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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
At this point Emp, do you know how many socks you've had? Why haven't you called into Plodz stream? You couldn't be as bad as Belaine. And perhaps the sektur could do with some laor. And it would greatly perturb the bint.
somewhere around the high 60s , I lost track of the names and how many after 40ish. I kinda like this way tbh , people will go through my posts to see if I posted anything embarrassing ,this way I get to powerlevel without any commitments , I dont want to engage with the sektur more than I already do , I would probably end up with a thread on kiwi , I prefer that didn't happen obviously, they already talk about me everyday
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Is "C.C.B." yet another alias of hers or are these her real initials?
probably with that cornyass handle she came up with , she really has no creativity.
OOooorrrr... eating disorder and drug problem.
look at this totally not staged breakfast.
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Reason: I retard
I'm not sure why she keeps pretending to be a Russian, but it does distract from her other ethnicity.Jewess.png
 
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Coupla shots from the latest stream, including of her trying to prove she's not bald.
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im glad you're going live lainey , but set reminders for yt peeps , and hype it up if you want more than 6 people watching , wave your arms too much , love looking at yourself and eat like a mongoloid bring the chip to you , its not soup. also your poverty wifi bitrate was all over the place sometimes you were nice and crisp 1080p then i was lucky to get 244p
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Local archive of the entire stream split into 15 fucking parts because the file size upload limit is too damn low and her stream was too damn long. Part 3 is at the end of the attachments line because the upload of that one initially failed.
 

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Anyway, thanks to Elaine I guess for explaining what the secret diary was about. Now I kinda regret the fact that there isn't actually a ChatGPT-generated Null diary, LMAO. I was gonna suggest that Elaine get a hold of that AI voice generator that a Kiwi had posted in the MATI thread, and have that read all the diary entries in Null's voice. That would've added a whole other layer of meta to the whole thing.

IIRC the AI voice generator for Null's voice was posted somewhere here:
Archived: https://archive.is/gNK2K
 
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Here are some parts from her Livestream today that I wanted to highlight:


TBH I agree with what Elaine is saying during this part. I too find it odd that a 14 year old has a bitcoin account. I remember back when I was still on KF and we were researching Keffals' DIY HRT Directory - which 100% criminal, that's why it was shut down due to KF exposing it - we discovered that the tutorial they had made available - where they instructed teenagers how to obtain illegal HRT online through illegal online pharmacies - that tutorial also included a bitcoin wallet tutorial AIMED AT TEENAGERS! Keffals and his co-conspirators at the DIY HRT Directory were teaching teenagers how to steal their parents' credit card and use that to open themselves a bitcoin wallet, all behind their parents' backs. Many Kiwis denounced Keffals for assisting teenagers to open secret bitcoin accounts in such a backhanded manner... so how did TrollSEC open himself a bitcoin wallet at 14 years old? Did he steal his parents' credit card too? Maybe he read another tutorial targeting teenagers to get them into bitcoin?

As for this part:


The reason why Null agreed to talk to the 14 year old as opposed to everyone else who hacked KF is because the others who hacked KF never openly claimed their hack, so Null had no way of knowing who they were. We still don't know who all the other hackers are. People suggested it was Kirtaner who hacked KF last summer, but there is no hard evidence for that claim. You don't honestly expect Null to go and talk to Kirtaner when he has done a Livestream about him showing a video of Kirtaner having a babbling meltdown while being high on meth, do you?


Here she starts talking about Framergirl, who is one of the alleged IRL girlfriends of Null according to lolcow.farm:


She links to this post from Framergirl calling CP "based", which to me looks like some edgy post:


What does any this prove? That Null is a repressed queer man who's into freaky girls with weird kinks? We already knew that. Null desperately craves normalcy (I don't think that's a LARP, I do think that part of him is sincere), but every time he gets involved with some weird edgy chicks, LMAO. Instead of just accepting this "shameful" side of himself and expressing it in a healthy manner (in private with consenting mature parties), he represses it and trad-LARPs instead, so that when it eventually manifests itself, it always bursts into drama.


This part is hilarious: Elaine insists that there are only 5 biological women on KF and the rest are all troons. Elaine, here's why normie cis women use the KF: because normie family life is fucking boring and they have nothing else to do while staying at home raising their kids who are themselves on their phones all the time anyway. This makes biological women who are stay-at-home moms the perfect terminally online candidates for KF. I bet if we had a survey on KF, a good portion of KF would be married women with children. Quote me on this.

Elaine gloats over KF getting dropped by Epik:


I honestly don't know where to start on this part... Elaine performs an NMAP port scan on one of Null's DNS servers, and she starts laughing at the fact that Null has most services turned off... well duh, why would he have other services turned on if they're not absolutely needed right now? (Remember, this woman claims to be a hacker... but she doesn't know that turning off unnecessary services is a good security practice...) The reason he only has SSH enabled is so that he can log into the server to troubleshoot or reconfigure it while he's trying to get back online. Come on, Elaine. :rolleyes:

Elaine Trollcow also expressed her appreciation of Fredrick Brennan, with whom she claims she was going to work on a tech project:

 
So Elaine made a thread explaining the Josh/Tesco/Nenetl lore to me:

Onion Farmer from LA, I’m going to break this down for you, because despite being an absolutely awful investigator, you have the spirit and that counts for something.

There are multiple posts, so read under this one.

Archived: https://archive.is/TURY8

LMAO, OK, thanks for the explanation Elaine. I am not an investigator, I was on KF for years without really knowing who was running it because I just didn't care enough to find out. When #DropKiwiFarms was happening, I read all these weird claims about Null and I wanted to know if any of them were true. So I started researching these claims, and I found many of them to be untrue, exaggerated or the result of Chinese Whispers. I just want to know what's really happening and what the real story is, but from what I've seen it's mostly smoke and mirrors with Null, and my impression is that he actually wants it that way. I suspect he wants there to be as many weird rumours circulating as possible so that it becomes a kind of "Fog of War" where no one knows what's what, which gives him probable deniability, because he can say that it's all just "a bunch of weird people making up weird shit about me online".

I actually went and read the lolcow thread that Elaine linked to where they were arguing about Tesco, Null and Emspex. Elaine herself eventually shows up in that thread, and gets roasted by LC. I'll go over thread in the Joshua Moon Megathread, since it's more relevant there. There's some interesting stuff in it, but mostly a lot of paranoia and rumours, as to be expect with anything about Null.
 
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