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Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow
Elaine / Tanuki cross-over (the Embed Media module is shitting itself again, so I'm just giving out the links):
Elaine responds with:
Elaine responds with:
onionfarts
Baby Onion
Elaine threatening to 'destroy' Kiwi Farms and then confessing to being mentally ill. Probably trying to set herself up for if Kiwi Farms gets taken down again, to claim she has some hand in it and pretend to be an elite hacker. What a dumb bitch.
I can't wait to see the unintended consequences of Ralph aligning himself with Elaine.
onionfarts
Baby Onion
What is up with Ethan Ralph, of all people, being a magnet for these insane thots? I guess fatty is still hot as long as he has an internet following.
Apparently Elaine wants to get her thyroid gland ripped out because she 'can't gain weight' on a starvation diet consisting 95% of pasta, bread, and cocaine. Which if she really goes through with that, will lead to hypothyroidism:
Hypothyroidism (underactive thyroid) - Symptoms and causes
www.mayoclinic.org
Have fun with that I guess. Or you could just, you know, stop taking drugs for a start. Yw for the free advice.
Surgery isn't a first line treatment for overactive thyroid. They would try medication and radioiodine first.Apparently Elaine wants to get her thyroid gland ripped out because she 'can't gain weight' on a starvation diet consisting 95% of pasta, bread, and cocaine. Which if she really goes through with that, will lead to hypothyroidism:
Hypothyroidism (underactive thyroid) - Symptoms and causes
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
It's an alpha male thing.
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That's typical behavior for people like this. Wait for someone else to do something that gets some attention or notice, then attempt to take credit. She didn't take down lolcow.org directly - as far as I ever knew, that was SIGSEGV fedposting, which was probably going to happen anyway.
Elaine isn't going to destroy Kiwi Farms. If even LFJ, with all of those high-level connections across the tech industry, can only cause KF to lose its hosting and/or upstream for a few days at a time, then someone like Elaine who is far less connected to people who are in any position to deprive KF of any of its resources - despite what she says to the contrary - is not going to be anywhere near as much of a threat.
She inserts herself into internet drama and does/says stupid shit constantly for attention - of course. She's only mad in the ass about KF because her antics have earned her a fairly active thread there, where she can't control the narrative like she can in her usual places.
But hey, at least she can use the situation to get those sweet asspats from her orbiters, right?
Autoandromisia = when a woman hates a man so much, she becomes the man she hates
People are already shipping The Gunt and Elaine, check this comment underneath hers:
Elaine tweets in Russian to Null's Ukrainian ISP:
STFU Ruskie, leave Null's Ukranian ISP Virtual Systems alone.
Speaking Russian to a Ukrainian ISP while making demands is the behaviour of an evil British Imperialist.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Overview - Borderline personality disorder
Read about borderline personality disorder. Personality disorders can cause a range of distressing symptoms and patterns of abnormal behaviour.
www.nhs.uk
And she lied in the "sektur", et la...
Until then...
eta
Onion Farms bad, Hm'K?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
You've watched the stream, then?
She can leave her friends behind...
"Unable to maintain stable relationships"
Rez
An Onion Among Onions
someone said she exposed me , so i gave it a look out of curiosity but its the same ol bs.
she's still figuring out how to stream ...
same talking points
lcf gurls hosting cp
BPD girls are are smokers
she doesnt want to dox her house
little late for that
I did watch it, it was a wonderful art stream where Elaine showed off some of her new glitch art:
This new series of glitch art is called Who's Afraid of Grey, Black, White and Pink.
I think Elaine shows potential as a glitch artist.
She should pitch her video glitch art to some art gallery in London that specializes in digital art.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Lil bit o politics... Mordaunt was the bird welding the sword over the weekend. nfn.
Elaine feels like an tiktok NPC.
Princess Flounce-a-rang, there. Also, a bit of non sequitur thinking...
tl/dr People who say "ohhh, I'm not sexual, rather have a cuppa" are homos (S Fry, B George, btw also drug addicts). Some issue during school, no doubt. If Elaine was a man, coming from her background, she'd spend friday afternoons having the shit knocked out of her by some N-Dub middle aged housewife dominatrix. Like Plodderz dad.
Elaine feels like an tiktok NPC.
Princess Flounce-a-rang, there. Also, a bit of non sequitur thinking...
tl/dr People who say "ohhh, I'm not sexual, rather have a cuppa" are homos (S Fry, B George, btw also drug addicts). Some issue during school, no doubt. If Elaine was a man, coming from her background, she'd spend friday afternoons having the shit knocked out of her by some N-Dub middle aged housewife dominatrix. Like Plodderz dad.
Elaine has shared some new digital art the AI has generated for her.
Apparently this is supposed to be an abstract portrait of Null:
Apparently this is supposed to be an abstract portrait of Null:
Elaine I know you're reading this and uhh can you wear pigtails next stream 
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Elaine is going to "smoke flowers" to deal with her insomnia:
Elaine, drinking/smoking flowers is not gonna do anything if you don't turn off your phone, lights and computers at least an hour before going to bed. It's the light from your screen that's fucking up your melatonin levels:
www.sleepfoundation.org
Also, if you're going to quit drugs you have to quit smoking too, otherwise you're just replacing one drug with another.
Elaine, drinking/smoking flowers is not gonna do anything if you don't turn off your phone, lights and computers at least an hour before going to bed. It's the light from your screen that's fucking up your melatonin levels:
Can Electronics Affect Quality Sleep? | Sleep Foundation
Want to learn more about how electronics affect sleep? Read our guide to learn about technology in the bedroom and best practices for screen time before bed.
www.sleepfoundation.org
Also, if you're going to quit drugs you have to quit smoking too, otherwise you're just replacing one drug with another.
Null just mentioned Elaine during MATI, without naming her.
The chat immediately guessed that it was a reference to Elaine:
He was just asked a superchat question, "Why won't you name Elaine?", and he says it's because Elaine "has literally contacted everyone he's ever talked to to get information about me".
I don't think Elaine is seriously gonna hook up with Ralph. Elaine is just a fangurl who has a bad case of Beauty and The Beast syndrome. She wants a wild unruly beast of a man she can tame as his Belle. IRL, she's not going to leave the comfort of her London home to move to some shack in Mexico.
Here's the part where Null talks about Elaine cyberstalking him and how he would not be able to ignore her if she hooked up with Ethan Ralph, which to me sounds like Null shipping them just because he wants them to be miserable with each other:
Naw, that's bullshit. Unless I am reading her wrong, Elaine would never do that. She might appear on a Livestream and flirt with Ethan Ralph for the lulz, but that would be the extent of that.
I do suspect this means Elaine has been in touch with Tesco and Emspex and they perhaps complained to Null about it?
The chat immediately guessed that it was a reference to Elaine:
He was just asked a superchat question, "Why won't you name Elaine?", and he says it's because Elaine "has literally contacted everyone he's ever talked to to get information about me".
I don't think Elaine is seriously gonna hook up with Ralph. Elaine is just a fangurl who has a bad case of Beauty and The Beast syndrome. She wants a wild unruly beast of a man she can tame as his Belle. IRL, she's not going to leave the comfort of her London home to move to some shack in Mexico.
Here's the part where Null talks about Elaine cyberstalking him and how he would not be able to ignore her if she hooked up with Ethan Ralph, which to me sounds like Null shipping them just because he wants them to be miserable with each other:
Naw, that's bullshit. Unless I am reading her wrong, Elaine would never do that. She might appear on a Livestream and flirt with Ethan Ralph for the lulz, but that would be the extent of that.
I do suspect this means Elaine has been in touch with Tesco and Emspex and they perhaps complained to Null about it?
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