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Making an ass out of yourself on Social media
Present day Castrato singer Kim Petras' career went down the drain after he decided to become the troon version of Wet Ass Pussy ballsack/dickskin/colon/peritoneal lining transplant:


Troons always end up whoring it up and making "slutpop", because the teenage girls who grew up cheering on Petras - especially after Nyk mentioned listening to his music on Twitter pre-Covid while he was dating Oliver, Petras and Sophie was supposedly the music Nyk and Oliver were swording their dicks to - have since grown up, TERFed out, realized how silly they were for stanning a troon and moved on, so the only market left for someone Petras to penetrate is the t-porn adjacent market of troon bath house musak. A lot of Petras' old stans complaining about how his new music sucks don't understand that his latest output wasn't made for music venues, or for a teenager's smartphone. It was made for troon bath houses where everyone is too busy ODing to the GHB to notice the musak. Those kinds of tunes only "work" in that kind of environment.

That said, Broken was a pretty good pop song, even for a troon who autotuned the fuck out of his voice even and despite being an early transitioner HSTS. I remember I posted on KF at the time that the lyrics were secretly about his SRS results:


I swear, read these lyrics, this song is the secret /r/NeovaginaDisasters anthem:

You made it hurt too much
Hope you got , hope you got
Everything you want
Pray to god
Pray to god
That she leave you broken , broken ( hearted )
Like you left me broken , broken (hearted)

So much for the love
Hope she got , hope she got
Everything I’m not
Pray to god , Pray to god
That she leave you broken , broken
Like you left me broken , broken

The pre-Castrato male voice autotuned version is even better, and makes Petras sound like the adult gay man he knows he's still inside, LMAOOO:


For any zoomers looking at these pictures of Petras going "WTF is he gonna suck a dick or something?!", he's actually trying to channel Christina Aguilera during her Stripped/Dirrty 2002 era but because he's a fucking troon it just looks like a t-porn shot just before the deepthroat instead of an Aguilera "tribute":

 
Gays from LA try not to cover up his thirst for trannies by pretending to hate them challenge level impossible.
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