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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow
Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Hacktually, Lenny Henry and Maurice Wilkes were both from Dudley. Henry mostly for the Black and White Minstrel Show (I kid you not) and the Eagle comic. When he dies peopple will probably say "Hmmm, he was a bit fiddlery on TISWAS". You don't really need to know this, I know, but E-lame will quietly seethe she is too thick to know enough to make esoteric jokes.
Not everything is about you Elaine.
Severely Broken Thyroid were my 3rd fave Thrash Metal band circa 1992.
Elaine and her favorite word.
Is anyone blaming them?
No, no, no, Elaine. It'll always be Troon Jahans.
From her KF thread. THey'll get narked over that. Not giving credit.
Elaine wanting to believe she has a normal menstrual cycle. Even tho she says she's got an overactive thyroid. And is really lazy and unhealthy.
It's actually Florynce Kennedy. I guess because Elaine is racist that she decided to say it was Sneak Steinem. Who married David Bale. ANd was did get about a bit, previous cock: NFL star Jim Brown, Olympian Rafer Johnson, and filmmaker Mike Nichols. Jim Brown, eh? You know who Jim Brown is Elaine?
Not everything is about you Elaine.
Severely Broken Thyroid were my 3rd fave Thrash Metal band circa 1992.
Elaine and her favorite word.
Is anyone blaming them?
No, no, no, Elaine. It'll always be Troon Jahans.
From her KF thread. THey'll get narked over that. Not giving credit.
Elaine wanting to believe she has a normal menstrual cycle. Even tho she says she's got an overactive thyroid. And is really lazy and unhealthy.
It's actually Florynce Kennedy. I guess because Elaine is racist that she decided to say it was Sneak Steinem. Who married David Bale. ANd was did get about a bit, previous cock: NFL star Jim Brown, Olympian Rafer Johnson, and filmmaker Mike Nichols. Jim Brown, eh? You know who Jim Brown is Elaine?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine... you chose to do the "petty, jealous bitch" post. THe "Hur hur, hur hur... BUTT. Is his brother Seymour, hur hur".
SPs career has lasted longer than you've been alive. Ok, so some of it was "music journalism", but then... that's the kind of thing Elaine would want to do. Sonia has paid her dues, and her stance on the McCanns is BASED.
Bitter that she was dox'd, then dox'd on stream, E-lame resorts the posting retarded shit at people until they block you. Also, she's not one to talk about the LARP.
Gays is thick, I'll give her that. Elaine is thicker still, tho.
Elaine wasn't stupid enough to be goaded by people unlike myself to post pics that dox'd her. Didn't she see the Grossly stream?
THe Ogre is told to get a nose job... that's right a nose job... by Schnozzlaine. Then, and this is probably funnier, she @'s PLodz at his old, not used since May because he fucked off Cozy (taking with him their prize cow) ages ago.
insert elainegool
From this thread.
SPs career has lasted longer than you've been alive. Ok, so some of it was "music journalism", but then... that's the kind of thing Elaine would want to do. Sonia has paid her dues, and her stance on the McCanns is BASED.
Bitter that she was dox'd, then dox'd on stream, E-lame resorts the posting retarded shit at people until they block you. Also, she's not one to talk about the LARP.
Gays is thick, I'll give her that. Elaine is thicker still, tho.
Elaine wasn't stupid enough to be goaded by people unlike myself to post pics that dox'd her. Didn't she see the Grossly stream?
THe Ogre is told to get a nose job... that's right a nose job... by Schnozzlaine. Then, and this is probably funnier, she @'s PLodz at his old, not used since May because he fucked off Cozy (taking with him their prize cow) ages ago.
insert elainegool
From this thread.
"He'z awh wee-tawhd. Eye felt a litsul bhawd faw-him.", I'm loving that Russian accent there.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Better to ask Leopirate.
No. Freebird. THis is 1984...
Nice one, me.
Chamoo caught this and posted it to KF. @Sailfish
I think this is, 'ow yooou zay... spiralling
She wasn't in Romania, but now she was, but for only 48hrs while... well, she finds another place because she's been asked to leave because "not everyone in Romania is ok with Tate the ponce and his who-ers". Elaine confirms the dox.
She just said she was in Romania. "Were you lying then or are you lying now?"
It's deffo a spiral
Elaine, you never said you were in Romania, in fact, video evidence shows you denying you were in Romania. Which you were. Pimps and ponces don't like that. They think you lyin', they think you withholding from Cesar, an' you gots to render unto cesar or you get bitch slapped pinky ring out style.
Again, you denied you were in Romania, remember...? You were on stream, ofc you were pissed as a newt, and are mentally retarded. Y'see, you got goaded into taking photo of where you were, because you just had to show off the Eastern European Air BnB you rented as a "studio". THen you got dox'd.
btw Elaine, do you know what happens if you say Onion Farms three times while looking in the mirror? You'll... see.. some boney, pasty faced, wob eyed loon with groaty teeth and brittle hair saying Onion Farms three times.
Elaine is upset at a transvolk. Solicitating help to exact revenge.
Still seething over being trolled on dincord.
Tail spinning...
No. Freebird. THis is 1984...
Chamoo caught this and posted it to KF. @Sailfish
I think this is, 'ow yooou zay... spiralling
She wasn't in Romania, but now she was, but for only 48hrs while... well, she finds another place because she's been asked to leave because "not everyone in Romania is ok with Tate the ponce and his who-ers". Elaine confirms the dox.
She just said she was in Romania. "Were you lying then or are you lying now?"
It's deffo a spiral
Elaine, you never said you were in Romania, in fact, video evidence shows you denying you were in Romania. Which you were. Pimps and ponces don't like that. They think you lyin', they think you withholding from Cesar, an' you gots to render unto cesar or you get bitch slapped pinky ring out style.
Again, you denied you were in Romania, remember...? You were on stream, ofc you were pissed as a newt, and are mentally retarded. Y'see, you got goaded into taking photo of where you were, because you just had to show off the Eastern European Air BnB you rented as a "studio". THen you got dox'd.
btw Elaine, do you know what happens if you say Onion Farms three times while looking in the mirror? You'll... see.. some boney, pasty faced, wob eyed loon with groaty teeth and brittle hair saying Onion Farms three times.
Elaine is upset at a transvolk. Solicitating help to exact revenge.
Still seething over being trolled on dincord.
Tail spinning...
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
"Hey, do you want to do something retarded with me?"
"No, that would be retarded"
"Well, I don't care, I killed a troon..."
Then why are you trying to get people to fedpost with you? Blimey, she's really upset at getting dox'd, having to move BnB, the looks of disgust from the townsfolk, giving the area a bad name. SHe'll prolly end up on a list. Another one.
Care to post a pic outside...? With a local newspaper...? Oh and: Totz not photoshopped at all. SOmeone somewhere will take the time to disect it.
Revenge porn squit.
Still seething at getting dox'd.
I doubt Elaine's wob eyed beaky nosed face could stand much of a beating. THere are teenage girls who could kill Elaine with a couple of punched to the back of her misshapen loaf.
"No, that would be retarded"
"Well, I don't care, I killed a troon..."
Then why are you trying to get people to fedpost with you? Blimey, she's really upset at getting dox'd, having to move BnB, the looks of disgust from the townsfolk, giving the area a bad name. SHe'll prolly end up on a list. Another one.
Care to post a pic outside...? With a local newspaper...? Oh and: Totz not photoshopped at all. SOmeone somewhere will take the time to disect it.
Revenge porn squit.
Still seething at getting dox'd.
I doubt Elaine's wob eyed beaky nosed face could stand much of a beating. THere are teenage girls who could kill Elaine with a couple of punched to the back of her misshapen loaf.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine is so upset at the review bombing... she is threatening to kill someones mother. Bet you she's quiet as a mouse IRL. Bet you she wouldn't say shit to anyone who walked into her Dad's gaff and started DMWMing him. You know the deal "Your slag daughter owes 5k for crack... you get her on the blower right NAAAAAAAHHHH you pothole, she'll tell you, I want my lolly or it's a bit of shirts off!" Elaine wouldn't be making threats to kill (a crime btw, can get a couple of months if you did it IRL), her Dad's ears would perk up at the words "shirts off". He likes to lift them, just ask him. He's as thick as Elaine, considering the bint spawned from his loins.
But Commie Farms didn't, and neither did Onion Farms... we know who dox'd her. She's just too scared to mention their name. Incase they dox her again.
Das Penguin did a video about Dunnce, it had a link to this...
But Commie Farms didn't, and neither did Onion Farms... we know who dox'd her. She's just too scared to mention their name. Incase they dox her again.
Das Penguin did a video about Dunnce, it had a link to this...
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
You mean: I got dox'd, waaahhhhh, because I'm stupid, waaaahhhh
Guess what? If you guessed that Elaine doesn't even know basic history, then you guessed right. Last two world wars... Sweden were neutral. Can be on the losing side if you didn't fight.
So... yeah... you totally didn't.
She wants PLate Gang to dox her... again. I have a feeling the only thing up her sleeves is her spindly arms. SHe spazzes off on another squit (and resquit) about Capys tits.
PETLUTC.
Elaine thinks she was in Romania for two days before "going to Montenegro". SHe really has no concept of time.
Guess what? If you guessed that Elaine doesn't even know basic history, then you guessed right. Last two world wars... Sweden were neutral. Can be on the losing side if you didn't fight.
So... yeah... you totally didn't.
She wants PLate Gang to dox her... again. I have a feeling the only thing up her sleeves is her spindly arms. SHe spazzes off on another squit (and resquit) about Capys tits.
PETLUTC.
Elaine thinks she was in Romania for two days before "going to Montenegro". SHe really has no concept of time.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Looks like E-lame is miffed that Plodwinson won't hock the family silver to fund her crusade against the intraweb. He was told: Lilith and Evelyn.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Heeeelllooooo Baayybeeyyy... Can you say KAYFABE?
btw Dunnce is backand making up for lost time.
btw Dunnce is backand making up for lost time.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Leet h8xor Elaine there. btw re the Gunt, he would be stupid to contact the mother, at best that would be playing into Vickers hands. Gunt was never that smart to begin with... and he's reduced his IQ by half due to the booze n pills, tho.
Again, Elaine involves herself where she is not invited
Elaine as Masha to the brooms Jerry.
Elaine still seething over Plate Gang droppin her dox online
Care to post a pic of yerself outside? If she's referring to Trish... doesn't really work without the TnA. That's how Trish gets away with and E-lame doesn't. Hey, I don't make the rules, complain to God. I mean, Elaine just looks like some special needs kid
Again, Elaine involves herself where she is not invited
Elaine as Masha to the brooms Jerry.
Elaine still seething over Plate Gang droppin her dox online
Care to post a pic of yerself outside? If she's referring to Trish... doesn't really work without the TnA. That's how Trish gets away with and E-lame doesn't. Hey, I don't make the rules, complain to God. I mean, Elaine just looks like some special needs kid
Elaine issues another challege to Platter Crew to dox her.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Something about her brittle hair.
But the point of being anonnymoose is that people don't know... but Elaine admits to working the gloryhole while working for Tate.
As Elaine is happy to threaten SWATs and take credit for them, what exactly is it that would get her banned? This is Elaine who'll simp for a nonce.
Elaine is retarded enough to think people will believe that.
But the point of being anonnymoose is that people don't know... but Elaine admits to working the gloryhole while working for Tate.
As Elaine is happy to threaten SWATs and take credit for them, what exactly is it that would get her banned? This is Elaine who'll simp for a nonce.
Elaine is retarded enough to think people will believe that.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Like losing all sense of time and location?
Oliveoil gets caught doing gay-ops with Dunnce and his hag. Oil is deffo skitzo.
Not all Jews are Khazars.
Lore on Plodwinson? @Empresa if you can stand to listen, if you could clip this "lore"... I'd be amused to hear what she has to say.
The article that Elaine hasn't read.
www.theguardian.com
Oliveoil gets caught doing gay-ops with Dunnce and his hag. Oil is deffo skitzo.
Not all Jews are Khazars.
Lore on Plodwinson? @Empresa if you can stand to listen, if you could clip this "lore"... I'd be amused to hear what she has to say.
The article that Elaine hasn't read.
Defamation in the internet age: could a $400,000 Australian court ruling silence the notorious online forum Kiwi Farms?
An Australian company that helped the website remain accessible has been ordered to pay damages – but the legal arguments remain unsettled
Rez
Ladmin
already done i skimmed it when i edit but i dont really listen to her ramblings , she doesnt have the guts to say this shit infront of the people she speaks us , so why would we talk the time to listen to someone in the literal nosebleeds giving her lukewarm pisstakes..
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
I managed a minute.
Elaine is somewhat quiet today. Some very low effort (even for her) squits. Nothing "iconic".
Lowlander
Registered
More what I could manage.