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@The Gays From LA PLEASE FUCKING STOP PUTTING A BUNCH OF SNCA IMBEDS IN YOUR POSTS I IGNORED YOU SO THE WEBSITE CAN ACTUALLY LOAD I WILL SEND YOU TO THE FOODBAR PROCESSING MACHINE IF YOU CONTINUE N1GGER!!
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FedGov Desk Mummies Getting Laid Off
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>nigg1r reddit space
@The Gays From LA PLEASE FUCKING STOP PUTTING A BUNCH OF SNCA IMBEDS IN YOUR POSTS I IGNORED YOU SO THE WEBSITE CAN ACTUALLY LOAD I WILL SEND YOU TO THE FOODBAR PROCESSING MACHINE IF YOU CONTINUE N1GGER!!
@The Gays From LA I unignored you as the thread has reached pg2, please take this time to NOT put a bunch of imbeds
AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag
Five Years Of Ashley Hutsell Renee Aka Register on Lounge96 still being a FAT and Lazy!
An Onion Among Onions
Did you give them mean stickers? Then you're blocked.
Not svre maybe, is xhe really that much of a leaking clittycel?
AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag
Five Years Of Ashley Hutsell Renee Aka Register on Lounge96 still being a FAT and Lazy!
An Onion Among Onions
Ask @fag0t what happened between them.
The only black female Trump voter amongst feds is brought up in an OP on /r/fednews and you won't believe what happened next:
That's right, they nuked her OP for admitting her co-worker was a black woman Trump voter, but fortunately there's a screenshot of the original OP.
That's right, they nuked her OP for admitting her co-worker was a black woman Trump voter, but fortunately there's a screenshot of the original OP.
I'd give you a jartycuck react if this were the shloggy
Desk mummies, or should I say car seat mummies, bitching about their daily mileage:
Joe the Pleb shows up with some realtalk from the streets... and gets downvoted immediately by 55 cranky ex-feds:
Imagine being so detached from the rest of society that everyone you know works from home.
Here's another career desk mummy, a "dream employee" who had been remote-working since forever: "This person knew nothing but telework their entire civil service career"
One of their own shows up in this thread to point out that RA ("Remote Accomodation") is only meant for employees who are themselves disabled, not for someone who is themselves able-bodied but wants to WFH because they have a disabled kid to take care off: "These are the stories some politicians latch onto and are correct"
Joe the Pleb shows up with some realtalk from the streets... and gets downvoted immediately by 55 cranky ex-feds:
Imagine being so detached from the rest of society that everyone you know works from home.
Here's another career desk mummy, a "dream employee" who had been remote-working since forever: "This person knew nothing but telework their entire civil service career"
One of their own shows up in this thread to point out that RA ("Remote Accomodation") is only meant for employees who are themselves disabled, not for someone who is themselves able-bodied but wants to WFH because they have a disabled kid to take care off: "These are the stories some politicians latch onto and are correct"
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Never will be white, never be a real woman either!
AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag
Five Years Of Ashley Hutsell Renee Aka Register on Lounge96 still being a FAT and Lazy!
An Onion Among Onions
Basically Gays got so angry at Fag0t for giving bad stickers that Gays begged Ken for Fag0t to be banned.
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG GAYS IS A REAL LEAKING CLITTYCEL
Desk mummies insist that they are smarter than everyone else, that everyone is just jealous of them and that the smartest people choose to work for the FedGov instead of getting a commercial job in the private sector. They insist that the private sector is just waiting to snatch up all these laid-off feds.
"Fed employees are some of the most intelligent, level-headed people in this nation", not really my impression when I see so many feds posting their meds in your subreddit with other asking if they should "martyr" themselves:
"They are just happy to have reliable and professional Feds suddenly in the job market."
Literally kissing their own asses: "We know more than the average person". This is why you desk mummies deserve to be laid off, literally this self-congratulatory bullshit:
Desk mummies are smarter than Joe the Pleb working in private, because as feds they're PhDs and they are porn addicts (the perks of teleworking, you see):
Desk mummies are so hyper-intelligent and smarter than everyone else... yet even they need to learn how to write a resume that an average HR person can understand, Specifically, desk mummies need to trim down their 4 page resume to a one page resume, which must really sting the ego of a career bureaucrat who was hoping to impress a corporate HR with all the irrelevant bullshit they did while teleworking from home well past the Covid lockdowns:
Desk mummies prepping one another to deal IRL with the plebs they've been avoiding all this time through telework and Teams meetings:
What's a good comeback when MAGA people say "So I pay your salary"
"Fed employees are some of the most intelligent, level-headed people in this nation", not really my impression when I see so many feds posting their meds in your subreddit with other asking if they should "martyr" themselves:
"They are just happy to have reliable and professional Feds suddenly in the job market."
Literally kissing their own asses: "We know more than the average person". This is why you desk mummies deserve to be laid off, literally this self-congratulatory bullshit:
Desk mummies are smarter than Joe the Pleb working in private, because as feds they're PhDs and they are porn addicts (the perks of teleworking, you see):
Desk mummies are so hyper-intelligent and smarter than everyone else... yet even they need to learn how to write a resume that an average HR person can understand, Specifically, desk mummies need to trim down their 4 page resume to a one page resume, which must really sting the ego of a career bureaucrat who was hoping to impress a corporate HR with all the irrelevant bullshit they did while teleworking from home well past the Covid lockdowns:
Desk mummies prepping one another to deal IRL with the plebs they've been avoiding all this time through telework and Teams meetings:
What's a good comeback when MAGA people say "So I pay your salary"
That's a pretty level headed reaction to goose-stepping fascists taking over the nation though.
"I pay my salary too, dumbass"
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