Rez
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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow
Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
onionfarts
Baby Onion
I don't know why this fag keeps naming me specifically when I've never even mentioned him before. But here is a disclaimer that I do not function as Elaine's "idea guy".
Daniel Stevens Cum Guzzler
Baby Onion
Nobody is forcing you to post in the Elaine thread cuck duck, just like how nobody forced you to learn English by watching MATI or spend 16 hours a day hanging out in Sneed chat.
If your not having fun posting then don't post retard.
Firegirl26
Hellovan Onion
He’s responding how are you Simp for Elaine a few times
onionfarts
Baby Onion
The closest I have come to "simping" or being an "idea guy" for Elaine was when I said that getting hyperthyroidism treatment is a bad idea. Advice which she ignores because it's good advice, therefor she won't follow it. So either I'm playing 4D chess with reverse psychology here or I'm terrible at supposedly being an Idea Guy
By the way, I generally don't simp for women who aren't attractive.
Rez
Global Moderator
lemme guess the lists....
josh , the fags on her kiwfarms thread, some gunttards, me, strawberry douche, oliveoil, anyone who has ever made a joke at her expense etc.
something like this
Firegirl26
Hellovan Onion
My apologies I think I confused you with somebody else. One of these days I got to make goddamn flow chart and a notebook chart. and who is who? Who said what and how are they connected to everybody else in the forum? And the cow universe?The closest I have come to "simping" or being an "idea guy" for Elaine was when I said that getting hyperthyroidism treatment is a bad idea. Advice which she ignores because it's good advice, therefor she won't follow it. So either I'm playing 4D chess with reverse psychology here or I'm terrible at supposedly being an Idea Guy
By the way, I generally don't simp for women who aren't attractive.
Kunikazu Okumura
Remarkable Onion
SHE MISSES HER STREAM WITH NO NOTICE!!! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!
You know how the English start drinking when the weather is hot. I mean a LOT of drinking, even the females:
80 is hot for London.
onionfarts
Baby Onion
No, I did not know that, but that does explain a lot about them and about their country, and about their teeth.
Hey dude happy friday night! You got a lot going on?
Rez
Global Moderator
its raining wasnt gonna go out anyways i wanted to go to the store to get a few items but that can wait until tomorrow, wbu?
Something something we are legion something something anonymoose
Onionfarms is the place to be right now for Lainey alogging. The TOR circlejerk got super boring.
Rez
Global Moderator
Really Lainey had to claim it with your mispelled name?
If it gets challenged and she doesn't take legal action as "Elena Gertler", it gets restored.
Elaine, listen to me! Forget all these hackerbois and sektur players. Stop wasting your time on them. You gotta move back to Russia ASAP! The oligarchs can't take their money out of Russia anymore due to the sanctions, so they're spending and investing it in Russia instead. Plenty of opportunities to get into! You're missing out on all this wealth creation by staying in the UK, so get going.
Rez
Global Moderator
yeah but to challenge would mean a self dox , so thats not happening.
well someone else uploaded it so its there again
and really who could resist?
dont think we posted this here yet, its her cope excuse for i dont even know what.
also it took a fat minute and multiple submissions but i got Elaine on tenor now