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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Empresa said:
Oh that's nothing I remember when she was passing off old ww2 declassified documents as something she found thru having hacked a govt institution even though you could find whatever she posted on the first page of the search results.
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I want her to start posting all the CIA documents about mind control and astral projection next
 
Nektar Geist said:
She's heard about MKULTRA...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1664946057732653057
https://twitter.com/x/status/1664946851978543106
https://twitter.com/x/status/1664947140542574592
She's yet to get to The Finders... or the Process Church... or Children of God (Rose McGowan grew up it that cult, not the only celeb, mind you).
Elaine (who was following the CIA account on her previous Trollcow account) should start posting about Oklahoma City Bombing and John Doe #2... if she wants to lose another account.
More clout chasing
https://twitter.com/x/status/1664949975875215361

Sincerely, you mean sincerely...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1664956949232746497
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What if Elaine was put into MKULTRA? Would she still be insane or jump back into sanity?
 
TheRealAshleyHutsellJankowski said:
Would she still be insane or jump back into sanity?
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You're going to regret asking me this. MKULTRA is (now) a blanket term for "Mind Control" ops. There is footage of GIs doing training under the influence of LSD, this was actually the Edgewood Arsenal experiment (IIRC), that would certainly kill Elaine (she is lazy and also scared to go outside).

Originally (I told you you'd regret this) the MKULTRA projects came about due to the "Manchurian Candidate" threat from the Commies
www.smithsonianmag.com

The True Story of Brainwashing and How It Shaped America

Fears of Communism during the Cold War spurred psychological research, pop culture hits, and unethical experiments in the CIA
www.smithsonianmag.com www.smithsonianmag.com

Basically the main aim was to create Manchurian Candidates (recommend watching the film, one with Sinatra). Does Elaine having a personality disorder help? Probably. Does the fact she's a chocolate teapot? No. Y'see, it's about "programming". You break down the "personality" and "program" in another one.

A digression...

www.historydefined.net

Cary Grant’s infamous fascination with LSD

Did you know that Cary Grant was an advocate for LSD? Learn more about his interesting life and his experimentation with LSD.
www.historydefined.net

Cary Grant used to spike people's drinks with Acid, because at the same time the CIA was the biggest buyer of LSD, Cary was lauding it's benefits (in the long run, more people died from LSD than were saved... from suicides years later*) in psycho-therapy.

*Although... The "Golden Age" of modern serial killers happened around the same time as MKULTRA and "Killology". And Acid was "happening" at the same time...

Not that I think Elaine is capable of becoming a serial killer... but... have you ever watched Videodrome?

I doubt I've answered you question, but Elaine will now, at least, watch a couple of decent movies (Manchurian Candidate has Angela Lansbury as the ultimate Domineering Mother), but the dinny moo will watch the Denzil version (which is good, but... Y'wanna know something strange? Sinatra also starred in Suddenly, a film about a guy who is going to assassinate a politician with a sniper rifle... these films are just before JFK on Elm Street. JS)

tl/dr: Elaine is too much of a silly cow, even to wear a Polka Dot Dress (RFK for the thick Kwiffar reading), but people will still try to "program" her. On a hiding to nothing.
 
The Gays From LA said:
You have to put adult gifs behind a spoiler, degen.
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I made it and its literally the second post on this thread but it still gets me if people sneak it on me, Ive seen it so many times now ,I just scroll past it now without giving it a second thought, im really glad i didnt put that little logo i have on it , woulda devalued my brand :trollface:
 
Empresa said:
I made it and its literally the second post on this thread but it still gets me if people sneak it on me, Ive seen it so many times now ,I just scroll past it now without giving it a second thought, im really glad i didnt put that little logo i have on it , woulda devalued my brand :trollface:
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That's all good and well, but still, put adult gifs and images behind spoilers.
Not everyone is browsing the forum at home.
 
Nektar Geist said:
Elaine, it doesn't work if everyone knows. Everyone is now thinking that you are buying "weird shit" (already)

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Yeah it kinda gets old , can't even report her for doxing like strawberry douche did cause that's not my name 😑
Nektar Geist said:
How much do you think she over paid on that breakfast? Smoothie in a jar? Hipster bint. See? No class at all.
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Breads not even toasted egg on the right looks like trash..
Busted ass egg lol
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Dicking around separating the eggs is slimy and gross and reduces appetite.
 
Empresa said:
Breads not even toasted egg on the right looks like trash..
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this is why I don't eat out. You literally might as well go to Greggs (are you aware of the cult of Greggs?)

Anyway, another cat...
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She likes to creep in late and steal food (she managed get pouches, five in total, out the box and chew some of the food out of them). She is a little bit flea bitten and stinky. And violent. Mad for the mint. So I called her Venti.

She's pretty Kino tbf, I have a video of her besting my cat, certainly more Kino than Elaine.
 
Empresa said:
Yeah it kinda gets old , can't even report her for doxing like strawberry douche did cause that's not my name 😑

Breads not even toasted egg on the right looks like trash..
Busted ass egg lol
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Dicking around separating the eggs is slimy and gross and reduces appetite.
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Typical Br*tish people making food go from simply unappetizing to crimes against food.
 
this was a legit data analysis that i appreciated . i mean its old news but its a nice refresher.
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these fucking clowns coming to assumptions , they coulda just asked her on discord or twitter.
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talking about the most random shit that happened months ago.
 
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