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FedGov Desk Mummies Getting Laid Off
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The only black female Trump voter amongst feds is brought up in an OP on /r/fednews and you won't believe what happened next:
That's right, they nuked her OP for admitting her co-worker was a black woman Trump voter, but fortunately there's a screenshot of the original OP.
That's right, they nuked her OP for admitting her co-worker was a black woman Trump voter, but fortunately there's a screenshot of the original OP.
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Desk mummies, or should I say car seat mummies, bitching about their daily mileage:
Joe the Pleb shows up with some realtalk from the streets... and gets downvoted immediately by 55 cranky ex-feds:
Imagine being so detached from the rest of society that everyone you know works from home.
Here's another career desk mummy, a "dream employee" who had been remote-working since forever: "This person knew nothing but telework their entire civil service career"
One of their own shows up in this thread to point out that RA ("Remote Accomodation") is only meant for employees who are themselves disabled, not for someone who is themselves able-bodied but wants to WFH because they have a disabled kid to take care off: "These are the stories some politicians latch onto and are correct"
Joe the Pleb shows up with some realtalk from the streets... and gets downvoted immediately by 55 cranky ex-feds:
Imagine being so detached from the rest of society that everyone you know works from home.
Here's another career desk mummy, a "dream employee" who had been remote-working since forever: "This person knew nothing but telework their entire civil service career"
One of their own shows up in this thread to point out that RA ("Remote Accomodation") is only meant for employees who are themselves disabled, not for someone who is themselves able-bodied but wants to WFH because they have a disabled kid to take care off: "These are the stories some politicians latch onto and are correct"
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Desk mummies insist that they are smarter than everyone else, that everyone is just jealous of them and that the smartest people choose to work for the FedGov instead of getting a commercial job in the private sector. They insist that the private sector is just waiting to snatch up all these laid-off feds.
"Fed employees are some of the most intelligent, level-headed people in this nation", not really my impression when I see so many feds posting their meds in your subreddit with other asking if they should "martyr" themselves:
"They are just happy to have reliable and professional Feds suddenly in the job market."
Literally kissing their own asses: "We know more than the average person". This is why you desk mummies deserve to be laid off, literally this self-congratulatory bullshit:
Desk mummies are smarter than Joe the Pleb working in private, because as feds they're PhDs and they are porn addicts (the perks of teleworking, you see):
Desk mummies are so hyper-intelligent and smarter than everyone else... yet even they need to learn how to write a resume that an average HR person can understand, Specifically, desk mummies need to trim down their 4 page resume to a one page resume, which must really sting the ego of a career bureaucrat who was hoping to impress a corporate HR with all the irrelevant bullshit they did while teleworking from home well past the Covid lockdowns:
Desk mummies prepping one another to deal IRL with the plebs they've been avoiding all this time through telework and Teams meetings:
What's a good comeback when MAGA people say "So I pay your salary"
"Fed employees are some of the most intelligent, level-headed people in this nation", not really my impression when I see so many feds posting their meds in your subreddit with other asking if they should "martyr" themselves:
"They are just happy to have reliable and professional Feds suddenly in the job market."
Literally kissing their own asses: "We know more than the average person". This is why you desk mummies deserve to be laid off, literally this self-congratulatory bullshit:
Desk mummies are smarter than Joe the Pleb working in private, because as feds they're PhDs and they are porn addicts (the perks of teleworking, you see):
Desk mummies are so hyper-intelligent and smarter than everyone else... yet even they need to learn how to write a resume that an average HR person can understand, Specifically, desk mummies need to trim down their 4 page resume to a one page resume, which must really sting the ego of a career bureaucrat who was hoping to impress a corporate HR with all the irrelevant bullshit they did while teleworking from home well past the Covid lockdowns:
Desk mummies prepping one another to deal IRL with the plebs they've been avoiding all this time through telework and Teams meetings:
What's a good comeback when MAGA people say "So I pay your salary"
That's a pretty level headed reaction to goose-stepping fascists taking over the nation though.
"I pay my salary too, dumbass"
When the desk mummies were first getting laid off, there were comments like this all over social media, suggesting that that disgruntled ex-feds would switch sides and leak national secrets and intel to adversaries of the US to avenge their lay-offs, especially the ones who were admitted mentally ill DEI hires:
Desk mummies themselves saw those comments about them selling out to China and Russia, and had a thread /r/fednews where they joked about it:
Source:
I already pointed out early that ex-feds on Reddit were basically warned to watch their mouths and be more mindful about what they were posting on /r/fednews, with some of them shockingly openly discussing their encryption at work:
"Remember your opsec training: Controlled Unclassified Information (CUI)",
Trump wasn't very amused though, so now Tulsi Gabbard has began revoking security clearances to prevent anyone switching sides and using their security clearance to obtain access to secrets:
Desk mummies themselves saw those comments about them selling out to China and Russia, and had a thread /r/fednews where they joked about it:
Source:
I already pointed out early that ex-feds on Reddit were basically warned to watch their mouths and be more mindful about what they were posting on /r/fednews, with some of them shockingly openly discussing their encryption at work:
"Remember your opsec training: Controlled Unclassified Information (CUI)",
Trump wasn't very amused though, so now Tulsi Gabbard has began revoking security clearances to prevent anyone switching sides and using their security clearance to obtain access to secrets:
‘A SLAP IN THE FACE’: Trump, Gabbard revoke security clearances for top Biden officials
Sen. Tom Cotton lauds DNI Gabbard for stripping ex-Biden officials of clearances
Thanks Goon
Desk mummies are mad at the general public making fun of them getting laid off:
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"I am just disgusted with people celebrating individuals losing their livelihood", where was this energy when people in the commercial sector were getting laid off? Naw, you were the ones cheering then, because you hate Big Tech and nerds deserved to get laid off. BTW, we're not "cheering for people losing their jobs", do you see anyone cheering for all those laid-off Starbucks workers? We're cheering YOU being laid off, because you were never a public servant to begin with. We are cheering that elitist snobs who never deserved their jobs and never wanted to serve the public they hated so much anyway, we are cheering that they are getting laid off and getting a much needed reality-check.
The desk mummies themselves openly admit they have no empathy for any Trump supporters who got fired along with them - because that's what happens during a re-organization, it's not about politics or singling anyone out - but despite lacking any empathy themselves, they want others to feel sorry for them? "A lot of them veterans who thought they were untouchable. Sorry to say I have zero empathy for anyone who voted for Trump and then got fired."
Again, why are desk mummies supposed to have that elusive "job security" that literally no one else has? Just because they are in government?
This is how a desk mummy who is supposed to be a public servant views the average pleb: "30-40% of the American public are sadistic bigots who have no business participating in a democracy based on mutual good will and problem solving."
Source:
Here's more fed-hatred towards the general public, in this post it's towards the elderly: "The elderly on medicaid are prime Republican voters. They voted for suicide by ballot."
Source:
"I am just disgusted with people celebrating individuals losing their livelihood", where was this energy when people in the commercial sector were getting laid off? Naw, you were the ones cheering then, because you hate Big Tech and nerds deserved to get laid off. BTW, we're not "cheering for people losing their jobs", do you see anyone cheering for all those laid-off Starbucks workers? We're cheering YOU being laid off, because you were never a public servant to begin with. We are cheering that elitist snobs who never deserved their jobs and never wanted to serve the public they hated so much anyway, we are cheering that they are getting laid off and getting a much needed reality-check.
The desk mummies themselves openly admit they have no empathy for any Trump supporters who got fired along with them - because that's what happens during a re-organization, it's not about politics or singling anyone out - but despite lacking any empathy themselves, they want others to feel sorry for them? "A lot of them veterans who thought they were untouchable. Sorry to say I have zero empathy for anyone who voted for Trump and then got fired."
Again, why are desk mummies supposed to have that elusive "job security" that literally no one else has? Just because they are in government?
This is how a desk mummy who is supposed to be a public servant views the average pleb: "30-40% of the American public are sadistic bigots who have no business participating in a democracy based on mutual good will and problem solving."
Source:
Here's more fed-hatred towards the general public, in this post it's towards the elderly: "The elderly on medicaid are prime Republican voters. They voted for suicide by ballot."
So went over to /r/fednews to see how many favourite desk mummies are doing since I last checked in on them:
Oh, OK...
All those feds who weeks ago were bragging about "holding the line" and shit, they are finally caving in it seems:
"There is not enough courage and fight", every time you read a statement like that on /r/fednews, remember that these desk mummies were supposed to ensure continuity of government in the event of a literal war with China or Russia, but they can't even mentally handle a change of administration. Gotta love the "We cannot be merciful this next time", what makes you think there will be a next time if the present admin chooses to not be merciful with you?
Funny how feds with their tax payer funded jobs always seem have the kind of money "just" lying around that allow them to bounce and move to New Zealand when they don't so radical anymore:
"My veterans are blasting fox news when I meet with them. (...) One of my special interests is lgbtq and particularly transgender veterans.", this sounds like a comedy sketch, frankly:
Fed experiences an average work day for the first time in his life, calls it "dissociating":
And then there's the usual crybullies outright threatening sudoku:
The constant OnlyFeds jokes are getting really old by now:
Oh, OK...
All those feds who weeks ago were bragging about "holding the line" and shit, they are finally caving in it seems:
"There is not enough courage and fight", every time you read a statement like that on /r/fednews, remember that these desk mummies were supposed to ensure continuity of government in the event of a literal war with China or Russia, but they can't even mentally handle a change of administration. Gotta love the "We cannot be merciful this next time", what makes you think there will be a next time if the present admin chooses to not be merciful with you?
Funny how feds with their tax payer funded jobs always seem have the kind of money "just" lying around that allow them to bounce and move to New Zealand when they don't so radical anymore:
"My veterans are blasting fox news when I meet with them. (...) One of my special interests is lgbtq and particularly transgender veterans.", this sounds like a comedy sketch, frankly:
Fed experiences an average work day for the first time in his life, calls it "dissociating":
And then there's the usual crybullies outright threatening sudoku:
The constant OnlyFeds jokes are getting really old by now:
Someone on /r/fednews posted what I consider to be a "lawfare directive" for feds. This came from someone claiming to be a veteran, but I am pretty sure that's just a LARP, as this post was very clearly written by some Democrat ambulance chaser of an activist lawyer:
Archive: https://archive.is/8VWlU
This post, I think, is a perfect example of what these desk mummies actually sit there and "do" all day. They go through the law books and figure out convoluted ways to undermine the government and the general public just to enrich themselves and cement their positions. Activist lawyers with dollars in their eyes have figured out a way to try and get rich from DOGE reorganizing the government.
This is particularly rich:
"As a veteran, I am disgusted by the attacks on us who’ve dedicated our lives to serve, who now are being labeled as lazy, undeserving, or even as traitors by people who have never been in the service of others a day of their lives."
Remember when y'all on /r/fednews were openly "joking" about getting recruited by the Russians and the Chinese, or openly plotting to respond to OPM with encrypted e-mail bombs to paralyze their e-mail server? I posted your shit here in the thread. Don't be surprized when the general public calls you "traitors" for openly threatening to leak national secrets just because you lost your job.
Speaking of which, this DoD desk mummy claims that the DoD is supposedly (he provided no evidence for this) currently installing cameras in certain offices where they weren't there before, which makes sense after so many public threats on /r/fednews and elsewhere by disgruntled feds to steal national secrets and leak them to the Chinese and Russians:
Because that's totally a reasonable way to respond to being laid off, you know, we civilian plebs steal and leak shit all the time to competitors whenever we're laid off. They've also apparently disabled the making of screenshots:
Now the desk mummies are complaining that the cameras themselves, that are meant to discourage stealing and leaking, are the security breach: "It’s a slippery slope from monitoring web cams to monitoring microphones and violating wire tap laws."
Are they "getting more catty and bitchy", or do they finally feel free to report these things because now they feel like something is actually going to be done about them this time?
BTW, this is how feds talk about those working beneath them (and citizens as well): "he’s my data entry bitch boy."
I hope more feds get fired and re-hired as "data entry bitches", I mean AOC said sex work is just like any other job, so.
Archive: https://archive.is/8VWlU
This post, I think, is a perfect example of what these desk mummies actually sit there and "do" all day. They go through the law books and figure out convoluted ways to undermine the government and the general public just to enrich themselves and cement their positions. Activist lawyers with dollars in their eyes have figured out a way to try and get rich from DOGE reorganizing the government.
This is particularly rich:
"As a veteran, I am disgusted by the attacks on us who’ve dedicated our lives to serve, who now are being labeled as lazy, undeserving, or even as traitors by people who have never been in the service of others a day of their lives."
Remember when y'all on /r/fednews were openly "joking" about getting recruited by the Russians and the Chinese, or openly plotting to respond to OPM with encrypted e-mail bombs to paralyze their e-mail server? I posted your shit here in the thread. Don't be surprized when the general public calls you "traitors" for openly threatening to leak national secrets just because you lost your job.
Speaking of which, this DoD desk mummy claims that the DoD is supposedly (he provided no evidence for this) currently installing cameras in certain offices where they weren't there before, which makes sense after so many public threats on /r/fednews and elsewhere by disgruntled feds to steal national secrets and leak them to the Chinese and Russians:
Because that's totally a reasonable way to respond to being laid off, you know, we civilian plebs steal and leak shit all the time to competitors whenever we're laid off. They've also apparently disabled the making of screenshots:
Now the desk mummies are complaining that the cameras themselves, that are meant to discourage stealing and leaking, are the security breach: "It’s a slippery slope from monitoring web cams to monitoring microphones and violating wire tap laws."
Are they "getting more catty and bitchy", or do they finally feel free to report these things because now they feel like something is actually going to be done about them this time?
BTW, this is how feds talk about those working beneath them (and citizens as well): "he’s my data entry bitch boy."
I hope more feds get fired and re-hired as "data entry bitches", I mean AOC said sex work is just like any other job, so.
The moderator of /r/fednews openly admitted the mod team is removing a lot sudoku posts: "There are a lot of 数独 posts."
Wow, that's brave! Someone on /r/fedsnews said the quiet part out loud, surprised this post didn't get immediately banned by some troon janny:
Someone else also said the quiet part out loud, because when one person finds the courage to say this, inevitably more follow suit:
I'm impressed. Even in this /r/fednews where 99% of the feds admit they are either Dems or far left, some of them are saying the quiet part out loud: "like it or not, pretty sure a lot of Americans are transphobic…"
I might as well have posted this myself, thank you stranger for continuing to give these desk mummies a much needed reality check:
Let me show you just one example (of multiple posted daily) of the narcissism of feds: "The vast majority of people out there lack the imagination and/or decency to view their work as anything beyond subsistence or a means for the accumulation of wealth.", they think they're better than you just because they work for the FedGov and get perks the average worker doesn't even know exist. The way they describe their work in government as some kind of a calling makes them sound outright cultish, TBH:
Just public servants serving the public...
Wow, that's brave! Someone on /r/fedsnews said the quiet part out loud, surprised this post didn't get immediately banned by some troon janny:
Someone else also said the quiet part out loud, because when one person finds the courage to say this, inevitably more follow suit:
I'm impressed. Even in this /r/fednews where 99% of the feds admit they are either Dems or far left, some of them are saying the quiet part out loud: "like it or not, pretty sure a lot of Americans are transphobic…"
I might as well have posted this myself, thank you stranger for continuing to give these desk mummies a much needed reality check:
Let me show you just one example (of multiple posted daily) of the narcissism of feds: "The vast majority of people out there lack the imagination and/or decency to view their work as anything beyond subsistence or a means for the accumulation of wealth.", they think they're better than you just because they work for the FedGov and get perks the average worker doesn't even know exist. The way they describe their work in government as some kind of a calling makes them sound outright cultish, TBH:
Just public servants serving the public...
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