a healthy sex live destroys porn hard, If anything "porn addiction" is the most over blown shit on the planet, its insanely easy to take someone from porn/jack off junky to completely abstinent you literally just have to put out, every woman knows this. even the two biggest critisms about porn are less about men and more about women being annoying. 1. porn makes guys more difficult to get hard the simple fix is just don't be an ugly cunt, even the hottest women will sit back and assume a man will get off on their roleplay of a dead fish. its hilariously easy to turn on a guy if you actually bother instead of thinking about your needs, even if its seemingly difficult communication and touch will get you literally halfway there. you don't even need looks as the fat asian women in every parlor has shown. its just effort and enthusiasm 2. porn makes guys impossible to get to cum the simple fix is find whatever position works and stop being annoying, guys have memories and if they are a gooner they're just going to imagine that shit anyway, it might be fucked to just be silent while he uses you as a hand substitute for 5-10 minutes but you'd whine if he didn't last at all either. it can't be a photo finish all the time.
its infuriating these "trad" bitches aren't really as honest about their lifestyle as dummies like null think, they aren't really trad and more just want a man that will provide for them and never touch them and are satisfied with a handjob on their 50th birthday.
real women don't need advice from null, even the most socially unaware super trad women will have every man worth a shit trying to hit on them regardless of where they are or where they go. the reason null doesn't see this is because he's an introvert who was never taught/learned how real people communicate. he doesn't seem to realize how often men ask or say something to women that they genuinely don't care about because its about forcing that conversation and having it lead to sex later on. From guys acting like a complete goof on the dance floor to pretending to care about wine or ballet or animal crossing or ingress to saying something offputting only to apologize with a drink guys will try to get a chick and get the answer they desire with the sort of ingenuity you'd only see during the written portion of the chunin exams. unless a woman just never leaves the house or communicates only she'll eventually run into some guy confident enough to try to get with her.