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December 17, 2024: Nigerian pastor in church claims to bring dead person back to life
Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow
Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Cope
You're a nutter
Emp will always have relevance to you Elaine. Inside your head there. Rent free.
Yes. Elaine is the "Durr Only Pretending" meme made real.
You're a nutter
Emp will always have relevance to you Elaine. Inside your head there. Rent free.
Yes. Elaine is the "Durr Only Pretending" meme made real.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Does Elaine admit to extorting minors? You decide...
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
CPS might be interested.
It wasn't. The broom doesn't understand what the word Apocalypse means. Also: Bry Bry sounds like he's describing himself.
This Never Happened. ANd Elaine claims she's coming for Onion Farms. Cooming more like. You know what she's like.
It wasn't. The broom doesn't understand what the word Apocalypse means. Also: Bry Bry sounds like he's describing himself.
This Never Happened. ANd Elaine claims she's coming for Onion Farms. Cooming more like. You know what she's like.
What the fuck did I just read? I might be retarded for saying this but I never knew she was this mentally ill, she needs therapy and a very long shroom trip holy fuck
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
ELaine wants us to think she can play chess.
Now that the hag is fagless (Dunnce seems to have nix'd his account, good idea if you are thinking of staying married) what will she do?
Belaine's best friend? THat'll be Belaine then. What is it about older gay men? Do they remind her of a male famberly membah?
Now that the hag is fagless (Dunnce seems to have nix'd his account, good idea if you are thinking of staying married) what will she do?
Belaine's best friend? THat'll be Belaine then. What is it about older gay men? Do they remind her of a male famberly membah?
I want to kiss her cervix with the tip of my giant cock.
Kunikazu Okumura
Remarkable Onion
That's a tranny! SHAMEFUL DISPLAY! BUSSY LOVER! JUST LIKE MY TRANNY DAUGHTER!
Would give Harooo scritches tbh.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
His wife literally looks like a man, tho. And Gays gets called a tranny a lot...
Elaine and her idiotic prose. Slurp like a straw...
"Look at what you made me do..." Abuser mentality. She probably blames the minors that get extorted for their plight.
It bares repeating: like the broom, E-lame wouldn't say this shit to people's faces.
Peroni is not what rich people drink
789, eh? Wonder if she'll play that clip of her crying she's a sped who can't communicate because "Muh personality disorder" to (in David St Hubbins voice) "the other dead man"
"Look at what you made me do..." Abuser mentality. She probably blames the minors that get extorted for their plight.
It bares repeating: like the broom, E-lame wouldn't say this shit to people's faces.
Peroni is not what rich people drink
789, eh? Wonder if she'll play that clip of her crying she's a sped who can't communicate because "Muh personality disorder" to (in David St Hubbins voice) "the other dead man"
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Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Baroness Munchie and her tall tales...
That's a mighty bold statement... Will Ken be feeling as stupid as Elaine??
Elaine and her personality disorder there
Elaine admits to being more terminally online than Bryan Dunnce
Elaine thinks about raping and murdering young women...
Due to her failing relationship with her Dad (he's cut her off), Elaine, like the broom, uses Patrician Ken to vent. The world is truly blessed to hae him as the internet Father to these many lost souls. It really does make me glad that my Dad was in my life as a child (if not just for nicking his record collection to DJ downlocal pubs)... all together "Cat's in the cradle... and the silver spoon..."
??? Too much screen time there.
Seriously tho. Elaine has spent the whole night (again) squitting. She'll sleep through the day, missing out on that important Vit D hit. Go outside Elaine. Get some fresh air. Have a wash.
Elaine and her personality disorder there
Elaine admits to being more terminally online than Bryan Dunnce
Elaine thinks about raping and murdering young women...
Due to her failing relationship with her Dad (he's cut her off), Elaine, like the broom, uses Patrician Ken to vent. The world is truly blessed to hae him as the internet Father to these many lost souls. It really does make me glad that my Dad was in my life as a child (if not just for nicking his record collection to DJ downlocal pubs)... all together "Cat's in the cradle... and the silver spoon..."
??? Too much screen time there.
Seriously tho. Elaine has spent the whole night (again) squitting. She'll sleep through the day, missing out on that important Vit D hit. Go outside Elaine. Get some fresh air. Have a wash.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
E-lame is hagging
Dunnce is getting E-lame to fight her battles.
What do you call GOTISists who accuse GOTISists?
While E-lame's internet history is...
Ofc, none of this applies to Elaine. Nosiree.
TBF Oil is prolly in Dunnce's DMs ball deep at the mo.
Someone will have to translate it for... it's in commoner.
What do you call GOTISists who accuse GOTISists?
While E-lame's internet history is...
Ofc, none of this applies to Elaine. Nosiree.
TBF Oil is prolly in Dunnce's DMs ball deep at the mo.
Someone will have to translate it for... it's in commoner.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
As she's his hag...
Saw this on his KF thread, looks like some skally has been larking about.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
So... why is Elaine bringing it up? Maybe Dunnce could explain...?
Who is more representative of thee wymbymz? Oil, Twink, Thot? None of the above?
She's spent time thinking about that... Dirty Gerty.
Has Elaine had another "break out", she seems to be wearing the mask a bit...
Elaine betrays her lust for nonces.
Joke killer Elaine there.
Elaine has been reading someone's KF thread.
The hag misses her fag
Who is more representative of thee wymbymz? Oil, Twink, Thot? None of the above?
She's spent time thinking about that... Dirty Gerty.
Has Elaine had another "break out", she seems to be wearing the mask a bit...
Elaine betrays her lust for nonces.
Joke killer Elaine there.
Elaine has been reading someone's KF thread.
The hag misses her fag
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine is trying to start beef with the poo sniffer. Maybe she jel Mia managed to get some people to believe her BS over being "exploited", while no one believed Elaine.
Elaine wants the Kwiffar to know that she willingly gave Kerfuffels a grand. THis never happened of course, if Elaine had that sort of money, she would have spent it all on skag.
Careful with that "it" business, some uppity troon might just report you.
Cringe.
"scary UwU glowie woman with worldwide federal connections". She must be huffing paint.
And E-lame wonders why people don't take her seriously.
Elaine wants the Kwiffar to know that she willingly gave Kerfuffels a grand. THis never happened of course, if Elaine had that sort of money, she would have spent it all on skag.
Careful with that "it" business, some uppity troon might just report you.
Cringe.
"scary UwU glowie woman with worldwide federal connections". She must be huffing paint.
And E-lame wonders why people don't take her seriously.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
This doesn't really make much sense now, does it?
Elaine is back on this. Remember when Elaine, openly on Squitter, provided a link to CP (she said that herself) to a minor
"Would never ever attempt to inflict harm on children" says Elaine "I'll SWAT your family and your little dog too" Miller.
She admits she didn't get her 8hrs, which she says she needs... She'll be cranky. Like Jimmy.
Elaine is back on this. Remember when Elaine, openly on Squitter, provided a link to CP (she said that herself) to a minor
"Would never ever attempt to inflict harm on children" says Elaine "I'll SWAT your family and your little dog too" Miller.
She admits she didn't get her 8hrs, which she says she needs... She'll be cranky. Like Jimmy.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine does a turn face... can you spot it?
Elaine respecting Kerfuffels pronouns there.
Elaine is bitching that a nonce like herself isn't allowed to post on Commie Farms.
Unreliable narrator Elaine.
Still respecting those pronouns. ANd fibbing.
All that pasta. And her being an autard.
Elaine wants us to remember that she can squit fuckwittery at any given moment.
Elaine is bitching that a nonce like herself isn't allowed to post on Commie Farms.
Unreliable narrator Elaine.
Still respecting those pronouns. ANd fibbing.
All that pasta. And her being an autard.
Elaine wants us to remember that she can squit fuckwittery at any given moment.