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Kiwisphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Hard X

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For a current view of Lainey in her natural habitat , at the loo~
 
lamey doesn't like the way she looks...
Braaahhh. That's some Steve Austin (LM version) shit you planning.
Blepharoplasty, Brow Lowering, Surgery Cheek Implants, Double Jaw Surgery, Forehead Reduction (she means 5 head, she needs to get it down to 4) / Hair Transplant, Teeth Whitening & Reshaping Septorhinoplasty, Upper Lip Lift AND...
Arthroplasty, Hip Dip (flip fantasia!*) Surgery, Labiaplasty (tee hee), Spine Straightening.
This was a little while after I posted the SC thing. She does have a thing about my voice, but...
"Nobody gives a damn"



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This is in response to...
btw, I'm mentioned, another case of my name, whore mouth. Buddy.
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I'm thinking that Belaine is now Danilaine.
 
lamey is totally not bovvered about MD...
You don't, you could just log off, and start a better life. I mean, rehashing breach info... BORING!BORING!BORING! You know what Plodwinson said, cut a promo...
Oooooorrrrr... just ask your nonce pals to commit a crime... wonder if she'll SWAT Sham. His dox is online. And he deleted her article, because she lies a lot. Still, he didn't delete the the reference to her and her "research". Guess that's Sham admitting to using lies in his work.
 
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lamey... you are not wealthy. Your parents aren't wealthy*. I've actually met wealthy people, some real "Ok yah" types. You are not them. And Dani, careful with that "libel", garglecum might snitch on you.


*The tax man knows this too.
 
doesnt post on OF [ the sugar daddy site post doesn't count ] .
Yeeeeaaah. When lamey first started catfishing me on SC, and sent me her email, I did a lil research. Velly intellesting. That's why lamey won't talk about it. Other than that dumb squit where she basically admitted she was the one dmin' me on SC.

This is sooooo cringe, this is like 8th grade shit...
"Was not even missed".
 
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Question: Whachu talkin' about lamey? Your parents are/were WTC types, you have always been subsidized by the state, and suckers online, you bought nuthin'.

How can you get down like that?

Really I just wanted to post the mash up. Nicks is ok, but 10cc is better.
 
"Used to" lol.
lamey dox baiting again.
Ooopppsss.
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Less than a hour. You really should stop baiting like that, the people who pay for you to stay in this places, they aren't going to bother, if you are just going to hand the kwiffar your dox.

ANd once again, Gorblez the Tranny (Crypto) Janny.
 
Suuuurrreeee, lamey. Just because I found that squitter account...
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxEpqY3cm7iHTDg5N5VooAATtEeoyCR1r0
E-lame shits the bed again.
The lack of self awareness of it.
Some day the Mountain might get him... but the pissminge never will.


Seems lamey is frustrated I won't talk her off... this moral coil.
 
lamey admits she's hit the wall. This is the talk of women who hit the wall. This is why she hasn't shown her face for months.
Her parents didn't give her the money she wanted. Downs bads
Finally what? Gunt is bitter that he thinks that Vito is fucking kids, and he only got to crack one off to a pic of soph. "Sick of giving people a pass..." Is gunt this desperate, that he's hoping lamey mentioning him on her comtab will relaunch his career?
We don't have to ask you, you got banned AGAIN. Why not stream on YT? What a manic pixie dreambint... YKWIM?
lamey thinks that "ironic and/or satirical" nonces are great, and she's fine with the monkey torture (indicator of a certain psychological disorder).
 
Jobless NEET is a tautology. lamey will soon run out of friends and family to mooch off of.
The kwiffar are also known to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING. Which is, in fact, wot lidl did dun.
 
"Utilise the report button". Yeah, sure.
You could just stop confessing, and hanging round the people who also confess to these crimes. jk. We know that's never going to happen milky moo.
lamey, who has a pathological aversion to taking responsibility for her actions, spends the day f5in' her thread. As for the CSAM of JT... did you share it with a minor, yet?
Haven't used this one yet...
 
Effect. Not syndrome. We know who her parents are. Her Dad was living vicariously through lamey, pushing her to do competitive running (with boys), and the cooking thing (very popular BBC lead internet grift). He's the one who put her on the Net. Like a stage Mother, who only cares about the kids, as long as the kid is getting them what they want. That's why she is the way she is. Obsessed with Internet Fame, and unsuitable male company. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
lidl thinks you're lying. It's much more feasible that you have an eating disorder. See my previous, and accurate, comment.
That's a year older than the age given if you google it. Plus, it was normal then, and it never happened anyway. Or at least, there is no credible evidence of it happening. The age of Mary (or Joe, which is never discussed) isn't really the "problematic" part of The Greatest Story Ever Told.
lamey admits to distributing malware. I wonder if Sham put her up to this. He admitting that some hacking is good. And he thinks that what lamey does is great research.
"In fact, I put it to you, it was YOU who was pretendin' to be retarded!"
 
lamey is feeling all Rainy days and Mondays...
We've been through this before...
It's a cope you've used, lamey.
If you call lamey a liar (because of the embarrassment of porkies she tells), her mental health will suffer... kinda asking for this...
Like she left, she's still mooching off of them. They just don't want to deal with her shit anymore.
Love this album.... and SUFFAH NUTTAH WHORSE!
 
Released from the Phantom Zone...
Small vitories.
Still P'boro Paki Puncher in my book.
SOmething esoteric for lamey... the 29th.
 
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