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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Elaine is going to "smoke flowers" to deal with her insomnia:

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1656988876647407617

Elaine, drinking/smoking flowers is not gonna do anything if you don't turn off your phone, lights and computers at least an hour before going to bed. It's the light from your screen that's fucking up your melatonin levels:

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Also, if you're going to quit drugs you have to quit smoking too, otherwise you're just replacing one drug with another.
 
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Null just mentioned Elaine during MATI, without naming her.

The chat immediately guessed that it was a reference to Elaine:

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He was just asked a superchat question, "Why won't you name Elaine?", and he says it's because Elaine "has literally contacted everyone he's ever talked to to get information about me".

I don't think Elaine is seriously gonna hook up with Ralph. Elaine is just a fangurl who has a bad case of Beauty and The Beast syndrome. She wants a wild unruly beast of a man she can tame as his Belle. IRL, she's not going to leave the comfort of her London home to move to some shack in Mexico.

Here's the part where Null talks about Elaine cyberstalking him and how he would not be able to ignore her if she hooked up with Ethan Ralph, which to me sounds like Null shipping them just because he wants them to be miserable with each other:


Well... I'll tell you this. I am being dead serious. There is someone out there whom I actively ignore. They try every day to get my attention. And I have been ignoring them, almost outright, for 2 years now, despite the fact that every fucking day, they either, like, write me some shit that gets sent directly to my spam. Or try to use, like, contact someone I know to try and get, to talk to me. They send me weird, creepy messages on Telegram and shit, that I block over and over again. And some people may know who this is... but Ethan Ralph has hinted that he might hook up with her. And that would be such a pain in my ass. Because then, I could not ignore her. How am I gonna give up my content cow, Ethan Ralph, for the sake of ignoring his girlfriend? Maybe even wife, mother of his child. So I would really be put in dire straits. I would be so completely epicly p0wned, if that relationship were to happen. And they both have a reason for wanting to, so it just might, it just might, chat. It might just completely, epicly p0wn me. I'll say no more. I've already given this schizophrenic attention whore too much attention as it is.
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Naw, that's bullshit. Unless I am reading her wrong, Elaine would never do that. She might appear on a Livestream and flirt with Ethan Ralph for the lulz, but that would be the extent of that.

I do suspect this means Elaine has been in touch with Tesco and Emspex and they perhaps complained to Null about it?
 
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thefrogninja said:
Good to see lolcow Ethan Ralph's sobriety effecting others. Christ is Kang ✝️👑
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Null is trying to social engineer Elaine into hooking up with Ralph so that they can be miserable together, but Elaine is not stupid. She sees Ralph as an old fat pitiful alcoholic on the internet and she wants to make him better. Then there's the parasocial fantasy of kicking the habit together with your favourite Youtuber. She probably grew up around alcoholics and wanted to save them, so she's projecting that fantasy on Ralph. She should be projecting that fantasy onto herself.

In reality, why would Elaine put up with Ethan Ralph in Mexico, when she can clean herself up in London, make herself semi-presentable and then go bag some Russian oligarch with a yacht? Lots of those in London. That would be a real p0wn, not Ralph.
 
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Null is trying to social engineer Elaine into hooking up with Ralph so that they can be miserable together, but Elaine is not stupid. She sees Ralph as an old fat pitiful alcoholic on the internet and she wants to make him better. Then there's the parasocial fantasy of kicking the habit together with your favourite Youtuber. She probably grew up around alcoholics and wanted to save them, so she's projecting that fantasy on Ralph. She should be projecting that fantasy onto herself.

In reality, why would Elaine put up with Ethan Ralph in Mexico, when she can clean herself up in London, make herself semi-presentable and then go bag some Russian oligarch with a yacht? Lots of those in London. That would be a real p0wn, not Ralph.
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Why settle for an oligarch when you can have THE KANG himself?
 
The Gays From LA said:
He was just asked a superchat question, "Why won't you name Elaine?", and he says it's because Elaine "has literally contacted everyone he's ever talked to to get information about me".
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bitch do this and you don't call that love, smh

The Gays From LA said:
Null is trying to social engineer Elaine into hooking up with Ralph so that they can be miserable together, but Elaine is not stupid.
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i think he will really get owned if laney hooked up with the ralphamale :deviant:

Sue Lightning said:
Hacky Jackie who is going after onafourms has found out about Elaine and seems to believe Elaines story about being kidnapped and will be writing another blog post filled with bullshit accusations and defamation like the last 5 of her articles. Claims to have emailed Elaines family.
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Prophetic Clown said:
Jackie is very fucking stupid. Simon Miller isn't her dad and if she did the bare min research she would see that 11 Portsdown Mews, Golders Green, London, United Kingdom, NW11 7HD where Simon works is also a free methadone clinic. Simon is advertising again to try to clean up the London streets he is way too busy to engage with somebody like Jackie.
Really hope she doesn't escalate resulting in Simon getting a knock by the coppers or interpol when he just wants to help people down on their luck recover from a horrible addiction. :(
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How did someone do community minded end up tied in with her? Poor man.
 
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